What I want to know is.... - Rape Board

Sierra · 04-25-2013, 09:28 PM

Where the FUCK is Batffink??

I come back to see him and he's doesn't even have the intestinal fortitude to show his face? Or did local rams finally complain that he was fucking all the ewes and they weren't getting any?

FuckingRotter · 04-25-2013, 11:10 PM

It is extremely bad manners of him. I've tried both here and in the introductions thread to provoke the old cunt, but he isn't coming out.

Either his brain is finally too addled by all that weird brown liquid he drinks. Or he finally married Flossie and they're on honeymoon touring the sheep stations of New Zealand together.

Sierra · 04-25-2013, 11:34 PM

He'd better not have married Flossie or there will be mutton on the table tonight.

He'll get a piece of my mind when he finally pulls his head out of his ass and shows up.

FuckingRotter · 04-25-2013, 11:55 PM

I think he actually wants a piece of your arse Sierra.

Sierra · 04-26-2013, 12:17 AM

If he plays his cards right he just might get it.

But you have to play to win. I've PM'd him in the hopes that it will sound the alarm and wake the old sheep-bugger up.

FuckingRotter · 04-26-2013, 03:33 AM

It might, if he gets message notifications by e-mail. I don't even know if that's an option on here? If it is I must have turned mine off a long time ago.

I do get friend request notifications though. May be some kind soul will try to friend him and see if that wakes the old fart up. I do miss our resident sheep worrier, and am as worried about him as the flocks are by him!

Still he did tell us all that when he moved to his daughters he wouldn't be able to get on here as much as he used to.

LIDM99810 · 04-26-2013, 03:43 AM

Fr, I think he was around today, if memory serves me right he posted in that thread this morning.

FuckingRotter · 04-26-2013, 03:47 AM

Nope. Trust me, if McBatfink was around, you wouldn't think, you would know.

LIDM99810 · 04-26-2013, 03:53 AM

Ahh. Yeah reckon it was butt someone instead, mixed the names up.

FuckingRotter · 04-28-2013, 11:51 PM

He is here. Now.

LIDM99810 · 04-28-2013, 11:58 PM

I saw

should I be scared?

FuckingRotter · 04-29-2013, 12:23 AM

No. He won't hurt you. Right gender, wrong species.

batffink · 04-29-2013, 07:08 PM

I turn my back for five lousy minutes and this place goes to fucking pot.
We get new members from RD and FuckingRotter immediately starts savaging their ankles. You must forgive the pommy twat as he's probably in withdrawal. When he doesn't get his favourite Lancashire hotpot or his chips with curry he loses the plot and goes feral. He probably thinks you are Americans ready to take his work from him.
Wtf? I hear you ask. Well I should explain, FuckingRotter thinks that America is somewhere west of Kazakhstan and south of Lithuania and blames all the Slavs flooding into England for nicking his work.
And that's not all. Sierra pops her lovely head up out of nowhere and Bingo! Instant hard-on. There is a God in heaven after all. Pervipete came back too (although he didn't give my ancient member even a twitch.)
This is all to much for me. Phantom, HRH and Maradona will be next to appear.
I think I'll go pour a Scotch and have a lie down.

jwham · 04-30-2013, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by batffink

I turn my back for five lousy minutes and this place goes to fucking pot.
We get new members from RD and FuckingRotter immediately starts savaging their ankles. You must forgive the pommy twat as he's probably in withdrawal. When he doesn't get his favourite Lancashire hotpot or his chips with curry he loses the plot and goes feral. He probably thinks you are Americans ready to take his work from him.
Wtf? I hear you ask. Well I should explain, FuckingRotter thinks that America is somewhere west of Kazakhstan and south of Lithuania and blames all the Slavs flooding into England for nicking his work.

Thanks for confirming what I thought is true

GermanChick · 04-30-2013, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by batffink

I turn my back for five lousy minutes and this place goes to fucking pot.
We get new members from RD and FuckingRotter immediately starts savaging their ankles.

Wow ... someone showed up on RB that actually sounds like he saw RD members showing up as a good thing?

*checks for the flying pigs and the state of hell*

Nice to 'see' you Mr. batffink

Unfortunately I think it's too late to turn this boat around ...

Sierra · 05-01-2013, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by GermanChick

Wow ... someone showed up on RB that actually sounds like he saw RD members showing up as a good thing?

*checks for the flying pigs and the state of hell*.

*hugz to GC*

I think you have us wrong, my friend. We might have gotten our collective back up at first, but you have to admit that if we had come to RD and started telling you how things should be run there you might have reacted the same way.

In fact, we are thrilled that you made it over here. We had a rough start, but honestly it's great to see you here and I, for one, have really enjoyed getting to know you all.

LIDM99810 · 04-29-2013, 07:27 PM

Gimme back maradona. I miss the guy.

FuckingRotter · 04-29-2013, 09:27 PM

What the fuck do you mean "goes fucking feral"? It's a fucking permanent state around here. Somebody needs to be fucking feral because there's some fucking lunatic going round stealing all the fucking sheep.

Come to think of it, we haven't lost any for a few weeks....

Oh, and stop trying to shift attention away from your own miserable fucking sand pit of a country on to the poor Septics. Every one here knows its Australia's fault no English person can get a job in a pub any more. You lot just can't stand to be seperated from that cold piss you keep ending us for too long can you?

LIDM99810 · 04-29-2013, 09:40 PM

Battfink is australian? *hoepful eyes* hehehe

FuckingRotter · 04-29-2013, 09:49 PM

No, he's a Sweaty Sock. He only went and compounded that travesty by moving to Australia. Well, he says he moved there, but he's quite old you know and usually refers to his original home there as Van Diemans Land. I rather suspect he didn't so much move as was sent there.

04-25-2013, 09:28 PM	#1
Sierra Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 1,625 Reputation: 129196	What I want to know is.... Where the FUCK is Batffink?? I come back to see him and he's doesn't even have the intestinal fortitude to show his face? Or did local rams finally complain that he was fucking all the ewes and they weren't getting any? __________________ Although the most incisive judges of the witches and even the witches themselves were convinced of the guilt of witchcraft, this guilt nevertheless did not exist. Thus it is with all guilt.

04-25-2013, 11:10 PM	#2
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	It is extremely bad manners of him. I've tried both here and in the introductions thread to provoke the old cunt, but he isn't coming out. Either his brain is finally too addled by all that weird brown liquid he drinks. Or he finally married Flossie and they're on honeymoon touring the sheep stations of New Zealand together. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

04-25-2013, 11:34 PM	#3
Sierra Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 1,625 Reputation: 129196	He'd better not have married Flossie or there will be mutton on the table tonight. He'll get a piece of my mind when he finally pulls his head out of his ass and shows up. __________________ Although the most incisive judges of the witches and even the witches themselves were convinced of the guilt of witchcraft, this guilt nevertheless did not exist. Thus it is with all guilt.

04-25-2013, 11:55 PM	#4
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	I think he actually wants a piece of your arse Sierra. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

04-26-2013, 12:17 AM	#5
Sierra Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 1,625 Reputation: 129196	If he plays his cards right he just might get it. But you have to play to win. I've PM'd him in the hopes that it will sound the alarm and wake the old sheep-bugger up. __________________ Although the most incisive judges of the witches and even the witches themselves were convinced of the guilt of witchcraft, this guilt nevertheless did not exist. Thus it is with all guilt.

04-26-2013, 03:33 AM	#6
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	It might, if he gets message notifications by e-mail. I don't even know if that's an option on here? If it is I must have turned mine off a long time ago. I do get friend request notifications though. May be some kind soul will try to friend him and see if that wakes the old fart up. I do miss our resident sheep worrier, and am as worried about him as the flocks are by him! Still he did tell us all that when he moved to his daughters he wouldn't be able to get on here as much as he used to. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

04-26-2013, 03:43 AM	#7
LIDM99810 Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 512 Reputation: 7139	Fr, I think he was around today, if memory serves me right he posted in that thread this morning.

04-26-2013, 03:47 AM	#8
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Nope. Trust me, if McBatfink was around, you wouldn't think, you would know. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

04-26-2013, 03:53 AM	#9
LIDM99810 Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 512 Reputation: 7139	Ahh. Yeah reckon it was butt someone instead, mixed the names up.

04-28-2013, 11:51 PM	#10
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	He is here. Now. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

04-28-2013, 11:58 PM	#11
LIDM99810 Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 512 Reputation: 7139	I saw should I be scared?

04-29-2013, 12:23 AM	#12
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	No. He won't hurt you. Right gender, wrong species. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

04-29-2013, 07:08 PM	#13
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	Fucking chaos. I turn my back for five lousy minutes and this place goes to fucking pot. We get new members from RD and FuckingRotter immediately starts savaging their ankles. You must forgive the pommy twat as he's probably in withdrawal. When he doesn't get his favourite Lancashire hotpot or his chips with curry he loses the plot and goes feral. He probably thinks you are Americans ready to take his work from him. Wtf? I hear you ask. Well I should explain, FuckingRotter thinks that America is somewhere west of Kazakhstan and south of Lithuania and blames all the Slavs flooding into England for nicking his work. And that's not all. Sierra pops her lovely head up out of nowhere and Bingo! Instant hard-on. There is a God in heaven after all. Pervipete came back too (although he didn't give my ancient member even a twitch.) This is all to much for me. Phantom, HRH and Maradona will be next to appear. I think I'll go pour a Scotch and have a lie down. __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

04-29-2013, 07:27 PM	#17
LIDM99810 Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 512 Reputation: 7139	Gimme back maradona. I miss the guy.

04-29-2013, 09:27 PM	#18
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	What the fuck do you mean "goes fucking feral"? It's a fucking permanent state around here. Somebody needs to be fucking feral because there's some fucking lunatic going round stealing all the fucking sheep. Come to think of it, we haven't lost any for a few weeks.... Oh, and stop trying to shift attention away from your own miserable fucking sand pit of a country on to the poor Septics. Every one here knows its Australia's fault no English person can get a job in a pub any more. You lot just can't stand to be seperated from that cold piss you keep ending us for too long can you? __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

04-29-2013, 09:40 PM	#19
LIDM99810 Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 512 Reputation: 7139	Battfink is australian? hoepful eyes hehehe

04-29-2013, 09:49 PM	#20
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	No, he's a Sweaty Sock. He only went and compounded that travesty by moving to Australia. Well, he says he moved there, but he's quite old you know and usually refers to his original home there as Van Diemans Land. I rather suspect he didn't so much move as was sent there. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.