Billy Mays Dead! - Rape Board

sindyloo · 06-28-2009, 12:36 PM

No more pitches for Americas pitch man Billy Mays was found dead in his home. No results of cause of death yet. He was only 50.

RapeU · 06-28-2009, 01:04 PM

Fifty? No way, the dude looks to be in his late 20's and early 30's!

EvilJ · 06-28-2009, 01:08 PM

Well his hair always looked died jet black to me, but this is weird. They're dropping like flies.

z0di4c · 06-28-2009, 01:08 PM

I had to google him. Never heard of Billy Mays over here. Anyway 50 is way too young to die. I wish his family and loved ones all the strength they need in these difficult times.

pervipete · 06-28-2009, 01:15 PM

Do you know, I thought pitchman was something to do with Base Ball.

Anyway, my condolences to his family

somedude · 06-28-2009, 02:41 PM

I remember seeing Billy Mays hocking products at the county fair when I was a kid. That guy could sell icecubes to Eskimoes!

dashrendar44 · 06-28-2009, 04:45 PM

this is honestly sadder than MJ dying

Dollface · 06-28-2009, 05:16 PM

Somehow, someway, the Sham-wow guy had something to do with this.

dashrendar44 · 06-28-2009, 05:21 PM

fuck vince! no one loves his nuts and the shamwow sucks, zorbeez ftw!

but seriously, its looking like he died because something hit him in the head the day before and there was a hemmorage or something.

06-28-2009, 12:36 PM	#1
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06-28-2009, 01:04 PM	#2
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EvilJ Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The land of La-LA Posts: 300 Reputation: 11490	Well his hair always looked died jet black to me, but this is weird. They're dropping like flies. __________________ If you eat her pussy at any point, you have gone from "rapist" to "date". Get in the other line.

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z0di4c Your Movie Library Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,393 Reputation: 39259	I had to google him. Never heard of Billy Mays over here. Anyway 50 is way too young to die. I wish his family and loved ones all the strength they need in these difficult times. __________________ z0di4c's Mainstream RAPE Videos Over 1700 clips for your pleasure You found a dead link in my posts? PM me or reply in my thread! They'll be replaced You like a post, don't be shy to thank the person posting it

06-28-2009, 01:15 PM	#5
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somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	I remember seeing Billy Mays hocking products at the county fair when I was a kid. That guy could sell icecubes to Eskimoes! __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

06-28-2009, 04:45 PM	#7
dashrendar44 Kamina Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Deep In The African Jungles Of China Posts: 2,733 Reputation: 12819	this is honestly sadder than MJ dying __________________ "Go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb!" ~ Kamina, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann "I've been thinking with my gut since I was 14, and I've come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains." ~ Rob Gordon, High Fidelity "All men are potential rapists. ALL MEN. Even the pope!" ~ Shirley Valentine "When you're pushed, killing's as easy as breathing." ~ John Rambo, Rambo IV "I don't think I'm easy to talk about. I've got a very irregular head. And I'm not anything that you think I am anyway." ~ Syd Barrett, Rolling Stone, December 1971

06-28-2009, 05:16 PM	#8
Dollface Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 370 Reputation: 12223	Somehow, someway, the Sham-wow guy had something to do with this.

06-28-2009, 05:21 PM	#9
dashrendar44 Kamina Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Deep In The African Jungles Of China Posts: 2,733 Reputation: 12819	fuck vince! no one loves his nuts and the shamwow sucks, zorbeez ftw! but seriously, its looking like he died because something hit him in the head the day before and there was a hemmorage or something. __________________ "Go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb!" ~ Kamina, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann "I've been thinking with my gut since I was 14, and I've come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains." ~ Rob Gordon, High Fidelity "All men are potential rapists. ALL MEN. Even the pope!" ~ Shirley Valentine "When you're pushed, killing's as easy as breathing." ~ John Rambo, Rambo IV "I don't think I'm easy to talk about. I've got a very irregular head. And I'm not anything that you think I am anyway." ~ Syd Barrett, Rolling Stone, December 1971

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