The reason we have neighbours. - Rape Board

FuckingRotter · 06-16-2013, 08:37 AM

If we didn't have neighbours, we would have to point and laugh at our own stupidity. Luckily I live next door to the sort of stupid idiot that hangs out her washing after I spent two hours cranking up the barbecue just before I throw on the chippings.

At this point I don't feel I need to tell her I'm lighting the barbecue this weekend.

nondescript29 · 06-16-2013, 08:55 AM

Maybe she's hoping she's upwind from you.

I appreciate my neighbors because even though they're older and watching me do whatever weird shit I do in my yard through their miniblinds, that when I'm gone they're just as vigilant and will call me if something weirdo happens at my place.

pervipete · 06-16-2013, 08:59 AM

Evens they still complain though...

Could be a good new fragrance for Lenor though, that fresh smell of barbecued sausage...hmmm fresh smelling....

Its like one of my mums neighbours who used to leave her sheets on the line overnight on 5 November, then moaned when they smelt of smoke...smh some people,

FuckingRotter · 06-16-2013, 02:13 PM

Where I lived she would have woken to find two holes cut out of her sheets for eyes. Quite possibly a cross burning on her lawn for good measure too!

jwham · 06-21-2013, 06:56 PM

I like my neighbors. He is a hardworking young man so his wife mows the lawn. She does so most weekends wearing shorts and a bikini top. I can see that he is one lucky young man.

06-16-2013, 08:37 AM	#1
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	The reason we have neighbours. If we didn't have neighbours, we would have to point and laugh at our own stupidity. Luckily I live next door to the sort of stupid idiot that hangs out her washing after I spent two hours cranking up the barbecue just before I throw on the chippings. At this point I don't feel I need to tell her I'm lighting the barbecue this weekend. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

06-16-2013, 08:55 AM	#2
nondescript29 Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Under a rock, MI Posts: 974 Reputation: 17698	Maybe she's hoping she's upwind from you. I appreciate my neighbors because even though they're older and watching me do whatever weird shit I do in my yard through their miniblinds, that when I'm gone they're just as vigilant and will call me if something weirdo happens at my place. __________________ It works better if you read it in a monotone.

06-16-2013, 08:59 AM	#3
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	Evens they still complain though... Could be a good new fragrance for Lenor though, that fresh smell of barbecued sausage...hmmm fresh smelling.... Its like one of my mums neighbours who used to leave her sheets on the line overnight on 5 November, then moaned when they smelt of smoke...smh some people, __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

06-16-2013, 02:13 PM	#4
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Where I lived she would have woken to find two holes cut out of her sheets for eyes. Quite possibly a cross burning on her lawn for good measure too! __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

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06-21-2013, 06:56 PM	#5
jwham Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: USA Posts: 1,007 Reputation: 23285	I like my neighbors. He is a hardworking young man so his wife mows the lawn. She does so most weekends wearing shorts and a bikini top. I can see that he is one lucky young man.