What pissed you off today? - Page 35 - Rape Board

LEONIDOS · 09-17-2013, 02:29 PM

my piles are playing havoc wheres the cream!

WickedLady · 09-17-2013, 03:53 PM

Holds Leo's bum out for a slap.

Bambi3 · 09-20-2013, 01:51 PM

I didn't get the upgrade for the flight to Berlin because I forgot my password on miles-and-more while booking.
Weekend doesn't start off well...I hate that!

FuckingRotter · 09-20-2013, 09:13 PM

Stupid cunt, forgetting a password!

Throatdagger · 09-21-2013, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bambi3

I didn't get the upgrade for the flight to Berlin because I forgot my password on miles-and-more while booking.
Weekend doesn't start off well...I hate that!

Hope you forget the safe word when we rape you.

I am sure the weekend will get better.

shysnale · 09-21-2013, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bambi3

I didn't get the upgrade for the flight to Berlin because I forgot my password on miles-and-more while booking.
Weekend doesn't start off well...I hate that!

A good way not to forget a password is to use initials of the words you say when you're mad at yourself. ex : what the fuck is wrong with me ? passord : wtfiwwm

pervipete · 09-21-2013, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Debaser

Wiggins winning stage 6 of the Tour of Britain.
He’s such a prick with his side burns and miserable laddish manners, and look at all of those stupid sheep cheering him on when they don’t even give a fuck about cycling….. they just want to be part of the herd.
The icing on the cake was when Wiggins started preaching about making it law to wear helmets while cycling. What a dick! It has now been shown that statistically you are more likely to die if you wear a helmet because the false sense of security makes you ride like a c**t!
Wanker!

Would any cuntish cyclist actually take any notice of that law, all the motherfucker that nearly run me over when I am walking to work as they ride on the pavement (illegal), without lights (also illegal) and their hands in their pockets against the cold (not illegal but fucking stupid)

But what does he know, he's only a winner of the Tour De Frogland, so he must be an ignorant cunt eh detosser...

pervipete · 09-21-2013, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bambi3

I didn't get the upgrade for the flight to Berlin because I forgot my password on miles-and-more while booking.
Weekend doesn't start off well...I hate that!

Oops Chubby Chaser...that'll teach ya to choose something complicated

FuckingRotter · 09-21-2013, 03:38 PM

To your first paragraph, you're a cunt. To your second paragraph, cyclists are on a par with you!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Debaser

Wiggins winning stage 6 of the Tour of Britain.
He’s such a prick with his side burns and miserable laddish manners, and look at all of those stupid sheep cheering him on when they don’t even give a fuck about cycling….. they just want to be part of the herd.
The icing on the cake was when Wiggins started preaching about making it law to wear helmets while cycling. What a dick! It has now been shown that statistically you are more likely to die if you wear a helmet because the false sense of security makes you ride like a c**t!
Wanker!

Sierra · 09-22-2013, 12:27 AM

Rain. It rained most of the day and forced me to clear out my closet rather than play in the garden.

Why not play in the rain, you might ask?

Because we have adobe soil in this area with sticks to your books and makes each boot weigh a ton. Not to mention getting mud all over my lovely plaid wellies.

FuckingRotter · 09-22-2013, 02:12 AM

Go barefoot then, Sierra.

WickedLady · 09-22-2013, 04:10 PM

Hypocrites. Again.

Analise2013 · 09-22-2013, 10:02 PM

Finding out my boss is retiring at the end of the month, and his son is going to fire me.

WickedLady · 09-23-2013, 06:31 AM

Bullies. Again.

pervipete · 09-23-2013, 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Analise2013

Finding out my boss is retiring at the end of the month, and his son is going to fire me.

Why is he going to fire you?

pervipete · 09-23-2013, 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WickedLady

Bullies. Again.

Who's being bullied? Not you I hope...

WickedLady · 09-23-2013, 03:53 PM

No, not me.

Analise2013 · 09-23-2013, 05:56 PM

He doesn't want anyone that isn't family working there. Just my luck I guess.

WickedLady · 09-23-2013, 06:06 PM

Should we all get together and rape him for you?

shysnale · 09-24-2013, 04:12 AM

A sex shop downtown has this add in the papers : "We buy your old sextoys"

...

And then they probably sell them

Means I've sticked my dick in a latex vagina full of somebody else cum....

09-20-2013, 09:13 PM	#684
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Stupid cunt, forgetting a password! __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

09-22-2013, 12:27 AM	#690
Sierra Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 1,625 Reputation: 129196	Rain. It rained most of the day and forced me to clear out my closet rather than play in the garden. Why not play in the rain, you might ask? Because we have adobe soil in this area with sticks to your books and makes each boot weigh a ton. Not to mention getting mud all over my lovely plaid wellies. __________________ Although the most incisive judges of the witches and even the witches themselves were convinced of the guilt of witchcraft, this guilt nevertheless did not exist. Thus it is with all guilt.

09-22-2013, 02:12 AM	#691
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Go barefoot then, Sierra. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

09-17-2013, 02:29 PM	#681
LEONIDOS Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 145 Reputation: 5383	my piles are playing havoc wheres the cream!

09-17-2013, 03:53 PM	#682
WickedLady Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,506 Reputation: 17119	Holds Leo's bum out for a slap.

09-20-2013, 01:51 PM	#683
Bambi3 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Europe Posts: 137 Reputation: 4441	I didn't get the upgrade for the flight to Berlin because I forgot my password on miles-and-more while booking. Weekend doesn't start off well...I hate that!

09-22-2013, 04:10 PM	#692
WickedLady Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,506 Reputation: 17119	Hypocrites. Again.

09-22-2013, 10:02 PM	#693
Analise2013 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Brooklyn, NY Posts: 117 Reputation: 783	Finding out my boss is retiring at the end of the month, and his son is going to fire me.

09-23-2013, 06:31 AM	#694
WickedLady Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,506 Reputation: 17119	Bullies. Again.

09-23-2013, 03:53 PM	#697
WickedLady Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,506 Reputation: 17119	No, not me.

09-23-2013, 05:56 PM	#698
Analise2013 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Brooklyn, NY Posts: 117 Reputation: 783	He doesn't want anyone that isn't family working there. Just my luck I guess.

09-23-2013, 06:06 PM	#699
WickedLady Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,506 Reputation: 17119	Should we all get together and rape him for you?

09-24-2013, 04:12 AM	#700
shysnale Neurotic Escargot Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Poker Table Posts: 2,754 Reputation: 13179	A sex shop downtown has this add in the papers : "We buy your old sextoys" ... And then they probably sell them Means I've sticked my dick in a latex vagina full of somebody else cum....