What pissed you off today? - Page 18 - Rape Board

WickedLady · 05-14-2013, 05:18 AM

I lost my engagement ring yesterday.

MissyMystery · 05-14-2013, 08:02 AM

Oh no! Have you found it

WickedLady · 05-14-2013, 08:14 AM

No. Been back everywhere I was, no sign of it and nobody's handed it in anywhere.

MissyMystery · 05-14-2013, 08:32 AM

Hopefully it's just in your couch

WickedLady · 05-14-2013, 11:22 AM

Not there either.

FuckingRotter · 05-14-2013, 11:42 AM

I reckon one of the little people had it.

LEONIDOS · 05-14-2013, 11:52 AM

by the kitchen sink where you took it off to do the dishes as is your womanly duties

WickedLady · 05-14-2013, 11:55 AM

I shook down all the little people, none of them had it. Not there either Leo.

menace · 05-14-2013, 01:36 PM

Do you have commitment issues?

WickedLady · 05-14-2013, 01:38 PM

Is that a proposal?

menace · 05-14-2013, 01:42 PM

Hell no! I want to shag you, not marry you!

WickedLady · 05-14-2013, 01:48 PM

Well tough, I'm Irish so obviously I'm all Catholicy and virginy and have that whole no sex before marriage stuff going on.

menace · 05-14-2013, 01:55 PM

Virgin catholic? That's a first!

WickedLady · 05-14-2013, 01:59 PM

For you or for me?

menace · 05-14-2013, 02:02 PM

My dear, I've never met a virgin catholic girl of breeding age, and I was born in a catholic country. So I'm quite certain it is not a first for you

WickedLady · 05-14-2013, 02:06 PM

Is that a yes or a no then?

menace · 05-14-2013, 02:11 PM

You may say no, but yes it will be

WickedLady · 05-14-2013, 02:20 PM

So now you're proposing?

menace · 05-14-2013, 02:22 PM

No, I'm advancing.

WickedLady · 05-14-2013, 02:35 PM

Towards the altar?

05-14-2013, 11:42 AM	#346
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	I reckon one of the little people had it. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

05-14-2013, 01:36 PM	#349
menace Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Who knows? Posts: 2,436 Reputation: 26964	Do you have commitment issues? __________________ Try and stop me

05-14-2013, 01:42 PM	#351
menace Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Who knows? Posts: 2,436 Reputation: 26964	Hell no! I want to shag you, not marry you! __________________ Try and stop me

05-14-2013, 01:55 PM	#353
menace Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Who knows? Posts: 2,436 Reputation: 26964	Virgin catholic? That's a first! __________________ Try and stop me Last edited by menace; 05-14-2013 at 01:58 PM.

05-14-2013, 02:02 PM	#355
menace Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Who knows? Posts: 2,436 Reputation: 26964	My dear, I've never met a virgin catholic girl of breeding age, and I was born in a catholic country. So I'm quite certain it is not a first for you __________________ Try and stop me

05-14-2013, 05:18 AM	#341
WickedLady Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,506 Reputation: 17119	I lost my engagement ring yesterday.

05-14-2013, 08:02 AM	#342
MissyMystery Member Join Date: May 2013 Location: Washington State Posts: 65 Reputation: 1709	Oh no! Have you found it

05-14-2013, 08:14 AM	#343
WickedLady Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,506 Reputation: 17119	No. Been back everywhere I was, no sign of it and nobody's handed it in anywhere.

05-14-2013, 08:32 AM	#344
MissyMystery Member Join Date: May 2013 Location: Washington State Posts: 65 Reputation: 1709	Hopefully it's just in your couch

05-14-2013, 11:22 AM	#345
WickedLady Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,506 Reputation: 17119	Not there either.

05-14-2013, 11:52 AM	#347
LEONIDOS Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 145 Reputation: 5383	by the kitchen sink where you took it off to do the dishes as is your womanly duties

05-14-2013, 11:55 AM	#348
WickedLady Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,506 Reputation: 17119	I shook down all the little people, none of them had it. Not there either Leo.

05-14-2013, 01:38 PM	#350
WickedLady Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,506 Reputation: 17119	Is that a proposal?

05-14-2013, 01:48 PM	#352
WickedLady Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,506 Reputation: 17119	Well tough, I'm Irish so obviously I'm all Catholicy and virginy and have that whole no sex before marriage stuff going on.

05-14-2013, 01:59 PM	#354
WickedLady Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,506 Reputation: 17119	For you or for me?

05-14-2013, 02:06 PM	#356
WickedLady Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,506 Reputation: 17119	Is that a yes or a no then?

05-14-2013, 02:11 PM	#357
menace Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Who knows? Posts: 2,436 Reputation: 26964	You may say no, but yes it will be __________________ Try and stop me

05-14-2013, 02:20 PM	#358
WickedLady Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,506 Reputation: 17119	So now you're proposing?

05-14-2013, 02:22 PM	#359
menace Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Who knows? Posts: 2,436 Reputation: 26964	No, I'm advancing. __________________ Try and stop me

05-14-2013, 02:35 PM	#360
WickedLady Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,506 Reputation: 17119	Towards the altar?