Fucking at its best - Rape Board

rapeontheroad78 · 10-13-2010, 12:22 AM

I just had me some tight teen bitch man as first she didn't want to but man after some few words and some choaching had me some good pussy. she must had not fucked much becouse she was still tight as fuck but man was it good.

batffink · 10-13-2010, 05:50 AM

I don't know. Why am I so fucking underwhelmed by this post?

Sierra · 10-13-2010, 09:58 AM

Probably, my dear Batffink, because those who truly are enjoying "fucking at its best" do not show up on random internet forums bragging about it.

Shall we re-name this "ROR's Dream Sequence"?

RapeU · 10-13-2010, 11:49 AM

So you say you're still a virgin?

snarkopo · 10-14-2010, 12:39 AM

I'm so impressed. I really really wish I were you. You are so cool! Tell us more!

BTN · 10-14-2010, 03:11 AM

Well if we're sharing sexually explicit stories that have very little detail and hold no interest for anyone else in the world....

I got a massage oil hand job from my girlfriend last night. I came.

batffink · 10-14-2010, 05:56 AM

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Originally Posted by snarkopo

I'm so impressed. I really really wish I were you. You are so cool! Tell us more!

Snarksy, Tell me - do I detect a tiny modicum of sarcasm in your post?

batffink · 10-14-2010, 05:59 AM

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Originally Posted by BTN

Well if we're sharing sexually explicit stories that have very little detail and hold no interest for anyone else in the world....

I got a massage oil hand job from my girlfriend last night. I came.

"and saw, and conquered" presumably.

batffink · 10-14-2010, 06:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Sierra

Probably, my dear Batffink, because those who truly are enjoying "fucking at its best" do not show up on random internet forums bragging about it.

Shall we re-name this "ROR's Dream Sequence"?

I think he's a spotty faced 14 year old who just experienced his first wet dream.

BTN · 10-14-2010, 08:39 AM

LOL....mat, I wouldn't worry about it. She was either outright lying or trying to get something off you. The last girl who bragged about her oral skills to me then asked me for £1000 to sample these skills.....

I really should hang out in better bars

batffink · 10-14-2010, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by BTN

LOL....mat, I wouldn't worry about it. She was either outright lying or trying to get something off you. The last girl who bragged about her oral skills to me then asked me for £1000 to sample these skills.....

I really should hang out in better bars

Then you'd have to pay 10,000 quid for a blowjob.

BTN · 10-14-2010, 06:57 PM

For 10k I'd want to arse rape Natalie Portman, live on international television and get a pat on the back from her dad on a job well done afterwards!

snarkopo · 10-14-2010, 06:57 PM

I just had this super hot juicy cheeseburger. At first it didn't want me to eat but after a few words and some choaching had me some good burger! Man it must not have been eaten much because it was still as uneaten as hell but man it was good.

jwham · 10-14-2010, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by snarkopo

I just had this super hot juicy cheeseburger. At first it didn't want me to eat but after a few words and some choaching had me some good burger! Man it must not have been eaten much because it was still as uneaten as hell but man it was good.

LMAO! Now that is funny!

rapeontheroad78 · 10-14-2010, 09:37 PM

intresting I thought this was idle chat and I am been a member her for a while was just chatting I didn't think it was going to be an affence maby I'll look for a new board

snarkopo · 10-15-2010, 01:03 AM

That won't make your posts any better.

Sierra · 10-15-2010, 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by snarkopo

That won't make your posts any better.

ROR, let me give you a little insight into the reaction you got.

If you really did have a young girl, it is pretty coarse of you to come on here and brag about it. And talking a young, inexperienced girl into having sex with you is not exactly anything to boast about. Sad for you, embarrassing for her, boring for us.

If, however, it's a fantasy (which I strongly suspect), you have to do better than that. Surely nobody actually says "tight teen bitch", do they? You've been watching way too much porn if you actually think that makes you sound cool.

snarkopo · 10-15-2010, 01:45 AM

Ah Sierra,

Always kind, intelligent and articulate as can be.

*sigh*

batffink · 10-15-2010, 06:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by snarkopo

Ah Sierra,

Always kind, intelligent and articulate as can be.

*sigh*

Sigh, sigh and double sigh.

snarkopo · 10-15-2010, 10:47 PM

what does "root your boots" mean Batffink?

10-13-2010, 12:22 AM	#1
rapeontheroad78 Banned Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: In your wildest roleplays :D Posts: 236 Reputation: 1648	Fucking at its best I just had me some tight teen bitch man as first she didn't want to but man after some few words and some choaching had me some good pussy. she must had not fucked much becouse she was still tight as fuck but man was it good.

10-13-2010, 05:50 AM	#2
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	I don't know. Why am I so fucking underwhelmed by this post? __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

10-13-2010, 09:58 AM	#3
Sierra Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 1,625 Reputation: 129196	Probably, my dear Batffink, because those who truly are enjoying "fucking at its best" do not show up on random internet forums bragging about it. Shall we re-name this "ROR's Dream Sequence"? __________________ Although the most incisive judges of the witches and even the witches themselves were convinced of the guilt of witchcraft, this guilt nevertheless did not exist. Thus it is with all guilt.

10-13-2010, 11:49 AM	#4
RapeU Yes = No. No = Yes Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 2,412 Reputation: 33359	So you say you're still a virgin? __________________ Stories I have written. The Red Rose Rapist short stories Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Sugar Is Sweet, The Rapist Is You!? The Kidnapping Chronicles The Hunter, Huntress, LK, The Masked Marauder, Melinda's Tale, and The Masked Marauder II - Allen's Revenge Other Stories At My Cousin's Wedding

10-14-2010, 12:39 AM	#5
snarkopo It's been fun Join Date: May 2008 Location: away Posts: 1,549 Reputation: 70796	I'm so impressed. I really really wish I were you. You are so cool! Tell us more! __________________ I have a brontosaurus and you don't. So there.

10-14-2010, 03:11 AM	#6
BTN Admiral Adama Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Galactica CIC Posts: 1,018 Reputation: 45123	Well if we're sharing sexually explicit stories that have very little detail and hold no interest for anyone else in the world.... I got a massage oil hand job from my girlfriend last night. I came. __________________ So say we all

10-14-2010, 08:39 AM	#10
BTN Admiral Adama Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Galactica CIC Posts: 1,018 Reputation: 45123	LOL....mat, I wouldn't worry about it. She was either outright lying or trying to get something off you. The last girl who bragged about her oral skills to me then asked me for £1000 to sample these skills..... I really should hang out in better bars __________________ So say we all

10-14-2010, 06:57 PM	#12
BTN Admiral Adama Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Galactica CIC Posts: 1,018 Reputation: 45123	For 10k I'd want to arse rape Natalie Portman, live on international television and get a pat on the back from her dad on a job well done afterwards! __________________ So say we all

10-14-2010, 09:37 PM	#15
rapeontheroad78 Banned Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: In your wildest roleplays :D Posts: 236 Reputation: 1648	intresting I thought this was idle chat and I am been a member her for a while was just chatting I didn't think it was going to be an affence maby I'll look for a new board

10-15-2010, 01:03 AM	#16
snarkopo It's been fun Join Date: May 2008 Location: away Posts: 1,549 Reputation: 70796	That won't make your posts any better. __________________ I have a brontosaurus and you don't. So there.

10-15-2010, 01:45 AM	#18
snarkopo It's been fun Join Date: May 2008 Location: away Posts: 1,549 Reputation: 70796	Ah Sierra, Always kind, intelligent and articulate as can be. sigh __________________ I have a brontosaurus and you don't. So there.

10-15-2010, 10:47 PM	#20
snarkopo It's been fun Join Date: May 2008 Location: away Posts: 1,549 Reputation: 70796	what does "root your boots" mean Batffink? __________________ I have a brontosaurus and you don't. So there.

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