What made you happy today? - Page 14 - Rape Board

pervipete · 08-18-2013, 03:05 AM

Getting a good run on working on the next installment of my story...

batffink · 08-18-2013, 05:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

I think Debaser lives in a parallel universe with full employment, where everyone shops at Waitrose, Habitat, Laura Ashley, Selfridges. I expect the clock is always stopped at 2.45pm, and the stupid cunt gorges himself daily on jam and scones, whilst debating such important topics as the correct pronunciation of "scones" (and "Bowie"). There is no disease, poverty, hooded sweatshirts, visible concrete, graffiti, Pakistanis, or anything else that might offend his sensibilities. He can brag that he knows how the niggers feel the cold, and the slums got so much soul, without the misfortune of ever having to have ventured there. So how does he know? Because he once paid a Pole to fix his plumbing.

He was lucky to get ANYBODY to fix his plumbing. And how come you never hear of Pakistani plumbers?

FuckingRotter · 08-18-2013, 05:25 AM

Perhaps they're very quiet?

pervipete · 08-18-2013, 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

I think Debaser lives in a parallel universe with full employment, where everyone shops at Waitrose, Habitat, Laura Ashley, Selfridges. I expect the clock is always stopped at 2.45pm, and the stupid cunt gorges himself daily on jam and scones, whilst debating such important topics as the correct pronunciation of "scones" (and "Bowie"). There is no disease, poverty, hooded sweatshirts, visible concrete, graffiti, Pakistanis, or anything else that might offend his sensibilities. He can brag that he knows how the niggers feel the cold, and the slums got so much soul, without the misfortune of ever having to have ventured there. So how does he know? Because he once paid a Pole to fix his plumbing.

More than likely

FuckingRotter · 08-19-2013, 12:52 PM

You've got tenants up your arse?

LEONIDOS · 08-19-2013, 01:50 PM

bet they vibrate

FuckingRotter · 08-20-2013, 06:40 PM

What really pissed me off is the fact that a shop closing down means people losing jobs. The people that work in the "nicer" shops in your "nice little town", probably benefitted from your bargain basement too. Think about that, you unfunny cunt.

nondescript29 · 08-21-2013, 10:00 PM

I'm attempting to treat insomnia as a positive thing. These little bouts lately are simply allowing me extra time to reflect about the direction of my life. Or lack thereof.

nondescript29 · 08-21-2013, 10:03 PM

Additionally my heart is trying SO HARD to justify the purchase of a ridiculously expensive lovely fitted black leather motorcycle jacket.

I was unable to decide if that's a good or a bad thing.

FuckingRotter · 08-21-2013, 11:08 PM

From what I understand, John Lewis are quite a good employer as far as the retail sector goes. Careful those scummy shop workers don't start getting all aspirational on you, Debaser. Next thing you know, your street will be over run by chavs.

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Originally Posted by Debaser

Dammit Rotter, you will rise to it.
A new Waitrose is Opening in town next week, so im sure some of them can be reemployed there just as long as they aren't too scummy.
The rest can live off the government and cry about how the poles are stealing our jobs, not that they hang out in this neck of the woods!

ElChantajista · 08-22-2013, 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nondescript29

Additionally my heart is trying SO HARD to justify the purchase of a ridiculously expensive lovely fitted black leather motorcycle jacket.

I was unable to decide if that's a good or a bad thing.

Maybe if you post a picture of you with ONLY the jacket we can tell you if it is a good idea or not.

Why nothing else? This way we can focus on the jacket. Yeah. I promise.

nondescript29 · 08-22-2013, 11:29 AM

Until I pay for the jacket, however, I don't really have an opportunity to be naked with it.

Amused me today: I made a man squirm by telling him I wanted to wrap my lips around his finger.

menace · 08-24-2013, 12:23 AM

Payday. And still having money in my account after settling all the bills

FuckingRotter · 08-24-2013, 03:54 AM

Being begged for spunk.

Molly Girl · 08-24-2013, 06:24 AM

Getting my revenge on a stupid bitch and shattering her dreams.

WickedLady · 08-25-2013, 10:03 AM

Brownies

FuckingRotter · 08-25-2013, 10:07 AM

Is that legal?

WickedLady · 08-25-2013, 10:09 AM

You'd know more about that than I would

Sweetlust · 09-02-2013, 08:50 AM

Having the day off.

Lonetone · 09-15-2013, 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by perfectlyformed

vest top, tiny demin shorts, converse trainers, hoop ear-rings and hair scraped back in a pont tail. Cheap looking make-up too. The whole 9 yards. I was chewing gum and everything lol

x

You paint a picture I'd just love to ruin

08-18-2013, 03:05 AM	#261
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	Getting a good run on working on the next installment of my story... __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

08-18-2013, 05:25 AM	#263
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Perhaps they're very quiet? __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

08-19-2013, 12:52 PM	#265
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	You've got tenants up your arse? __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

08-20-2013, 06:40 PM	#267
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	What really pissed me off is the fact that a shop closing down means people losing jobs. The people that work in the "nicer" shops in your "nice little town", probably benefitted from your bargain basement too. Think about that, you unfunny cunt. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

08-21-2013, 10:00 PM	#268
nondescript29 Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Under a rock, MI Posts: 974 Reputation: 17698	I'm attempting to treat insomnia as a positive thing. These little bouts lately are simply allowing me extra time to reflect about the direction of my life. Or lack thereof. __________________ It works better if you read it in a monotone.

08-19-2013, 01:50 PM	#266
LEONIDOS Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 145 Reputation: 5383	bet they vibrate

08-21-2013, 10:03 PM	#269
nondescript29 Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Under a rock, MI Posts: 974 Reputation: 17698	Additionally my heart is trying SO HARD to justify the purchase of a ridiculously expensive lovely fitted black leather motorcycle jacket. I was unable to decide if that's a good or a bad thing. __________________ It works better if you read it in a monotone.

08-22-2013, 11:29 AM	#272
nondescript29 Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Under a rock, MI Posts: 974 Reputation: 17698	Until I pay for the jacket, however, I don't really have an opportunity to be naked with it. Amused me today: I made a man squirm by telling him I wanted to wrap my lips around his finger. __________________ It works better if you read it in a monotone.

08-24-2013, 12:23 AM	#273
menace Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Who knows? Posts: 2,436 Reputation: 26964	Payday. And still having money in my account after settling all the bills __________________ Try and stop me

08-24-2013, 03:54 AM	#274
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Being begged for spunk. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

08-24-2013, 06:24 AM	#275
Molly Girl Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: England Posts: 142 Reputation: 10383	Getting my revenge on a stupid bitch and shattering her dreams.

08-25-2013, 10:03 AM	#276
WickedLady Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,506 Reputation: 17119	Brownies

08-25-2013, 10:07 AM	#277
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Is that legal? __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

08-25-2013, 10:09 AM	#278
WickedLady Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,506 Reputation: 17119	You'd know more about that than I would

09-02-2013, 08:50 AM	#279
Sweetlust Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: USA Posts: 1,257 Reputation: 6543	Having the day off.

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