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perfectlyformed · 04-28-2013, 01:15 AM

I hear Kim Jong Un cuts his own hair.

It shows.

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LIDM99810 · 04-28-2013, 01:21 AM

Didn't notice the haircut over that ugly pudge bulldog face

LIDM99810 · 04-28-2013, 01:26 AM

I should add I don't mean that in a racist way, I think asians are gorgeous, I'm taking exception at the pudge is alll.

I come in piece? Here, I have a piece of cake for you

FuckingRotter · 04-28-2013, 01:28 AM

Ah, don't pick on poor Un, he just wants somewhere to hang out when he's not trying to strong arm Borrock O' Bama.

LIDM99810 · 04-28-2013, 01:30 AM

Yeah true, ok mr dictator, I don't really mean it, you're pretty cute, really.

Oh and belated welcome to rb!

Just wanna squeeze those cheeks, soooo cute!

perfectlyformed · 04-28-2013, 01:36 AM

*Sits on the other end of her sofa to get away from North Koreas long range missiles*

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FuckingRotter · 04-28-2013, 01:51 AM

Ooh look! I've got a stripper in my lap and the clock isn't ticking! No hands rule doesn't apply here little girl.

perfectlyformed · 04-28-2013, 02:04 AM

1000 rapes might helphim work off some of that cake he must always be eating

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pervipete · 04-28-2013, 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by perfectlyformed

I hear Kim Jong Un cuts his own hair.

It shows.

x

Yeah, using a Black & Decker garden strimmer by the looks of it...

kim-jong-un.jpg

FuckingRotter · 04-28-2013, 02:11 AM

Is he the John Prescott of Asia? Wonder what his views are on deep-fried Mars Bars, and bus lanes?

pervipete · 04-28-2013, 02:12 AM

Wouldn't that be oxen and donkey lanes?

perfectlyformed · 04-28-2013, 02:12 AM

Its hard being the only fat kid in school. He was the only fat kid in his country. No wonder he wants to nuke something

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FuckingRotter · 04-28-2013, 02:20 AM

It's all a bit much really isn't it? People could get hurt. I think he should stick to good old fashioned dictatoring like Hitler and Tony Blair. You know, keep it low key. Throw in a bit of rape and murder here and their. Chuck the odd Tomahawk missile out of his pram. Really though, sticking a nuclear warhead on it, it's no fun at all.

Before we know it, there'll be nobody left to pick on.

jwham · 04-28-2013, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pervipete

Yeah, using a Black & Decker garden strimmer by the looks of it...

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Well he is definitely a rapist, he has to be, because with a face and a hairdo like that, he couldn’t get laid in a whorehouse with a fist full of $50s

pervipete · 04-28-2013, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jwham

Well he is definitely a rapist, he has to be, because with a face and a hairdo like that, he couldn’t get laid in a whorehouse with a fist full of $50s

True, very, very true

The_Scotsman · 04-30-2013, 10:51 AM

Kim Jong Un · 04-30-2013, 09:07 PM

Hey, round-eye mother fuckers, stop fucking with my intro post.

And, you, person with strange fucked-up user name, do not think that you cannot be:

1. Found
2. Raped
3. Killed
4. Eaten

Where do you think this extra weight has come from? It is my personal solution to the food crisis in my country!

But Scotsman, I like the clown mushroom cloud, you are a funny fucker. I'll kill you last!

GermanChick · 04-30-2013, 09:43 PM

YOU - sir - are the best entertainment I've had in a long time

+rep

FuckingRotter · 05-01-2013, 12:21 AM

Not a lot you can do about it now.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kim Jong Un

Hey, round-eye mother fuckers, stop fucking with my intro post.

And, you, person with strange fucked-up user name, do not think that you cannot be:

1. Found
2. Raped
3. Killed
4. Eaten

Where do you think this extra weight has come from? It is my personal solution to the food crisis in my country!

But Scotsman, I like the clown mushroom cloud, you are a funny fucker. I'll kill you last!

The_Scotsman · 05-01-2013, 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kim Jong Un

But Scotsman, I like the clown mushroom cloud, you are a funny fucker. I'll kill you last!

I feel honoured.

PS. Kim's a fuckin' girls name.

04-28-2013, 01:15 AM	#21
perfectlyformed Living Sextoy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London, UK Posts: 3,500 Reputation: 103987	I hear Kim Jong Un cuts his own hair. It shows. x __________________ -- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x

04-28-2013, 01:28 AM	#24
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Ah, don't pick on poor Un, he just wants somewhere to hang out when he's not trying to strong arm Borrock O' Bama. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

04-28-2013, 01:36 AM	#26
perfectlyformed Living Sextoy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London, UK Posts: 3,500 Reputation: 103987	Sits on the other end of her sofa to get away from North Koreas long range missiles x __________________ -- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x

04-28-2013, 01:51 AM	#27
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Ooh look! I've got a stripper in my lap and the clock isn't ticking! No hands rule doesn't apply here little girl. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

04-28-2013, 02:04 AM	#28
perfectlyformed Living Sextoy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London, UK Posts: 3,500 Reputation: 103987	1000 rapes might helphim work off some of that cake he must always be eating x __________________ -- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x

04-28-2013, 01:21 AM	#22
LIDM99810 Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 512 Reputation: 7139	Didn't notice the haircut over that ugly pudge bulldog face

04-28-2013, 01:26 AM	#23
LIDM99810 Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 512 Reputation: 7139	I should add I don't mean that in a racist way, I think asians are gorgeous, I'm taking exception at the pudge is alll. I come in piece? Here, I have a piece of cake for you

04-28-2013, 01:30 AM	#25
LIDM99810 Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 512 Reputation: 7139	Yeah true, ok mr dictator, I don't really mean it, you're pretty cute, really. Oh and belated welcome to rb! Just wanna squeeze those cheeks, soooo cute!

04-28-2013, 02:11 AM	#30
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Is he the John Prescott of Asia? Wonder what his views are on deep-fried Mars Bars, and bus lanes? __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

04-28-2013, 02:12 AM	#31
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	Wouldn't that be oxen and donkey lanes? __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

04-28-2013, 02:20 AM	#33
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	It's all a bit much really isn't it? People could get hurt. I think he should stick to good old fashioned dictatoring like Hitler and Tony Blair. You know, keep it low key. Throw in a bit of rape and murder here and their. Chuck the odd Tomahawk missile out of his pram. Really though, sticking a nuclear warhead on it, it's no fun at all. Before we know it, there'll be nobody left to pick on. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

04-30-2013, 10:51 AM	#36
The_Scotsman Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Take A Wild Guess!! Posts: 1,282 Reputation: 5733

04-30-2013, 09:07 PM	#37
Kim Jong Un Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Axis of Evil Posts: 84 Reputation: 2779	Hey, round-eye mother fuckers, stop fucking with my intro post. And, you, person with strange fucked-up user name, do not think that you cannot be: 1. Found 2. Raped 3. Killed 4. Eaten Where do you think this extra weight has come from? It is my personal solution to the food crisis in my country! But Scotsman, I like the clown mushroom cloud, you are a funny fucker. I'll kill you last! Last edited by Kim Jong Un; 04-30-2013 at 09:09 PM.

04-30-2013, 09:43 PM	#38
GermanChick Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: The South Posts: 188 Reputation: 7146	YOU - sir - are the best entertainment I've had in a long time +rep