Last words - Rape Board

RavishAGirl · 03-27-2009, 07:25 PM

If you were dying right now, what would you want your last words to be?

I'll start.

In a high-pitched voice: "What the FUCK, man? What the FUCK?"

Just because I like to make people laugh.

Your turn!

//Ravish

pervipete · 03-27-2009, 07:39 PM

Which ones the live cable again?

sparks · 03-27-2009, 08:01 PM

finally

Mugga123 · 03-27-2009, 09:16 PM

Try the fish.... *dies*

batffink · 03-27-2009, 11:58 PM

Dying ??? That's the last thing I'll do!

RavishAGirl · 03-28-2009, 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newland11

I'd say:
Ravish........I'm your father!!!

Oh God.

Noooooooooooooooo! It's not true! It can't be true! I'll never join you!

*lets go and plunges from the bridge toward imminent death*

//Ravish

FuckingRotter · 03-28-2009, 02:12 AM

*emerges from mangled car*

Can anyone else smell petrol?

*reaches for cigarette and lighter*

pervipete · 03-28-2009, 09:59 AM

wadda mean, duck?

whyaskwhy · 03-28-2009, 08:20 PM

"OK guys pay attention because this is important! These things are dangerous and you must know what you are doing before attempting this sort of thing! When you begin dismantling a high explosive such as this,the last thing you want to do is something like...." *loud boom followed by a cloud of smoke*

snarkopo · 03-28-2009, 10:37 PM

Finally. Now we can have some fun.

pervipete · 03-29-2009, 03:41 PM

Hey guys, watch this...

Or in the imortal words of Spike Milligan

I told you I was ill..

BoredMom · 04-02-2009, 10:35 PM

Hey stupid get off my oxygen tube -- you're killing me!

BTN · 04-03-2009, 08:53 AM

How hard could it be?

pervipete · 04-03-2009, 08:56 AM

Don't worry, it's not loaded...

Ouch...

Or

Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttt....

MARADONA · 04-03-2009, 10:02 AM

LAME!

sparks · 04-03-2009, 10:18 AM

"mom always told me not to pick scabs"

BoredMom · 04-03-2009, 11:45 PM

I've always heard that oral sex could bring you back to life -- wanna save me tonight?

03-27-2009, 07:25 PM	#1
RavishAGirl Privileged Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Waiting under your bed Posts: 303 Reputation: 5972	Last words If you were dying right now, what would you want your last words to be? I'll start. In a high-pitched voice: "What the FUCK, man? What the FUCK?" Just because I like to make people laugh. Your turn! //Ravish Last edited by RavishAGirl; 03-27-2009 at 07:31 PM.

03-27-2009, 07:39 PM	#2
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	Which ones the live cable again? __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

03-27-2009, 09:16 PM	#4
Mugga123 Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Australia Posts: 983 Reputation: 22893	Try the fish.... dies __________________ It's all fun and games till someone gets raped.

03-27-2009, 11:58 PM	#5
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	Dying ??? That's the last thing I'll do! __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

03-28-2009, 02:12 AM	#7
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	emerges from mangled car Can anyone else smell petrol? reaches for cigarette and lighter __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

03-27-2009, 08:01 PM	#3
sparks Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Saturns rings Posts: 496 Reputation: 17352	finally

03-28-2009, 09:59 AM	#8
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	wadda mean, duck? __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

03-28-2009, 08:20 PM	#9
whyaskwhy **THE ONE** Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: down the rabbit hole Posts: 854 Reputation: 39909	"OK guys pay attention because this is important! These things are dangerous and you must know what you are doing before attempting this sort of thing! When you begin dismantling a high explosive such as this,the last thing you want to do is something like...." loud boom followed by a cloud of smoke __________________ "I know what your thinking right now.Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill."

03-28-2009, 10:37 PM	#10
snarkopo It's been fun Join Date: May 2008 Location: away Posts: 1,549 Reputation: 70796	Finally. Now we can have some fun. __________________ I have a brontosaurus and you don't. So there.

03-29-2009, 03:41 PM	#11
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	Hey guys, watch this... Or in the imortal words of Spike Milligan I told you I was ill.. __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

04-02-2009, 10:35 PM	#12
BoredMom Privileged Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Brookland, Arkansas Posts: 549 Reputation: 5835	Hey stupid get off my oxygen tube -- you're killing me!

04-03-2009, 08:53 AM	#13
BTN Admiral Adama Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Galactica CIC Posts: 1,018 Reputation: 45123	How hard could it be? __________________ So say we all

04-03-2009, 08:56 AM	#14
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	Don't worry, it's not loaded... Ouch... Or Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttt....

04-03-2009, 10:02 AM	#15
MARADONA Banned Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Land of the Lost Posts: 1,838 Reputation: 40272	LAME!

04-03-2009, 10:18 AM	#16
sparks Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Saturns rings Posts: 496 Reputation: 17352	"mom always told me not to pick scabs"

04-03-2009, 11:45 PM	#17
BoredMom Privileged Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Brookland, Arkansas Posts: 549 Reputation: 5835	I've always heard that oral sex could bring you back to life -- wanna save me tonight?