I'm wet.... - Rape Board

FuckingRotter · 10-14-2009, 01:38 PM

I'm in a hotel in Somerset, I just got out of the bath. I had a bath because I'm too tired to stand up and shower. I'm sat on the chair in my room dripping all over the place because I'm too tired to dry myself. I will probably get a bill for ruining the chair.

I do not give a toss. I've worked virtually every day this month, I had two days off last month. Most of my working days are 12-14 hours long. On Sunday I carried 1/4 ton of concrete repair materials down two flights of stairs before I started the job. Monday I carried most of that material out again along with probably another 1/4 ton of equipment and rubble. BY MY FUCKING SELF.

Tuesday I left home, drove 4 hours, did eight hours work. Then because the fucking hotel car park was underground and my van was too tall to get in there, I drove home again. This morning I drove back.

I'm shattered.

Tomorrow I will do 8 hours work then a five hour drive home.

Friday I have 6 hours of driving to do.

I'm wet. I don't care. And if anybody has anything to say about it I'm going to chew their leg off and shove it down their throat.

I thank you.

pervipete · 10-14-2009, 02:30 PM

hmm...quite whining you big girls blouse...

Have you had the standard 'haven't you fininshed that yet' conversation?

FuckingRotter · 10-15-2009, 01:18 AM

Bugger off you!

collesfracture · 10-15-2009, 02:30 AM

TZOFOSHO · 10-15-2009, 02:36 AM

yeah, so, that sounds pretty terrible, 5 days a week doing nothing is too much for me, hope you make that paper

batffink · 10-15-2009, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

I'm in a hotel in Somerset, I just got out of the bath. I had a bath because I'm too tired to stand up and shower. I'm sat on the chair in my room dripping all over the place because I'm too tired to dry myself. I will probably get a bill for ruining the chair.

I do not give a toss. I've worked virtually every day this month, I had two days off last month. Most of my working days are 12-14 hours long. On Sunday I carried 1/4 ton of concrete repair materials down two flights of stairs before I started the job. Monday I carried most of that material out again along with probably another 1/4 ton of equipment and rubble. BY MY FUCKING SELF.

Tuesday I left home, drove 4 hours, did eight hours work. Then because the fucking hotel car park was underground and my van was too tall to get in there, I drove home again. This morning I drove back.

I'm shattered.

Tomorrow I will do 8 hours work then a five hour drive home.

Friday I have 6 hours of driving to do.

I'm wet. I don't care. And if anybody has anything to say about it I'm going to chew their leg off and shove it down their throat.

I thank you.

That's the Fuckingrotter that we have all come to love. You're nothing but a whinging fucking pom you fucking moaning twat.
Scotsmen do twice that before fucking breakfast. No wonder England's going down the gurgler.

t.

FuckingRotter · 10-16-2009, 12:03 AM

Only a Sweaty Sock could be too stupid to realise you're supposed to eat breakfast, not fuck it. Now wonder you're all so fucking poor....

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Originally Posted by batffink

before fucking breakfast.

t.

Sierra · 10-16-2009, 01:07 AM

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Originally Posted by batffink

That's the Fuckingrotter that we have all come to love. You're nothing but a whinging fucking pom you fucking moaning twat.
Scotsmen do twice that before fucking breakfast. No wonder England's going down the gurgler.

t.

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Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

Only a Sweaty Sock could be too stupid to realise you're supposed to eat breakfast, not fuck it. Now wonder you're all so fucking poor....

NOW WE'RE TALKING!!!

My God I have missed you both...

*sits down with some popcorn*

batffink · 10-16-2009, 06:40 AM

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Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

Only a Sweaty Sock could be too stupid to realise you're supposed to eat breakfast, not fuck it. Now wonder you're all so fucking poor....

The only reason we're poor, my woodbutchering friend, is because all us Scots worldwide pooled all our groats and saxpences together to send Mister Incompetence over the border to you to be your Prime Minister. He's our revenge for Culloden.

ps. Have you ever thought about taking on an apprentice to help you in your old age? I believe about 18 or nineteen, female, willing to oblige etc etc etc. then you'll know you're fucking worn out.

FuckingRotter · 10-16-2009, 09:14 AM

Well guess what? Some time next May we're going to send that one eyed Scottish idiot back where he belongs, along with all the other communistical cunts. You lot will be wishing for Culloden instead then....

pervipete · 10-16-2009, 10:09 AM

That don't need him, they have that Trout/ Carp/ Goldfish or whatever the bastard in charge is called....

FuckingRotter · 10-16-2009, 12:46 PM

Cod? I thought Gordon Brown thinks he's Cod. Or was it Barack Obama? Can't remember. It came up in another forum.

batffink · 10-16-2009, 05:55 PM

You'll never get rid of Herr Brown you bunch of Pommie losers. Your favourite position is on your knees in front of any prick in authority whining "Scourge me harder Master, scourge me harder"

Maggie gave you all a fucking going over and what did you do? Rolled over onto your backs and screamed for more.

Why don't you rise up and kick out all those useless aristocrats and titled, chinless wonders in Buck House. Admit it now, you're a nation of masochists.

FuckingRotter · 10-17-2009, 12:03 AM

A Scotsman that travels half way around the world to escape his beloved Glens and to live in a dry, dusty country populated by Her Majestys most loyal subjects, but without the resources to brew decent beer and whiskey, and then comes out with this bollocks?

You have to question his sanity.

batffink · 10-17-2009, 05:55 AM

I did it out of love for my fellow man. I realised that the Australians were deprived of culture so gave up my heritage and dedicated my life to bringing our superior (Scottish) culture to the Antipodes. You could even say that I was a cultural missionary.

I believe, in my modest self-effacing way, that Tasmania is now a better place for my having chosen to live here. Britain's loss is Tasmania's gain.

I realise that deep in your heart you would dearly like to be Scottish my friend but to come second best is not so bad if you think about it.

FuckingRotter · 10-17-2009, 06:16 AM

To come second to a drunken Scottish Okker is a nightmare. Good job it never happened....

dark_d3viant · 10-17-2009, 06:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

I'm in a hotel in Somerset, I just got out of the bath. I had a bath because I'm too tired to stand up and shower. I'm sat on the chair in my room dripping all over the place because I'm too tired to dry myself. I will probably get a bill for ruining the chair.

I do not give a toss. I've worked virtually every day this month, I had two days off last month. Most of my working days are 12-14 hours long. On Sunday I carried 1/4 ton of concrete repair materials down two flights of stairs before I started the job. Monday I carried most of that material out again along with probably another 1/4 ton of equipment and rubble. BY MY FUCKING SELF.

Tuesday I left home, drove 4 hours, did eight hours work. Then because the fucking hotel car park was underground and my van was too tall to get in there, I drove home again. This morning I drove back.

I'm shattered.

Tomorrow I will do 8 hours work then a five hour drive home.

Friday I have 6 hours of driving to do.

I'm wet. I don't care. And if anybody has anything to say about it I'm going to chew their leg off and shove it down their throat.

I thank you.

Somerset eh?

Crappy place. Being brought up there myself...I should know. Go down a scrumpy cider or two

Now if you were in North Somerset....

xx

FuckingRotter · 10-17-2009, 09:01 AM

Having lived there much of my adult life I know it well. So I feel I must caution you young lady not to reveal too much about your location.

Lil-Mac · 10-17-2009, 11:59 AM

All you Brits are having way to good a time argueing over this crap.. maybe I should send you Bush or Chaney then you'd really have something to complain about.

dark_d3viant · 10-17-2009, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

Having lived there much of my adult life I know it well. So I feel I must caution you young lady not to reveal too much about your location.

Yes, because I am actually the only woman in my area... lol

xx

10-14-2009, 01:38 PM	#1
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	I'm wet.... I'm in a hotel in Somerset, I just got out of the bath. I had a bath because I'm too tired to stand up and shower. I'm sat on the chair in my room dripping all over the place because I'm too tired to dry myself. I will probably get a bill for ruining the chair. I do not give a toss. I've worked virtually every day this month, I had two days off last month. Most of my working days are 12-14 hours long. On Sunday I carried 1/4 ton of concrete repair materials down two flights of stairs before I started the job. Monday I carried most of that material out again along with probably another 1/4 ton of equipment and rubble. BY MY FUCKING SELF. Tuesday I left home, drove 4 hours, did eight hours work. Then because the fucking hotel car park was underground and my van was too tall to get in there, I drove home again. This morning I drove back. I'm shattered. Tomorrow I will do 8 hours work then a five hour drive home. Friday I have 6 hours of driving to do. I'm wet. I don't care. And if anybody has anything to say about it I'm going to chew their leg off and shove it down their throat. I thank you. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

10-14-2009, 02:30 PM	#2
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10-15-2009, 01:18 AM	#3
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Bugger off you! __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

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10-15-2009, 02:36 AM	#5
TZOFOSHO Hardest E-thug around Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 970 Reputation: 38545	yeah, so, that sounds pretty terrible, 5 days a week doing nothing is too much for me, hope you make that paper __________________ I'm a drunken fool...

10-16-2009, 09:14 AM	#10
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Well guess what? Some time next May we're going to send that one eyed Scottish idiot back where he belongs, along with all the other communistical cunts. You lot will be wishing for Culloden instead then.... __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

10-16-2009, 10:09 AM	#11
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	That don't need him, they have that Trout/ Carp/ Goldfish or whatever the bastard in charge is called.... __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

10-16-2009, 12:46 PM	#12
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Cod? I thought Gordon Brown thinks he's Cod. Or was it Barack Obama? Can't remember. It came up in another forum. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

10-16-2009, 05:55 PM	#13
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	You'll never get rid of Herr Brown you bunch of Pommie losers. Your favourite position is on your knees in front of any prick in authority whining "Scourge me harder Master, scourge me harder" Maggie gave you all a fucking going over and what did you do? Rolled over onto your backs and screamed for more. Why don't you rise up and kick out all those useless aristocrats and titled, chinless wonders in Buck House. Admit it now, you're a nation of masochists. __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

10-17-2009, 12:03 AM	#14
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	A Scotsman that travels half way around the world to escape his beloved Glens and to live in a dry, dusty country populated by Her Majestys most loyal subjects, but without the resources to brew decent beer and whiskey, and then comes out with this bollocks? You have to question his sanity. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

10-17-2009, 05:55 AM	#15
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	I did it out of love for my fellow man. I realised that the Australians were deprived of culture so gave up my heritage and dedicated my life to bringing our superior (Scottish) culture to the Antipodes. You could even say that I was a cultural missionary. I believe, in my modest self-effacing way, that Tasmania is now a better place for my having chosen to live here. Britain's loss is Tasmania's gain. I realise that deep in your heart you would dearly like to be Scottish my friend but to come second best is not so bad if you think about it. __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

10-17-2009, 06:16 AM	#16
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	To come second to a drunken Scottish Okker is a nightmare. Good job it never happened.... __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

10-17-2009, 09:01 AM	#18
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Having lived there much of my adult life I know it well. So I feel I must caution you young lady not to reveal too much about your location. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

10-17-2009, 11:59 AM	#19
Lil-Mac The Resthome Rapist Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Eastern USA Posts: 1,739 Reputation: 79308	All you Brits are having way to good a time argueing over this crap.. maybe I should send you Bush or Chaney then you'd really have something to complain about.

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