What made you happy today? - Page 19 - Rape Board

FuckingRotter · 11-24-2013, 06:37 AM

In Tesco today. One of the items I bought had a security tag on, which the pretty till girl was struggling to remove. Boobs jiggling, face going red with effort and a bit of heavy breathing, I watched. She struggled, jiggled, reddened, breathed some more. I watched some more, mostly the jiggling. Eventually, still watching mostly the jiggling I offered " 'ere, let me have a bash at those for you, girl". She went bright red, coyly folding her arms across her chest!

shysnale · 11-24-2013, 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

Who is "her"?

I wish I knew. It's always a problem with random pics

FuckingRotter · 11-24-2013, 07:12 AM

Ok, so what is the significance of "her"?

shysnale · 11-24-2013, 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

In Tesco today. One of the items I bought had a security tag on, which the pretty till girl was struggling to remove. Boobs jiggling, face going red with effort and a bit of heavy breathing, I watched. She struggled, jiggled, reddened, breathed some more. I watched some more, mostly the jiggling. Eventually, still watching mostly the jiggling I offered " 'ere, let me have a bash at those for you, girl". She went bright red, coyly folding her arms across her chest!

Nice one.

I would have film it myself

FuckingRotter · 11-24-2013, 08:20 AM

That's just fucking weird.

pervipete · 11-24-2013, 09:30 AM

Snale, that's just plain creepy...

shysnale · 11-28-2013, 04:29 AM

The appartment above mine had workers....I mean interior designer or whatever you call them, they were piercing holes in the floor and they made all kind of disturbing noises. It's over now

*happy*

shysnale · 12-01-2013, 10:41 AM

seen a good movie

shysnale · 12-02-2013, 06:39 AM

31 euro on poker star

perfectlyformed · 12-04-2013, 03:28 PM

Getting to work not long ago and the ballerina was sat in the dressing room in tears (thought of Mr Rotter)

She looks up and asks "how do you make it all look so easy? How come I try so hard and you still take home more money than me?"

Won't lie.... Felt good

x

FuckingRotter · 12-04-2013, 05:05 PM

You need to give her a taste for being a slut, little girl. It's the missing ingredient!

FuckingRotter · 12-05-2013, 07:41 AM

Bollocks to 70! They'll have to carry me off in a box to stop me working.

shysnale · 12-05-2013, 10:20 AM

The waiter in the bar, when she gave me change, she's touched my hand !!

shysnale · 12-06-2013, 12:58 PM

The Dragon Stone is in my Iphone !

I recommend everyone to buy Somedude books and have a great time with his Erotic Fantasy creations !

FuckingRotter · 12-08-2013, 08:27 AM

What is the bollocks above all about?

Anyway. Happy. Confirmation that people, generally, are total twats. Complete cunts. Obdurate arse wipes.

Getting rid of van. Bloke comes to see it today. He didn't want to test drive it first. Hands over money. Fill out registration document. Then he tried to leave without the keys! So I give him the keys. He can't start the fucking van so have to start it for him! Then he can't get it in gear! Then he can't turn the fucking steering wheel.

Stupid cunt obviously learnt to drive in a Nissan Micra or something.

Anyway, apart from the entertainment value, I'm happy for the stupid cunt because he didn't kill himself in my van on his way home. Whether he actually manages to get home without forgetting to breathe is not my problem.

Oh, as he walked away, he turned around and offered me his watch for the van. Lucky to be alive!

WickedLady · 12-19-2013, 04:40 PM

Finding some old RD friends

perfectlyformed · 12-25-2013, 09:06 AM

Naked apart from a wrapping of tinsel and christmas lights and having sex with a gentleman dressed as Santa

HoHoHo

x

FuckingRotter · 12-25-2013, 07:36 PM

Ho!

perfectlyformed · 12-30-2013, 12:38 PM

The bruises, marks, injuries and general battering

x

FuckingRotter · 12-31-2013, 02:35 AM

Somebody tripped and fell whilst out for a jog!

11-24-2013, 06:37 AM	#361
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	In Tesco today. One of the items I bought had a security tag on, which the pretty till girl was struggling to remove. Boobs jiggling, face going red with effort and a bit of heavy breathing, I watched. She struggled, jiggled, reddened, breathed some more. I watched some more, mostly the jiggling. Eventually, still watching mostly the jiggling I offered " 'ere, let me have a bash at those for you, girl". She went bright red, coyly folding her arms across her chest! __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

11-24-2013, 07:12 AM	#363
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Ok, so what is the significance of "her"? __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

11-24-2013, 08:20 AM	#365
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	That's just fucking weird. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

11-24-2013, 09:30 AM	#366
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	Snale, that's just plain creepy... __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

12-04-2013, 03:28 PM	#370
perfectlyformed Living Sextoy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London, UK Posts: 3,500 Reputation: 103987	Getting to work not long ago and the ballerina was sat in the dressing room in tears (thought of Mr Rotter) She looks up and asks "how do you make it all look so easy? How come I try so hard and you still take home more money than me?" Won't lie.... Felt good x __________________ -- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x

11-28-2013, 04:29 AM	#367
shysnale Neurotic Escargot Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Poker Table Posts: 2,754 Reputation: 13179	The appartment above mine had workers....I mean interior designer or whatever you call them, they were piercing holes in the floor and they made all kind of disturbing noises. It's over now happy

12-01-2013, 10:41 AM	#368
shysnale Neurotic Escargot Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Poker Table Posts: 2,754 Reputation: 13179	seen a good movie

12-02-2013, 06:39 AM	#369
shysnale Neurotic Escargot Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Poker Table Posts: 2,754 Reputation: 13179	31 euro on poker star

12-04-2013, 05:05 PM	#371
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	You need to give her a taste for being a slut, little girl. It's the missing ingredient! __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

12-05-2013, 07:41 AM	#372
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Bollocks to 70! They'll have to carry me off in a box to stop me working. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

12-05-2013, 10:20 AM	#373
shysnale Neurotic Escargot Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Poker Table Posts: 2,754 Reputation: 13179	The waiter in the bar, when she gave me change, she's touched my hand !! Last edited by shysnale; 12-05-2013 at 10:22 AM.

12-06-2013, 12:58 PM	#374
shysnale Neurotic Escargot Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Poker Table Posts: 2,754 Reputation: 13179	The Dragon Stone is in my Iphone ! I recommend everyone to buy Somedude books and have a great time with his Erotic Fantasy creations !

12-08-2013, 08:27 AM	#375
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	What is the bollocks above all about? Anyway. Happy. Confirmation that people, generally, are total twats. Complete cunts. Obdurate arse wipes. Getting rid of van. Bloke comes to see it today. He didn't want to test drive it first. Hands over money. Fill out registration document. Then he tried to leave without the keys! So I give him the keys. He can't start the fucking van so have to start it for him! Then he can't get it in gear! Then he can't turn the fucking steering wheel. Stupid cunt obviously learnt to drive in a Nissan Micra or something. Anyway, apart from the entertainment value, I'm happy for the stupid cunt because he didn't kill himself in my van on his way home. Whether he actually manages to get home without forgetting to breathe is not my problem. Oh, as he walked away, he turned around and offered me his watch for the van. Lucky to be alive! __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

12-19-2013, 04:40 PM	#376
WickedLady Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,506 Reputation: 17119	Finding some old RD friends

12-25-2013, 09:06 AM	#377
perfectlyformed Living Sextoy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London, UK Posts: 3,500 Reputation: 103987	Naked apart from a wrapping of tinsel and christmas lights and having sex with a gentleman dressed as Santa HoHoHo x __________________ -- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x

12-25-2013, 07:36 PM	#378
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Ho! __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

12-30-2013, 12:38 PM	#379
perfectlyformed Living Sextoy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London, UK Posts: 3,500 Reputation: 103987	The bruises, marks, injuries and general battering x __________________ -- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x

12-31-2013, 02:35 AM	#380
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Somebody tripped and fell whilst out for a jog! __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

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