Self Defense Training - Rape Board

TodeTunnini · 05-13-2010, 12:54 AM

Good afternoon I'm Rick I want to offer my
cool service

Have a look at this web site:

BTN · 05-13-2010, 01:29 AM

Advertising a self defense class on a site for people who where half the people like being attacked and the other half are the attackers?

Not thought about this have you?

somedude · 05-13-2010, 02:03 AM

Maybe it was target marketing gone wrong!

snarkopo · 05-13-2010, 11:38 PM

Gives me an idea! Self-defenseless classes starting soon. Sign up today!

Wiz · 05-14-2010, 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by snarkopo

Gives me an idea! Self-defenseless classes starting soon. Sign up today!

Victims only?

menace · 06-14-2010, 02:51 AM

Hey, self defense is a worthwhile skill for a rapist. If you know what she's gonna throw at you, you can counter it. Imagine her horror when she realizes all her training was useless!

pervipete · 06-14-2010, 07:43 AM

Or, you could teach her all the wrong moves and then on the way home, she won't know how to defend herself...

TheOneSolo · 10-22-2010, 03:53 AM

Maybe he was thinking along the lines that we wanted to learn how to throw someone down, and put them in various leg and arm locks and how to properly choke(no oxygen to the lungs) and strangle(no blood to the brain) potential victums

Crotch_Ripper · 10-22-2010, 03:13 PM

Is there a reason your replying to threads that are 4 and 5 months old?

TheOneSolo · 10-22-2010, 04:13 PM

Yes there is.

Rowdy Forum Response:

1. Until you mentioned it, I had no idea how old the thread was.

2. I read the rules carefully, and I do not remember the rule stating that I can not "reply to a thread."

3. It was open.

4. It was on the first page.

5. I haven't even been a member for 24 hours, and I've been reading everything under the sun and some I do reply to. Even read Phantoms thread when you were made Moderator. Congratulations.

6. I was bored.

7. Cause I felt like it.

8. Cause I can.

9. My time machine in is the shop, so I couldn't go back in time and join and reply then.

Any other questions?

Normal Response:

On a more serious note, I really didn't know, and if I broke some RB or forum etiquette my sincere apologies. I'm used to faster forums, and after one night here I see that is it about 80% lurkers and the members are mostly private messaging each other behind the scene's or just looking for new downloads themselves.

I don't want no problems. I'm not going to go to the last page and start bumping threads from years ago. I only post on stuff on the first page, and usually the first half only. I'm just passing time from now till then.

P.S. Once again, happy birthday.

TheOneSolo · 10-22-2010, 11:28 PM

<Scratches his head> Something witty, that's not going to happen.

After five I ran out smart ass comments.

snarkopo · 10-23-2010, 07:47 AM

TheOneSolo

I don't know if anyone has said hi or welcome to you yet so let me. Welcome and hi.

It's nice to see an enthusiastic new member. Yes this part of the board has gotten quiet lately. It used to be almost like a chat room here some nights. Posts every minute practically.
Hopefully things will resume again.

TheOneSolo · 10-23-2010, 08:34 AM

Hey whats up snarkopo. Thanks for welcoming me to the board.

Guess it's like the stock market, it has its ups and downs. Seems to be a bear market right now. Someone needs to forcefully insert the bull back into this be-atch.

Just for the record, you are not the only one with a brontosaurus. Mine is right in front of my house <looks out his front window> WHAT THE FUCK, SOMEONE STOLE MY BRONTOSAURUS!!!

snarkopo · 10-23-2010, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheOneSolo

Hey whats up snarkopo. Thanks for welcoming me to the board.

Guess it's like the stock market, it has its ups and downs. Seems to be a bear market right now. Someone needs to forcefully insert the bull back into this be-atch.

Just for the record, you are not the only one with a brontosaurus. Mine is right in front of my house <looks out his front window> WHAT THE FUCK, SOMEONE STOLE MY BRONTOSAURUS!!!

Ya gotta keep a close eye on them. They're too friendly and will follow just about anyone who offers them a couple of palm trees.

TheOneSolo · 10-23-2010, 10:19 PM

Next time I'll be more careful. I saw a guy lurking around my house last night with some palm trees.

Quote:

Originally Posted by mat2001uk

I have to say, and 'God' knows I don't want to piss Mr CR off, but if I were a Mod on a once-lively board that had suddenly gone downhill posting-terms I would welcome All newcomers.

I mean it's not like a picture-post place; I saw a couple of interesting homemade BDSM flicks in one of the other forums the other week - both posted 2008 but still available. I didn't 'bump' them as I was scared of some form of admonishment (at least). So I salute TheOneSolo's 'bumping'.

On the real, I didn't look at the date. It was on the first page and I posted on it. The only thread that I bumped was a thread in the Game Room, about being bored. Besides that, I'll keep it in the present. If I really feel I have to reply to an old thread, I'll private message the person.

Mat, I do feel your fear. I like this forum, and I walk on egg shells, and I'm not hear to cause any trouble. I would do more downloading, but I filled up three hard drives, so until I get some more, I'm going to do what I do best, and that is post post post post. I don't care if I got to make a flame thread and flame myself.

justmetoo · 10-24-2010, 11:12 AM

OK. So, back to the subject line...

Self defense training. As a rapist do you want your victim to toss their best kick at you? What if they hit you in the balls and you double over in pain? Time for a payback?

As a victim - how hard to you really try to escape? When do you give up as you know your black belt skills aren't going to stop your imminent violation? How are you going to feel as you know that all those self defense courses isn't going to save you now.

TheOneSolo · 10-24-2010, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mat2001uk

I've done the whole discussion with your self online before - quite amusing the first time, gets a bit old after that though!

Yeah I decided to not do that.

I don't want the community to think I more crazy then I already might seem.

Quote:

Originally Posted by justmetoo

OK. So, back to the subject line...

Self defense training. As a rapist do you want your victim to toss their best kick at you? What if they hit you in the balls and you double over in pain? Time for a payback?

As a victim - how hard to you really try to escape? When do you give up as you know your black belt skills aren't going to stop your imminent violation? How are you going to feel as you know that all those self defense courses isn't going to save you now.

Personally yes I would prefer if my victim knew some martial arts, or at least boxing. It would give them the false sense of security and make them think they have a chance when in actuality, they don't.

Another thing, if she does some sort of self-defense training, then she will most likely be in good shape. That means everything is firm and tight, plus she will put up a good struggle making it all more exciting for us, well at least for me, I wont speak for anyone else.

snarkopo · 10-24-2010, 11:36 PM

Just stay away from Tatiata Kozhevnikova. Her vagina kung fu will destroy you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4IxF...e=channel_page

Lil-Mac · 10-25-2010, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BTN

Advertising a self defense class on a site for people who where half the people like being attacked and the other half are the attackers?

Not thought about this have you?

Could be self-defense for rapists. Lessons like "How to take down a mace carrying slut" or maybe "Ten easy steps to tying a Ho with her own undies". Kinda like a Rapist 101 course.

05-13-2010, 12:54 AM	#1
TodeTunnini Junior Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Slovenia Posts: 1 Reputation: 10	Self Defense Training Good afternoon I'm Rick I want to offer my cool service Have a look at this web site: Last edited by Crotch_Ripper; 05-13-2010 at 09:03 AM. Reason: Spam humor!

05-13-2010, 01:29 AM	#2
BTN Admiral Adama Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Galactica CIC Posts: 1,018 Reputation: 45123	Advertising a self defense class on a site for people who where half the people like being attacked and the other half are the attackers? Not thought about this have you? __________________ So say we all

05-13-2010, 02:03 AM	#3
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	Maybe it was target marketing gone wrong! __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

05-13-2010, 11:38 PM	#4
snarkopo It's been fun Join Date: May 2008 Location: away Posts: 1,549 Reputation: 70796	Gives me an idea! Self-defenseless classes starting soon. Sign up today! __________________ I have a brontosaurus and you don't. So there.

06-14-2010, 02:51 AM	#6
menace Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Who knows? Posts: 2,436 Reputation: 26964	Hey, self defense is a worthwhile skill for a rapist. If you know what she's gonna throw at you, you can counter it. Imagine her horror when she realizes all her training was useless! __________________ Try and stop me

06-14-2010, 07:43 AM	#7
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	Or, you could teach her all the wrong moves and then on the way home, she won't know how to defend herself... __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

10-22-2010, 03:53 AM	#8
TheOneSolo Privileged Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Where ever I go there I am Posts: 781 Reputation: 14780	Maybe he was thinking along the lines that we wanted to learn how to throw someone down, and put them in various leg and arm locks and how to properly choke(no oxygen to the lungs) and strangle(no blood to the brain) potential victums __________________ The clandestine fantasies of the profound transcendent recondite person that I am, I will elucidate to my fellow pervs in a portentous Tao while we cogitate the quintessential elements of rape in a hedonistic world

10-22-2010, 03:13 PM	#9
Crotch_Ripper Pantyhose Hunting Admin Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: The 3rd stone Posts: 6,148 Reputation: 150582	Is there a reason your replying to threads that are 4 and 5 months old? __________________ "I love women who wear pantyhose, nothing like bringing along your own bondage material." 100% Male RAPE BOARD WINNER: Best Signature 2008 Phantom Awards 2008 '007 Award'

10-22-2010, 04:13 PM	#10
TheOneSolo Privileged Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Where ever I go there I am Posts: 781 Reputation: 14780	Yes there is. Rowdy Forum Response: 1. Until you mentioned it, I had no idea how old the thread was. 2. I read the rules carefully, and I do not remember the rule stating that I can not "reply to a thread." 3. It was open. 4. It was on the first page. 5. I haven't even been a member for 24 hours, and I've been reading everything under the sun and some I do reply to. Even read Phantoms thread when you were made Moderator. Congratulations. 6. I was bored. 7. Cause I felt like it. 8. Cause I can. 9. My time machine in is the shop, so I couldn't go back in time and join and reply then. Any other questions? Normal Response: On a more serious note, I really didn't know, and if I broke some RB or forum etiquette my sincere apologies. I'm used to faster forums, and after one night here I see that is it about 80% lurkers and the members are mostly private messaging each other behind the scene's or just looking for new downloads themselves. I don't want no problems. I'm not going to go to the last page and start bumping threads from years ago. I only post on stuff on the first page, and usually the first half only. I'm just passing time from now till then. P.S. Once again, happy birthday. __________________ The clandestine fantasies of the profound transcendent recondite person that I am, I will elucidate to my fellow pervs in a portentous Tao while we cogitate the quintessential elements of rape in a hedonistic world Last edited by TheOneSolo; 10-22-2010 at 04:19 PM.

10-22-2010, 11:28 PM	#11
TheOneSolo Privileged Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Where ever I go there I am Posts: 781 Reputation: 14780	<Scratches his head> Something witty, that's not going to happen. After five I ran out smart ass comments. __________________ The clandestine fantasies of the profound transcendent recondite person that I am, I will elucidate to my fellow pervs in a portentous Tao while we cogitate the quintessential elements of rape in a hedonistic world

10-23-2010, 07:47 AM	#12
snarkopo It's been fun Join Date: May 2008 Location: away Posts: 1,549 Reputation: 70796	TheOneSolo I don't know if anyone has said hi or welcome to you yet so let me. Welcome and hi. It's nice to see an enthusiastic new member. Yes this part of the board has gotten quiet lately. It used to be almost like a chat room here some nights. Posts every minute practically. Hopefully things will resume again. __________________ I have a brontosaurus and you don't. So there.

10-23-2010, 08:34 AM	#13
TheOneSolo Privileged Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Where ever I go there I am Posts: 781 Reputation: 14780	Hey whats up snarkopo. Thanks for welcoming me to the board. Guess it's like the stock market, it has its ups and downs. Seems to be a bear market right now. Someone needs to forcefully insert the bull back into this be-atch. Just for the record, you are not the only one with a brontosaurus. Mine is right in front of my house <looks out his front window> WHAT THE FUCK, SOMEONE STOLE MY BRONTOSAURUS!!! __________________ The clandestine fantasies of the profound transcendent recondite person that I am, I will elucidate to my fellow pervs in a portentous Tao while we cogitate the quintessential elements of rape in a hedonistic world

10-24-2010, 11:12 AM	#16
justmetoo Privileged Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: In your mind Posts: 1,086 Reputation: 23015	OK. So, back to the subject line... Self defense training. As a rapist do you want your victim to toss their best kick at you? What if they hit you in the balls and you double over in pain? Time for a payback? As a victim - how hard to you really try to escape? When do you give up as you know your black belt skills aren't going to stop your imminent violation? How are you going to feel as you know that all those self defense courses isn't going to save you now.

10-24-2010, 11:36 PM	#18
snarkopo It's been fun Join Date: May 2008 Location: away Posts: 1,549 Reputation: 70796	Just stay away from Tatiata Kozhevnikova. Her vagina kung fu will destroy you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4IxF...e=channel_page __________________ I have a brontosaurus and you don't. So there. Last edited by snarkopo; 10-24-2010 at 11:42 PM.