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Old 02-14-2010, 06:54 AM   #1
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There was once a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect children.


One day when the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in thier perfect car, they saw an elf hitchhiking by the side of the road, being the perfect people they were, they picked him up.


Well, as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with the elf, somehow they got into a fatal accident. Two people died and one lived.


Who died and who lived?


The perfect man did of course, because the perfect woman and elves aren't real.
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Old 02-14-2010, 12:52 PM   #2
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Elves might be real.
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Old 02-14-2010, 05:16 PM   #3
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I think FuckingRotter might be an elf. Do elves drive white vans and have a thing about Scots? Do elves still live under mushrooms? I think FR eats mushrooms (the funny kind) sometimes.
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i got told by my 2 female friends i was perfect but no one wants or cares about the ''perfect ones''



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I think FuckingRotter might be an elf. Do elves drive white vans and have a thing about Scots? Do elves still live under mushrooms? I think FR eats mushrooms (the funny kind) sometimes.
elves seem too be as rare as the perfect man,my guess is maybe they share the mushrooms with the elves,like roomies,nothing gay,or they wouldn't be a perfect man,just a thought
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I think FuckingRotter might be an elf. Do elves drive white vans and have a thing about Scots? Do elves still live under mushrooms? I think FR eats mushrooms (the funny kind) sometimes.
Well he may very well be Keebler Elf. They have issues.
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I dont believe you!! Elves DO exist, I saw one yesterday...and dont tell me that midgets are just regular people, they're a whole race of elves pretending to have a mutation disorder to get government hand outs.
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Elves do not drive white vans, they live in hedges and hug trees. Everbody knows this. However they do have one thing in common with me - they don't give a flying fuck for Scotland.
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What the fuck is a keebler anyway?
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There was once a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect children.


One day when the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in thier perfect car, they saw an elf hitchhiking by the side of the road, being the perfect people they were, they picked him up.


Well, as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with the elf, somehow they got into a fatal accident. Two people died and one lived.


Who died and who lived?


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