Breaking point - Rape Board

Sasha Girl · 04-22-2013, 04:23 AM

The stupid flatmate and his ridiculous girlfriend are still here.

I just want them gone. My other flatmate wants them gone. They are lazy, noisy, messy fuckwits and they get on my nerves every goddamn second they are here. SHE is not supposed to be here, anyway. She isn't visiting, she is staying here 24/7, which was not agreed on. Last night they came in late and rang the door bell. Oh, they can't find the key. Today when I asked, he claimed they'd found the key, but when he went out to the corner store he had to ring the bell again.

Seriously, I'm at a breaking point. If he has lost the key there'll be hell to pay.

Now, they're supposed to be getting the fuck out of here the day after tomorrow. All I can say is: it isn't soon enough.

perfectlyformed · 04-22-2013, 05:43 AM

I'm currently considering a house or flat share with a couple of work-mates. This makes me think twice.

x

Sasha Girl · 04-22-2013, 05:47 AM

I had a wonderful flatmate for 3 years. We are best friends today and probably always will be. The second of my current flatmates is likewise fine. Neat and tidy, respectful and fun. It doesn't have to be bad, you just have to be careful about who you let in.

Sasha Girl · 04-22-2013, 06:47 AM

Yup, I just lost it. They decided to do acrobatics, at 11pm when I was just about to drop off to sleep. I'm not talking sex, I'm talking doing hand stands etc, making the walls shake by throwing their weight around. I put up with it for about an hour, before walking out and telling them to stop. I'm afraid I used rather hash language... the word "fuck" featured prominently.

LIDM99810 · 04-22-2013, 07:16 AM

Bloody fuckwits!!

Sierra · 04-22-2013, 09:16 AM

Good for you for standing up for yourself. People like that make me crazy. How rude and inconsiderate can you be? You were a lot more patient than I think I would have been.

Anything for a peaceful life and all that but enough is enough.

FuckingRotter · 04-22-2013, 10:05 AM

Last twat I had to share a house with I ended up waving a hatchet in his face. He got the message and left. Thankfully have decent housemates now. A van full of tools can work wonders for a quiet life.

perfectlyformed · 04-22-2013, 10:06 AM

*makes a note to buy tools*

x

LIDM99810 · 04-22-2013, 10:24 AM

This making me think twice about my plans to move into shared accom. Last time I did the woman next door screamed and swore non stop for oh.. I est 3 odd mths. All hours, all the time, 24/7.

The problem is I cannt afford to live in the city unless I sharehouse.

Certainley will die by my own hand inavitably if forced to spend the rest of my life here.

Sasha Girl · 04-22-2013, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Newland

1. Find his keys.
2. Lose his keys.
3. Go to sleep: headphones mode ON

Sound advice. Don't worry, they'll be out of here by tomorrow at the latest.

FR, I don't own many tools, but I have a shovel.

Dangerdevil · 04-22-2013, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sasha Girl

Sound advice. Don't worry, they'll be out of here by tomorrow at the latest.

FR, I don't own many tools, but I have a shovel.

I can let you borrow my chainsaw.

Sasha Girl · 04-22-2013, 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dangerdevil

I can let you borrow my chainsaw.

Strangely enough, I'm actually certified in chainsaw cross-cutting. Part of my training as a forester. Is yours a Stihl or a Hasqvarna? I prefer a Stihl, the Hasq can be a bitch to start.

(This is also why I'm so good at starting the lawn mower. Once you can start that chainsaw, the mower becomes child's play).

LIDM99810 · 04-22-2013, 07:13 PM

I have some steel cable? Free for u to use.

Sasha Girl · 04-23-2013, 03:16 AM

There is a different girl here tonight, using my bathroom, which is off limits to strangers - obviously the flatmate "forgot" to tell her. However, he promised to leave tomorrow. So this is the LAST piece of bullshit I will have to suffer.

Dangerdevil · 04-23-2013, 06:08 PM

Stihl babe. Like my cock.

Sasha Girl · 04-23-2013, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dangerdevil

Stihl babe. Like my cock.

Don't you mean "stiff"?

04-22-2013, 04:23 AM	#1
Sasha Girl Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Australia Posts: 268 Reputation: 2013	Breaking point The stupid flatmate and his ridiculous girlfriend are still here. I just want them gone. My other flatmate wants them gone. They are lazy, noisy, messy fuckwits and they get on my nerves every goddamn second they are here. SHE is not supposed to be here, anyway. She isn't visiting, she is staying here 24/7, which was not agreed on. Last night they came in late and rang the door bell. Oh, they can't find the key. Today when I asked, he claimed they'd found the key, but when he went out to the corner store he had to ring the bell again. Seriously, I'm at a breaking point. If he has lost the key there'll be hell to pay. Now, they're supposed to be getting the fuck out of here the day after tomorrow. All I can say is: it isn't soon enough. __________________ I'm a wicked, vile, horrible and perfect man. - the Savage, during one of his more modest moments. "I'm a sex addict - it's my cross to bear." - from "The Blades of Glory"

04-22-2013, 05:43 AM	#2
perfectlyformed Living Sextoy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London, UK Posts: 3,500 Reputation: 103987	I'm currently considering a house or flat share with a couple of work-mates. This makes me think twice. x __________________ -- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x

04-22-2013, 05:47 AM	#3
Sasha Girl Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Australia Posts: 268 Reputation: 2013	I had a wonderful flatmate for 3 years. We are best friends today and probably always will be. The second of my current flatmates is likewise fine. Neat and tidy, respectful and fun. It doesn't have to be bad, you just have to be careful about who you let in. __________________ I'm a wicked, vile, horrible and perfect man. - the Savage, during one of his more modest moments. "I'm a sex addict - it's my cross to bear." - from "The Blades of Glory"

04-22-2013, 06:47 AM	#4
Sasha Girl Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Australia Posts: 268 Reputation: 2013	Yup, I just lost it. They decided to do acrobatics, at 11pm when I was just about to drop off to sleep. I'm not talking sex, I'm talking doing hand stands etc, making the walls shake by throwing their weight around. I put up with it for about an hour, before walking out and telling them to stop. I'm afraid I used rather hash language... the word "fuck" featured prominently. __________________ I'm a wicked, vile, horrible and perfect man. - the Savage, during one of his more modest moments. "I'm a sex addict - it's my cross to bear." - from "The Blades of Glory"

04-22-2013, 09:16 AM	#6
Sierra Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 1,625 Reputation: 129196	Good for you for standing up for yourself. People like that make me crazy. How rude and inconsiderate can you be? You were a lot more patient than I think I would have been. Anything for a peaceful life and all that but enough is enough. __________________ Although the most incisive judges of the witches and even the witches themselves were convinced of the guilt of witchcraft, this guilt nevertheless did not exist. Thus it is with all guilt.

04-22-2013, 07:16 AM	#5
LIDM99810 Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 512 Reputation: 7139	Bloody fuckwits!!

04-22-2013, 10:05 AM	#7
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Last twat I had to share a house with I ended up waving a hatchet in his face. He got the message and left. Thankfully have decent housemates now. A van full of tools can work wonders for a quiet life. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

04-22-2013, 10:06 AM	#8
perfectlyformed Living Sextoy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London, UK Posts: 3,500 Reputation: 103987	makes a note to buy tools x __________________ -- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x

04-22-2013, 10:24 AM	#9
LIDM99810 Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 512 Reputation: 7139	This making me think twice about my plans to move into shared accom. Last time I did the woman next door screamed and swore non stop for oh.. I est 3 odd mths. All hours, all the time, 24/7. The problem is I cannt afford to live in the city unless I sharehouse. Certainley will die by my own hand inavitably if forced to spend the rest of my life here.

04-22-2013, 07:13 PM	#13
LIDM99810 Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 512 Reputation: 7139	I have some steel cable? Free for u to use.

04-23-2013, 03:16 AM	#14
Sasha Girl Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Australia Posts: 268 Reputation: 2013	There is a different girl here tonight, using my bathroom, which is off limits to strangers - obviously the flatmate "forgot" to tell her. However, he promised to leave tomorrow. So this is the LAST piece of bullshit I will have to suffer. __________________ I'm a wicked, vile, horrible and perfect man. - the Savage, during one of his more modest moments. "I'm a sex addict - it's my cross to bear." - from "The Blades of Glory"

04-23-2013, 06:08 PM	#15
Dangerdevil Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Apopka, FL Posts: 185 Reputation: 4110	Stihl babe. Like my cock.

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