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pervipete · 05-03-2013, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

Mind you Pete, it would have been funnier if you'd fucked his mother then said that!

True, but I thought I would try to be original lol

FuckingRotter · 05-03-2013, 11:05 PM

Being provided wank fodder by a drunk girl.

LIDM99810 · 05-04-2013, 12:01 AM

Oi! I ain't drunk!

Or am I?

FuckingRotter · 05-04-2013, 12:04 AM

It weren't you!

LIDM99810 · 05-04-2013, 12:10 AM

Oohh. We have a groupie here huh?

Just kidding

LIDM99810 · 05-04-2013, 12:17 AM

Ayy shit. Sorry sierra, didn't realise he was talking about you! My apologies.

I'm off now to the pub, gonna try me a white russian, or just vodka shots.

FuckingRotter · 05-04-2013, 12:19 AM

It's not Sierra either.

LIDM99810 · 05-04-2013, 12:49 AM

I have foot in mouth disease.. what can I say lol

FuckingRotter · 05-04-2013, 03:15 AM

Much less with your foot in your mouth!

Molly Girl · 05-04-2013, 05:13 AM

Last night infront of a group of guys.

Blister · 05-06-2013, 02:11 PM

Just after ready MollyGirl's post!

LIDM99810 · 05-06-2013, 04:56 PM

Not since last time. Completley not horny.

FuckingRotter · 05-10-2013, 12:04 PM

Watching Lucy Verasamy present the weather forecast. Who wants to lick spunk off my television screen?

FuckingRotter · 05-10-2013, 09:52 PM

Pregnant Japanese girl in bondage being milked. Messy.

LIDM99810 · 05-15-2013, 07:34 PM

Coming onto the 4 yr mark since I last had sex. With a actual man.

Last night I woke up so depseratley horny I nearly asked asmodeus to fuck me. I controlled myself and went back to sleepk buit still have residua depserate hoprniness.

bjc1979 · 05-15-2013, 08:20 PM

Right after work. My manager was wearing a very short skirt today

FuckingRotter · 05-15-2013, 11:50 PM

As soon as I've finished breakfast. The waitress here she so horny, me rape her long time.

FuckingRotter · 05-15-2013, 11:51 PM

Oh, and she turned back and stared at me as I was staring at her arse and making the above post!

LIDM99810 · 05-16-2013, 12:29 AM

Lmao!

FuckingRotter · 05-16-2013, 01:03 AM

If eyes really could burn holes in someones back she won't sit down for a week! Anyway I imagined torturing her little feet as she squeaked and cried before spunking over them and then making her lick her own feet clean.

05-03-2013, 11:05 PM	#262
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Being provided wank fodder by a drunk girl. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

05-04-2013, 12:04 AM	#264
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	It weren't you! __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

05-04-2013, 12:19 AM	#267
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	It's not Sierra either. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

05-04-2013, 03:15 AM	#269
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Much less with your foot in your mouth! __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

05-06-2013, 02:11 PM	#271
Blister Junior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: London, UK Posts: 25 Reputation: 133	Just after ready MollyGirl's post! __________________ Sometimes rough, sometimes gentle but always with pleasure.

05-04-2013, 12:01 AM	#263
LIDM99810 Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 512 Reputation: 7139	Oi! I ain't drunk! Or am I?

05-04-2013, 12:10 AM	#265
LIDM99810 Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 512 Reputation: 7139	Oohh. We have a groupie here huh? Just kidding

05-04-2013, 12:17 AM	#266
LIDM99810 Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 512 Reputation: 7139	Ayy shit. Sorry sierra, didn't realise he was talking about you! My apologies. I'm off now to the pub, gonna try me a white russian, or just vodka shots.

05-04-2013, 12:49 AM	#268
LIDM99810 Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 512 Reputation: 7139	I have foot in mouth disease.. what can I say lol

05-04-2013, 05:13 AM	#270
Molly Girl Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: England Posts: 142 Reputation: 10383	Last night infront of a group of guys.

05-06-2013, 04:56 PM	#272
LIDM99810 Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 512 Reputation: 7139	Not since last time. Completley not horny.

05-10-2013, 12:04 PM	#273
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Watching Lucy Verasamy present the weather forecast. Who wants to lick spunk off my television screen? __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

05-10-2013, 09:52 PM	#274
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Pregnant Japanese girl in bondage being milked. Messy. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

05-15-2013, 07:34 PM	#275
LIDM99810 Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 512 Reputation: 7139	Coming onto the 4 yr mark since I last had sex. With a actual man. Last night I woke up so depseratley horny I nearly asked asmodeus to fuck me. I controlled myself and went back to sleepk buit still have residua depserate hoprniness.

05-15-2013, 08:20 PM	#276
bjc1979 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Wearing a black hoodie and sneaking up behind you Posts: 194 Reputation: 2151	Right after work. My manager was wearing a very short skirt today

05-15-2013, 11:50 PM	#277
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	As soon as I've finished breakfast. The waitress here she so horny, me rape her long time. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

05-15-2013, 11:51 PM	#278
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Oh, and she turned back and stared at me as I was staring at her arse and making the above post! __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

05-16-2013, 12:29 AM	#279
LIDM99810 Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 512 Reputation: 7139	Lmao!

05-16-2013, 01:03 AM	#280
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	If eyes really could burn holes in someones back she won't sit down for a week! Anyway I imagined torturing her little feet as she squeaked and cried before spunking over them and then making her lick her own feet clean. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

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