T-Shirts for perverts.... - Rape Board

FuckingRotter · 04-24-2009, 05:01 PM

Design a t-shirt for a fellow pervert. I'll start.

For Batfink: Baaaah means yes.

snarkopo · 04-24-2009, 06:45 PM

For Fucking Rotter

"I drive a white van"
On the back..
"I have a Little Miss Rotter and you don't"

cryptic · 04-27-2009, 06:26 AM

Some friends bought me one that says

"Strangers have the best candy".

But it doesn't fit anymore.
Too much candy, I guess.

cryptic · 04-27-2009, 06:28 AM

For Sternenlied, seeing as she's a psych...

"Analyse THIS."

And for any male psychs out there:

Psycho-the-rapist.

FuckingRotter · 04-27-2009, 08:06 AM

Back when I was at university I had a badge made that read "occupation - al the rapist" didn't go down well with my red rag worshipping lecturers....

sindyloo · 04-27-2009, 12:32 PM

for FuckingRotter....a T that says....."Candy? Little Miss?"

Bad Man · 04-27-2009, 12:37 PM

Here's a great shirt to use to pick up girls.....

"Hi - does this smell like chloroform?"

--Bad MAn--

Becka · 04-27-2009, 06:16 PM

This one just made me smile.

cryptic · 04-27-2009, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Becka

This one just made me smile.

*laughs*

I can't believe that actually exists...that's just freaking brilliant.

And godspeed to anyone who's brave enough to wear it in public.

cryptic · 04-27-2009, 06:26 PM

Here's another idea:

You can't spell self-destruction without seduction.

ChiTownHoney · 04-27-2009, 11:47 PM

doggystylethatgirl · 04-27-2009, 11:55 PM

not my kinda music, though I consider 2 Live Crew a comedy act

My t-shirt

HRH1948 · 04-28-2009, 01:14 AM

I have six beer can coozies, three bubba hats and four t-shirts that quote the most infamous words that the most incredible Davy Crokettt ever said. After losing an election in Tennessee, he said, "You may all go to hell and I will go to Texas?"

He died at the Alamo with my Great Great grand uncle and two of his sons!

Batffink would appreciate that they were Scots!

Good night all,

HRH

FuckingRotter · 04-28-2009, 07:34 AM

Was Davy Crockett a pervert?

04-24-2009, 05:01 PM	#1
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	T-Shirts for perverts.... Design a t-shirt for a fellow pervert. I'll start. For Batfink: Baaaah means yes. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

04-24-2009, 06:45 PM	#2
snarkopo It's been fun Join Date: May 2008 Location: away Posts: 1,549 Reputation: 70796	For Fucking Rotter "I drive a white van" On the back.. "I have a Little Miss Rotter and you don't" __________________ I have a brontosaurus and you don't. So there.

04-27-2009, 06:26 AM	#3
cryptic Trapped by the darkness Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 339 Reputation: 3938	Some friends bought me one that says "Strangers have the best candy". But it doesn't fit anymore. Too much candy, I guess. __________________ "I don't know what you've done to me But I know this much is true I want to do bad things with you..." - True Blood themesong "So hungry For the one understanding Looking for a token Of blood or tenderness..." - Suzanne Vega Anal rapists are fucking assholes.

04-27-2009, 06:28 AM	#4
cryptic Trapped by the darkness Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 339 Reputation: 3938	For Sternenlied, seeing as she's a psych... "Analyse THIS." And for any male psychs out there: Psycho-the-rapist. __________________ "I don't know what you've done to me But I know this much is true I want to do bad things with you..." - True Blood themesong "So hungry For the one understanding Looking for a token Of blood or tenderness..." - Suzanne Vega Anal rapists are fucking assholes. Last edited by cryptic; 04-27-2009 at 06:30 AM.

04-27-2009, 08:06 AM	#5
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Back when I was at university I had a badge made that read "occupation - al the rapist" didn't go down well with my red rag worshipping lecturers.... __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

04-27-2009, 12:32 PM	#6
sindyloo Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,178 Reputation: 34844	for FuckingRotter....a T that says....."Candy? Little Miss?" __________________ Tommy Loy, the cabin boy, The dirty little nipper, He filled his ass With broken glass And cirumcized the skipper!

04-27-2009, 12:37 PM	#7
Bad Man Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 254 Reputation: 4401	Here's a great shirt to use to pick up girls..... "Hi - does this smell like chloroform?" --Bad MAn--

04-27-2009, 06:16 PM	#8
Becka Immodest Mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Virginia Posts: 1,407 Reputation: 36018	This one just made me smile. __________________ Vital Board Info Hey, where am I going? And why am I in this hand basket? Darling, a true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires.

04-27-2009, 06:26 PM	#10
cryptic Trapped by the darkness Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 339 Reputation: 3938	Here's another idea: You can't spell self-destruction without seduction. __________________ "I don't know what you've done to me But I know this much is true I want to do bad things with you..." - True Blood themesong "So hungry For the one understanding Looking for a token Of blood or tenderness..." - Suzanne Vega Anal rapists are fucking assholes.

04-27-2009, 11:47 PM	#11
ChiTownHoney Pa'l Mundo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: ObamaNation Posts: 2,460 Reputation: 33436

04-28-2009, 01:14 AM	#13
HRH1948 Texan by the grace of God Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Republic of Texas Posts: 1,351 Reputation: 133346	I have six beer can coozies, three bubba hats and four t-shirts that quote the most infamous words that the most incredible Davy Crokettt ever said. After losing an election in Tennessee, he said, "You may all go to hell and I will go to Texas?" He died at the Alamo with my Great Great grand uncle and two of his sons! Batffink would appreciate that they were Scots! Good night all, HRH

04-28-2009, 07:34 AM	#14
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Was Davy Crockett a pervert? __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.