Out of the mouths of babes - Rape Board

pervipete · 09-03-2012, 01:23 PM

Out of the mouth of Babes: A long but Entertaining read:

How Does a Person Decide Who to Marry?

"You flip a nickel, and heads means you stay with him and tails means you try the next one."
Kally, age 9

"You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming."
Allan, age 10

"No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you got to find out later who you're stuck with."
Kirsten, age 10

Concerning the Proper Age to Get Married

"Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then!"
Cam, age 10

"No age is good to get married at.... You got to be a fool to get married!"
Freddie, age 6

How Can a Stranger Tell if Two People are Married?

"Married people usually look happy to talk to other people."
Eddie, age 6

"You might have to guess based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids."
Derrick, age 8

What Do You Think Your Mom and Dad Have in Common?

"Both don't want no more kids."
Lori, age 8

What Do Most People Do on a Date?

"Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have somethingto say if you listen long enough."
Lynnette, age 8

"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date."
Martin, age 10

What the Children Would Do on a First Date That Was Turning Sour

"I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns."
Craig, age 9

When is It Okay to Kiss Someone?

"When they're rich!"
Pam, age 7

"The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that."
Curt, age 7

"The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them.... It's the right thing to do."
Howard, age 8

The Great Debate: Is It Better to Be Single or Married?

"I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing ... I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out!"
Theodore, age 8

"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them!"
Anita, age 9

"Single is better ... for the simple reason that I wouldn't want to change no diapers... Of course, if I did get married, I'd figure something out. I'd just phone my mother and have her come over for some coffee and diaper-changing."
Kirsten, age 10

What Advice Do You Have for a Young Couple About to Be Married?

"The first thing I'd say to them is: 'Listen up, youngins ... I got something to say to you. Why in the heck do you wanna get married, anyway?'"
Craig, age 9

What Promises Do a Man and a Woman Make When They Get Married?

"A man and a woman promise to go through sickness and illness and diseases together."
Marlon, age 10

How to Make a Marriage Work

"Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck!"
Ricky, age 7

"If you want to last with your man, you should wear a lot of sexy clothes.... Especially underwear that is red and maybe has a few
diamonds on it."
Lori, age 8

Getting Married for a Second Time

"Most men are brainless, so you might have to try more than one to find a live one."
Angie L., age 10

How Would the World Be Different if People Didn't Get Married?

"There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?"
Kelvin, age 8

"You can be sure of one thing - the boys would come chasing after us just the same as they do now!"
Roberta, age 7

batffink · 09-04-2012, 05:26 AM

Ricky and Angie sure have it right. I predict a bright future for them both. Little kids are great aren't they?
My youngest granddaughter asked me where the light went when she switched it off. Logical when you think about it.

pervipete · 09-04-2012, 10:44 AM

And so do the last two kids, and yeah, where does the light go?

FuckingRotter · 09-04-2012, 04:34 PM

It goes "out" obviously. Does it matter where it goes so long as it doesn't stagger in drunk at 3am and piss in the wardrobe?

batffink · 09-04-2012, 06:11 PM

You surprise me FR. I didn't think electricity had reached you yet.

09-03-2012, 01:23 PM	#1
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	Out of the mouths of babes Out of the mouth of Babes: A long but Entertaining read: How Does a Person Decide Who to Marry? "You flip a nickel, and heads means you stay with him and tails means you try the next one." Kally, age 9 "You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming." Allan, age 10 "No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you got to find out later who you're stuck with." Kirsten, age 10 Concerning the Proper Age to Get Married "Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then!" Cam, age 10 "No age is good to get married at.... You got to be a fool to get married!" Freddie, age 6 How Can a Stranger Tell if Two People are Married? "Married people usually look happy to talk to other people." Eddie, age 6 "You might have to guess based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids." Derrick, age 8 What Do You Think Your Mom and Dad Have in Common? "Both don't want no more kids." Lori, age 8 What Do Most People Do on a Date? "Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have somethingto say if you listen long enough." Lynnette, age 8 "On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." Martin, age 10 What the Children Would Do on a First Date That Was Turning Sour "I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns." Craig, age 9 When is It Okay to Kiss Someone? "When they're rich!" Pam, age 7 "The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that." Curt, age 7 "The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them.... It's the right thing to do." Howard, age 8 The Great Debate: Is It Better to Be Single or Married? "I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing ... I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out!" Theodore, age 8 "It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them!" Anita, age 9 "Single is better ... for the simple reason that I wouldn't want to change no diapers... Of course, if I did get married, I'd figure something out. I'd just phone my mother and have her come over for some coffee and diaper-changing." Kirsten, age 10 What Advice Do You Have for a Young Couple About to Be Married? "The first thing I'd say to them is: 'Listen up, youngins ... I got something to say to you. Why in the heck do you wanna get married, anyway?'" Craig, age 9 What Promises Do a Man and a Woman Make When They Get Married? "A man and a woman promise to go through sickness and illness and diseases together." Marlon, age 10 How to Make a Marriage Work "Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck!" Ricky, age 7 "If you want to last with your man, you should wear a lot of sexy clothes.... Especially underwear that is red and maybe has a few diamonds on it." Lori, age 8 Getting Married for a Second Time "Most men are brainless, so you might have to try more than one to find a live one." Angie L., age 10 How Would the World Be Different if People Didn't Get Married? "There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?" Kelvin, age 8 "You can be sure of one thing - the boys would come chasing after us just the same as they do now!" Roberta, age 7 __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

09-04-2012, 05:26 AM	#2
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	Ricky and Angie sure have it right. I predict a bright future for them both. Little kids are great aren't they? My youngest granddaughter asked me where the light went when she switched it off. Logical when you think about it. __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

09-04-2012, 10:44 AM	#3
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	And so do the last two kids, and yeah, where does the light go? __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

09-04-2012, 04:34 PM	#4
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	It goes "out" obviously. Does it matter where it goes so long as it doesn't stagger in drunk at 3am and piss in the wardrobe? __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

09-04-2012, 06:11 PM	#5
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	You surprise me FR. I didn't think electricity had reached you yet. __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.