Swine Flu- Do you have it? - Page 2 - Rape Board

pervipete · 05-03-2009, 10:43 AM

I heard on the news today that the figures stand at around 600 dead...which out of a population of 6billion is fuck all really, so no I can't find the energy to care.

sparks · 05-03-2009, 05:40 PM

yes I have it

Ive been oinking all day and shitting sausage

its real bad

theDarkOne · 05-03-2009, 06:18 PM

MARADONA · 05-03-2009, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by theDarkOne

I hope not! For the swine flu it wil be sorta comic!! Oink Oink

Talking seriously...if the number of victims will continue to progress with the same rythm, beh yeah we are going to die.

Stainless Steel Rat · 05-03-2009, 07:27 PM

Thought I'd share this little news tidbit with everyone...

Malibu, CA (AP Wire) - US Olympic swim team training facility:

The US Olympic swim team continued to deny reports of any side effects from the entire team coming down with the swine flu. Said a confident coach, "why those boys have never looked better and we expect that they'll really bring home the bacon at the world trials next month!" Despite the coach's claims, observers remain skeptical about the teams chances.

Cheers all from the Stainless Steel Rat

theDarkOne · 05-03-2009, 07:32 PM

Hey that Swine is giving me the finger....

Now they are calling it the H1 N1 virus because the Swine flu sounds scary.To me H1 N1 is way more ominous.

I honestly do think this is more serious than many do.I do agree that the press is going nuts with this story.

My problem is.
We all live in this bubble.The bubble being that if it did not happen in our life time then it does not matter.All you have to do is go back to 1918 when the Spanish Flu killed over 20 million people.All this virus has to do is mutate just a little and that could happen again.

Live every day as if it was your last.Tomorrow is promised to no one.

MARADONA · 05-03-2009, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by theDarkOne

Live every day as if it was your last.Tomorrow is promised to no one.

snarkopo · 05-03-2009, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by sparks

yes I have it

Ive been oinking all day and shitting sausage

its real bad

You're a pig.

Flesh4Fantasy · 05-03-2009, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by theDarkOne

Now they are calling it the H1 N1 virus because the Swine flu sounds scary.To me H1 N1 is way more ominous.

H1 N1 sounds like something that they let slip out of the germ warfare lab.

HRH1948 · 05-03-2009, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by theDarkOne

Yes, we are all going to die! But, the defining factor is the manner in which we accept that fate!

batffink · 05-04-2009, 04:36 AM

Does Sheep Flu count?

Lucy. · 05-04-2009, 01:15 PM

It was on the news today that a child from a UK school went on holiday to the USA. He came back and noone realised he had it and now he has given it to 5 other children

Mexicans should keep their virus in Mexico

FuckingRotter · 05-04-2009, 01:27 PM

It's not the Mexicans, it's them pesky Septics walking in and out of Mexico like they own the place....

pervipete · 05-04-2009, 03:06 PM

I bet Vanessa Fetz's husband is shitting himself..

ChiTownHoney · 05-04-2009, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Lucy.

It was on the news today that a child from a UK school went on holiday to the USA. He came back and noone realised he had it and now he has given it to 5 other children

Mexicans should keep their virus in Mexico

Then U.K families should keep their kids in the U.K.

Dont these people know that Mexicans run amok round' these parts? Why you complaining?

Lucy. · 05-04-2009, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiTownHoney

Then U.K families should keep their kids in the U.K.

Dont these people know that Mexicans run amok round' these parts? Why you complaining?

Pesky Mexicans

!!

I love them really. Just not the ones with swine flu

I hate those ones.

ChiTownHoney · 05-04-2009, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Lucy.

Pesky Mexicans

!!

I love them really. Just not the ones with swine flu

I hate those ones.

Its ok, I dont like Mexicans in general. I didnt know they even had Mexican people in the U.K.

dashrendar44 · 05-04-2009, 08:41 PM

swine flu is stupid. all this is gonna do is get people going on and on about how its part of the gaia theory or how this happened back when carter was president or some other conspiracy shit (ive seen people claim swine flu perpetrated 9/11 on other forums >.>). people are stupid, but when you introduce an irrational fear factor like this and people start dying at the same time, the next thing you know shit starts going lord of the flies and its all because Fox and Friends wanted to improve their ratings by 8%.

people are pathetic.

Flesh4Fantasy · 05-04-2009, 10:31 PM

13 people in the poll so far.

100% said - No, I think I'm more likely to die of a real disease.

Yet we are still all worked up over this topic.

Mass Media Hysteria = 1

RB = 0

Sorry, got to call it like I see it... And I'm in that group with you all...

menace · 05-05-2009, 08:44 AM

Swine flu rocks! Since it broke out, the flights are almost empty, and I got my airfare with a 20% discount!

YAY!

View Poll Results: Do you have swine flu?
Yes I have it.	1	5.00%
No but I'm really really scared I'll catch it.	0	0%
No, I think I'm more likely to die of a real disease.	19	95.00%
Voters: 20. You may not vote on this poll

05-03-2009, 10:43 AM	#21
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	I heard on the news today that the figures stand at around 600 dead...which out of a population of 6billion is fuck all really, so no I can't find the energy to care. __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

05-03-2009, 05:40 PM	#22
sparks Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Saturns rings Posts: 496 Reputation: 17352	tomgue in cheek take it that way yes I have it Ive been oinking all day and shitting sausage its real bad

05-03-2009, 07:27 PM	#25
Stainless Steel Rat Lord of the Labyrinth Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: The Center of the Maze Posts: 397 Reputation: 68922	News Flash! Thought I'd share this little news tidbit with everyone... Malibu, CA (AP Wire) - US Olympic swim team training facility: The US Olympic swim team continued to deny reports of any side effects from the entire team coming down with the swine flu. Said a confident coach, "why those boys have never looked better and we expect that they'll really bring home the bacon at the world trials next month!" Despite the coach's claims, observers remain skeptical about the teams chances. Cheers all from the Stainless Steel Rat __________________ "The lost souls of the Labyrinth"

05-04-2009, 04:36 AM	#31
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	Does Sheep Flu count? __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

05-03-2009, 06:18 PM	#23
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05-03-2009, 07:32 PM	#26
theDarkOne Banned Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Never gonna give you up,Never gonna let you down,Never gonna run around and desert you. Posts: 1,693 Reputation: 57368	Hey that Swine is giving me the finger.... Now they are calling it the H1 N1 virus because the Swine flu sounds scary.To me H1 N1 is way more ominous. I honestly do think this is more serious than many do.I do agree that the press is going nuts with this story. My problem is. We all live in this bubble.The bubble being that if it did not happen in our life time then it does not matter.All you have to do is go back to 1918 when the Spanish Flu killed over 20 million people.All this virus has to do is mutate just a little and that could happen again. Live every day as if it was your last.Tomorrow is promised to no one.

05-04-2009, 01:15 PM	#32
Lucy. Banned Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: In a warzone? Posts: 634 Reputation: 21842	It was on the news today that a child from a UK school went on holiday to the USA. He came back and noone realised he had it and now he has given it to 5 other children Mexicans should keep their virus in Mexico

05-04-2009, 01:27 PM	#33
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	It's not the Mexicans, it's them pesky Septics walking in and out of Mexico like they own the place.... __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

05-04-2009, 03:06 PM	#34
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	I bet Vanessa Fetz's husband is shitting himself.. __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

05-04-2009, 08:41 PM	#38
dashrendar44 Kamina Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Deep In The African Jungles Of China Posts: 2,733 Reputation: 12819	swine flu is stupid. all this is gonna do is get people going on and on about how its part of the gaia theory or how this happened back when carter was president or some other conspiracy shit (ive seen people claim swine flu perpetrated 9/11 on other forums >.>). people are stupid, but when you introduce an irrational fear factor like this and people start dying at the same time, the next thing you know shit starts going lord of the flies and its all because Fox and Friends wanted to improve their ratings by 8%. people are pathetic. __________________ "Go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb!" ~ Kamina, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann "I've been thinking with my gut since I was 14, and I've come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains." ~ Rob Gordon, High Fidelity "All men are potential rapists. ALL MEN. Even the pope!" ~ Shirley Valentine "When you're pushed, killing's as easy as breathing." ~ John Rambo, Rambo IV "I don't think I'm easy to talk about. I've got a very irregular head. And I'm not anything that you think I am anyway." ~ Syd Barrett, Rolling Stone, December 1971

05-04-2009, 10:31 PM	#39
Flesh4Fantasy Banned Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Wandering the Formless Void Posts: 1,779 Reputation: 76205	It's unanimous... 13 people in the poll so far. 100% said - No, I think I'm more likely to die of a real disease. Yet we are still all worked up over this topic. Mass Media Hysteria = 1 RB = 0 Sorry, got to call it like I see it... And I'm in that group with you all...

05-05-2009, 08:44 AM	#40
menace Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Who knows? Posts: 2,436 Reputation: 26964	Swine flu rocks! Since it broke out, the flights are almost empty, and I got my airfare with a 20% discount! YAY! __________________ Try and stop me