Scotlands hero! - Rape Board

FuckingRotter · 01-24-2010, 08:51 AM

Many nations have great heros. England celebrates great warriors and chivalric figures, St George, Henry IV, Nelson, Wellington, Saint Patrick rid Ireland of such a scourge of snakes he is celebrated the world over, America have their defenders of the poor, the discriminated against and their champions of democracy such as Washington, King and that geezer in the stove pipe hat that got shot. Even Russia and Germany had Stalin and Hitler, insane geniuses reviled the world over yet great men nontheless.

But Scotland? SCOTLAND! Scotland have Robert Burns, a fucking tax collector! For fucks sake, this explains why England is going to shit, we have a race of communistical criminals that hero worship a tax collector in charge.

Happy Burns Night you bean counting cunts!

batffink · 01-24-2010, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

Many nations have great heros. England celebrates great warriors and chivalric figures, St George, Henry IV, Nelson, Wellington, Saint Patrick rid Ireland of such a scourge of snakes he is celebrated the world over, America have their defenders of the poor, the discriminated against and their champions of democracy such as Washington, King and that geezer in the stove pipe hat that got shot. Even Russia and Germany had Stalin and Hitler, insane geniuses reviled the world over yet great men nontheless.

But Scotland? SCOTLAND! Scotland have Robert Burns, a fucking tax collector! For fucks sake, this explains why England is going to shit, we have a race of communistical criminals that hero worship a tax collector in charge.

Happy Burns Night you bean counting cunts!

Ahem!

Saint George, if real, was Greek.
Henry was a raving shirt tail lifter.
Nelson was a short arsed, one eyed serial fucker of other men's wives.
Wellington was Irish.

'nuff said.

Sternenlied · 01-24-2010, 04:42 PM

I always felt the Scots might have William Wallace among their heroes ...

somedude · 01-24-2010, 04:46 PM

And we can't forget Robert the Bruce either as a Scottish hero or Rob Roy!

FuckingRotter · 01-24-2010, 05:55 PM

Rebels and thieves one and all, oh apart from the tax collector....

FuckingRotter · 01-24-2010, 05:57 PM

Even Peter Sutcliffe isn't as evil as a tax collector.

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Originally Posted by batffink

Ahem!

Saint George, if real, was Greek.
Henry was a raving shirt tail lifter.
Nelson was a short arsed, one eyed serial fucker of other men's wives.
Wellington was Irish.

'nuff said.

batffink · 01-24-2010, 09:57 PM

I somehow get the vague feeling that you may have an aversion to paying tax.

snarkopo · 01-25-2010, 02:21 AM

Sean Connery.

Lil-Mac · 02-18-2010, 12:48 AM

I thought Mel Gibson was Scotland's hero?

somedude · 02-18-2010, 02:10 AM

Mel Gibson is Australia's shame and America's problem...

batffink · 02-18-2010, 04:58 AM

Hey Man, why bring Australia into it? Just because he happened to live here for a while. He's as nutty as his father.

brummyjoe · 02-18-2010, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

Many nations have great heros. England celebrates great warriors and chivalric figures, St George, Henry IV, Nelson, Wellington, Saint Patrick rid Ireland of such a scourge of snakes he is celebrated the world over, America have their defenders of the poor, the discriminated against and their champions of democracy such as Washington, King and that geezer in the stove pipe hat that got shot. Even Russia and Germany had Stalin and Hitler, insane geniuses reviled the world over yet great men nontheless.

But Scotland? SCOTLAND! Scotland have Robert Burns, a fucking tax collector! For fucks sake, this explains why England is going to shit, we have a race of communistical criminals that hero worship a tax collector in charge.

Happy Burns Night you bean counting cunts!

Aye very good. Another typical uninformed ignorant English cunt!! Get it right up ye!!!

somedude · 02-18-2010, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by batffink

Hey Man, why bring Australia into it? Just because he happened to live here for a while. He's as nutty as his father.

Mel grew up in Australia and his acting carreer got started there! So the US and Oz have to share the blame on "The Gibson Shame"

Lil-Mac · 02-18-2010, 05:49 PM

But Mel was Braveheart... you know, FREEEEEEEEDOOOOOOMMMMMM *croak* *cut to crowd*.

Thats gotta count for something.

RapeKarenX · 02-21-2010, 05:36 PM

Lachlan Macquarrie- policies that made Australia

FuckingRotter · 02-21-2010, 05:41 PM

Mel was a sheep shagger in a skirt and make-up.

FuckingRotter · 02-21-2010, 05:43 PM

On reflection, I must apologise for my previous remark, just because a man wears make-up and a skirt, and happens to be Scottish, that doesn't make him a sheep shagger.

perfectlyformed · 02-21-2010, 05:49 PM

I love how tolerant of other cultures you are Mr Rotter

x

FuckingRotter · 02-21-2010, 05:58 PM

Little girl, my family grew up in the East End, my family was eating goat curry before my Scottish friend even knew the potential value of "McBatfink to the rescue....".

RapeKarenX · 02-21-2010, 07:25 PM

Mutton curry. Be consistent!

01-24-2010, 08:51 AM	#1
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Scotlands hero! Many nations have great heros. England celebrates great warriors and chivalric figures, St George, Henry IV, Nelson, Wellington, Saint Patrick rid Ireland of such a scourge of snakes he is celebrated the world over, America have their defenders of the poor, the discriminated against and their champions of democracy such as Washington, King and that geezer in the stove pipe hat that got shot. Even Russia and Germany had Stalin and Hitler, insane geniuses reviled the world over yet great men nontheless. But Scotland? SCOTLAND! Scotland have Robert Burns, a fucking tax collector! For fucks sake, this explains why England is going to shit, we have a race of communistical criminals that hero worship a tax collector in charge. Happy Burns Night you bean counting cunts! __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

01-24-2010, 04:42 PM	#3
Sternenlied Unknown Entity Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Niflheim Posts: 2,427 Reputation: 77819	I always felt the Scots might have William Wallace among their heroes ... __________________ The Life and Death of Sam Crow - How the Sons of Anarchy lost their way

01-24-2010, 04:46 PM	#4
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	And we can't forget Robert the Bruce either as a Scottish hero or Rob Roy! __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

01-24-2010, 05:55 PM	#5
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Rebels and thieves one and all, oh apart from the tax collector.... __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

01-24-2010, 09:57 PM	#7
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	I somehow get the vague feeling that you may have an aversion to paying tax. __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

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02-18-2010, 12:48 AM	#9
Lil-Mac The Resthome Rapist Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Eastern USA Posts: 1,739 Reputation: 79308	I thought Mel Gibson was Scotland's hero? __________________ --------------------------------------------------- *Love is raping the same girl twice.*

02-18-2010, 02:10 AM	#10
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	Mel Gibson is Australia's shame and America's problem... __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

02-18-2010, 04:58 AM	#11
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	Hey Man, why bring Australia into it? Just because he happened to live here for a while. He's as nutty as his father. __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

02-18-2010, 05:49 PM	#14
Lil-Mac The Resthome Rapist Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Eastern USA Posts: 1,739 Reputation: 79308	But Mel was Braveheart... you know, FREEEEEEEEDOOOOOOMMMMMM croak cut to crowd. Thats gotta count for something. __________________ --------------------------------------------------- *Love is raping the same girl twice.*

02-21-2010, 05:36 PM	#15
RapeKarenX Chinky Kinky Empress Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: hiding... Posts: 678 Reputation: 31552	Lachlan Macquarrie- policies that made Australia __________________ Purr...

02-21-2010, 05:41 PM	#16
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Mel was a sheep shagger in a skirt and make-up. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

02-21-2010, 05:43 PM	#17
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	On reflection, I must apologise for my previous remark, just because a man wears make-up and a skirt, and happens to be Scottish, that doesn't make him a sheep shagger. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

02-21-2010, 05:49 PM	#18
perfectlyformed Living Sextoy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London, UK Posts: 3,500 Reputation: 103987	I love how tolerant of other cultures you are Mr Rotter x __________________ -- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x

02-21-2010, 05:58 PM	#19
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Little girl, my family grew up in the East End, my family was eating goat curry before my Scottish friend even knew the potential value of "McBatfink to the rescue....". __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

02-21-2010, 07:25 PM	#20
RapeKarenX Chinky Kinky Empress Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: hiding... Posts: 678 Reputation: 31552	Mutton curry. Be consistent! __________________ Purr...