Ok, honestly WTF? - Rape Board

Dollface · 06-16-2009, 01:11 AM

So I was trying to open a bottle of wine today, and that stupid cork must have been in really tightly because somehow when I pulled the cork out I managed to PUNCH MYSELF IN THE FUCKING FACE!

Now I have a huge black eye. Dammit...

ChiTownHoney · 06-16-2009, 01:12 AM

Damn I wish I had a black eye, but wine bottles are a bitch to open. I never in my life been able to open a wine bottle, never.

Dollface · 06-16-2009, 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiTownHoney

Damn I wish I had a black eye, but wine bottles are a bitch to open. I never in my life been able to open a wine bottle, never.

They are. At least I got the cork out in one piece, I never have been able to do that.

FuckingRotter · 06-16-2009, 01:19 AM

Black eyes can be arranged.

Dollface · 06-16-2009, 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

Black eyes can be arranged.

I can give them to myself, apparently.

somedude · 06-16-2009, 03:29 AM

RB Safety Tip: When opening a wine bottle always point the cork and whatever you are using to extract the cork away from your face!

stricken · 06-16-2009, 06:18 AM

hellminth · 06-16-2009, 06:39 AM

geez dollface, i'll make sure the surgical school send you an application form

and stay out of the kitchen - it's too dangerous!

Cedar · 06-16-2009, 07:56 AM

Somedude: RB Safety Tip: When opening a wine bottle always point the cork and whatever you are using to extract the cork away from your face!

And at whom? -- That's the real question!

"Better do as I say, lady, I've got a wine bottle and I'm not afraid to use it!"

perverted mind · 06-16-2009, 08:07 AM

Shot my self with Cork when opening a bottle of bubble, struck the side of my neck below the ear on the right hand side, i had a huge black & blue bruise for a week.

My RB safety Tip: Buy Screw Cap bottles!

pervipete · 06-16-2009, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dollface

So I was trying to open a bottle of wine today, and that stupid cork must have been in really tightly because somehow when I pulled the cork out I managed to PUNCH MYSELF IN THE FUCKING FACE!

Now I have a huge black eye. Dammit...

Oops...easy solution, drink spirits.

Anyway, if want a way to distract you from your pain, well around your eye anyway, you only have to ask...

Flesh4Fantasy · 06-16-2009, 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dollface

So I was trying to open a bottle of wine today, and that stupid cork must have been in really tightly because somehow when I pulled the cork out I managed to PUNCH MYSELF IN THE FUCKING FACE!

Now I have a huge black eye. Dammit...

The most unlikely explanation to cover up a play session...

I thought you were a much better fiction writer than that.

If you need a good cover story, just ask me when our session is over.

Dollface · 06-16-2009, 01:25 PM

I think that this is a sign that I need to stick with what I know best.

Mad Dog 20/20, anyone?

pervipete · 06-16-2009, 01:46 PM

I'm there Dollface

Dollface · 06-16-2009, 03:50 PM

Sweet!

06-16-2009, 04:08 PM

I hope you were using a corkscrew, LOL

Dollface · 06-16-2009, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by drmephisto

I hope you were using a corkscrew, LOL

I was.

It was metal so it was like having a metal weight in my hand as I punched myself.

06-16-2009, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Dollface

I was.

It was metal so it was like having a metal weight in my hand as I punched myself.

Good, as long as you didn't try to pry the bottle top off.

Dollface · 06-16-2009, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by drmephisto

Good, as long as you didn't try to pry the bottle top off.

Haha no. That cork was in there good, I wouldn't have been able to pry it out even if I wanted to.

hellminth · 06-19-2009, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Dollface

Haha no. That cork was in there good, I wouldn't have been able to pry it out even if I wanted to.

try some ice cold water next time, it always makes it shrink because it's a blood flow dependent organ ... oh you said "cork"?!! sorry, misread

06-16-2009, 01:11 AM	#1
Dollface Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 370 Reputation: 12223	Ok, honestly WTF? So I was trying to open a bottle of wine today, and that stupid cork must have been in really tightly because somehow when I pulled the cork out I managed to PUNCH MYSELF IN THE FUCKING FACE! Now I have a huge black eye. Dammit...

06-16-2009, 01:19 AM	#4
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Black eyes can be arranged. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

06-16-2009, 03:29 AM	#6
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	RB Safety Tip: When opening a wine bottle always point the cork and whatever you are using to extract the cork away from your face! __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

06-16-2009, 06:39 AM	#8
hellminth Privileged Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Australia Posts: 214 Reputation: 19313	geez dollface, i'll make sure the surgical school send you an application form and stay out of the kitchen - it's too dangerous! __________________ Open up and say AHHH!

06-16-2009, 07:56 AM	#9
Cedar Privileged Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: USA Posts: 226 Reputation: 5732	Somedude: RB Safety Tip: When opening a wine bottle always point the cork and whatever you are using to extract the cork away from your face! And at whom? -- That's the real question! "Better do as I say, lady, I've got a wine bottle and I'm not afraid to use it!" __________________ Coito ergo sum

06-16-2009, 01:12 AM	#2
ChiTownHoney Pa'l Mundo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: ObamaNation Posts: 2,460 Reputation: 33436	Damn I wish I had a black eye, but wine bottles are a bitch to open. I never in my life been able to open a wine bottle, never.

06-16-2009, 06:18 AM	#7
stricken Banned Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 261 Reputation: 3299

06-16-2009, 08:07 AM	#10
perverted mind Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: In my own little world Posts: 139 Reputation: 3865	Shot my self with Cork when opening a bottle of bubble, struck the side of my neck below the ear on the right hand side, i had a huge black & blue bruise for a week. My RB safety Tip: Buy Screw Cap bottles! __________________ 'The inventor of the ski mask had the best of intentions'

06-16-2009, 01:25 PM	#13
Dollface Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 370 Reputation: 12223	I think that this is a sign that I need to stick with what I know best. Mad Dog 20/20, anyone?

06-16-2009, 01:46 PM	#14
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	I'm there Dollface __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

06-16-2009, 03:50 PM	#15
Dollface Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 370 Reputation: 12223	Sweet!

06-16-2009, 04:08 PM	#16
drmephisto Guest Posts: n/a	I hope you were using a corkscrew, LOL

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