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BTN · 04-25-2009, 01:34 PM

I've always considered a kebab to be a roll of the dice more than anything else. God I love them but a couple of hours after eating one you could well be shitting through the eye of a needle

sparks · 04-25-2009, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by BTN

I've always considered a kebab to be a roll of the dice more than anything else. God I love them but a couple of hours after eating one you could well be shitting through the eye of a needle

LOL +rep still grinning thanks

FuckingRotter · 04-25-2009, 02:12 PM

Lucy, you just about made my point for me.

A kebab is a boys night out on the pull, 10 pints of lager, a fight, puking on your shirt, shagging a complete stranger and waking up with a donner kebab in bed next to you.

A pizza is a girls night in, the latest Hugh Grant DVD, sharing a bottle of Zinfadel and a Ham and pineapple pizza (ham and fucking pineapple?) and waking up feeling ever so slightly hungover.

A kebab is an early grave, a pizza is an early night!

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Originally Posted by Lucy.

Is this question about the food? Or who would win out of delivery drivers?

The guy who brings me Pizza is hot, and he has a good body. I'm sure he could take care of himself.

The Turkish man in the local kebab shop looks fat and old.

So the Pizza would win. And as for the food? Pizza too

Doner Kebab is more something guys eat after beer I think. I tried one once and wasn't impressed.

sindyloo · 04-25-2009, 02:17 PM

Yea freaking Kebabs will kill your ass unless your tough!?

Poor Leonidas was munching on one when they snuck up behind him?!

True Pizza is a comfort food for Girls and Only Real Men eat Kebabs or spotted dick or blood pudding.....yuckkkk

sparks · 04-25-2009, 02:18 PM

dang I didnt know you was a scholor

Zinfadel

and edicated two

LOL I dont drink wine anymore it hurts

sindyloo · 04-25-2009, 02:24 PM

Yea love the Greeks and Athena!

Wine gives ya a big ass headache...

Here have some of this its much better!

pervipete · 04-25-2009, 02:32 PM

I can't stand either of them

sparks · 04-25-2009, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by sindyloo

Yea love the Greeks and Athena!

Wine gives ya a big ass headache...

Here have some of this its much better!

Oh the L word sounds like a date Sindy

lol

wine and liquor makes you sicker or something like that

snarkopo · 04-25-2009, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Conrad

Toad in the hole is awesome, it's a yorkshire pudding with sausages in it, add some nice gravy and hey presto.

That looks about as good as a dead cat in pie crust.

Conrad · 04-25-2009, 03:52 PM

Lol different strokes for different folks I guess. I look and think it looks tasty but then I love yorkshire pudding so. I will admit it does look a little strange to the uninitiated. I think it's one of those dishes that was born from having to make meals with very little food back when most working class people didn't have much money.

Sparks, yes a meat thing, it's a savory dish

sindyloo · 04-25-2009, 03:58 PM

So...would you like some fries/crisps with this dish??

HRH1948 · 04-25-2009, 05:09 PM

The best kabob that I've had was in Kazakhstan. They call it shashlyk. It consists of beef or lamb braised over the smoking limbs of a saxaul tree.

I've never had a pizza that could match it.

MARADONA · 04-25-2009, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by HRH1948

The best kabob that I've had was in Kazakhstan. They call it shashlyk. It consists of beef or lamb braised over the smoking limbs of a saxaul tree.

I've never had a pizza that could match it.

This is interesting...probably you should go to eat a pizza with me my friend...but i'm imterested to try this shashlyk!

You have to know that even if i'm italian i like to taste every kind of food...and yes i think you have great tastes...

so now i will like to try this one too...if i have to be honest it seems to be more good then the sausages with the toad.

FuckingRotter · 04-26-2009, 03:30 AM

But we only use the finest young toads from the smelliest bogs in our cooking....

Hailo · 04-26-2009, 12:30 PM

Pizza please

*places napkin on my lap and awaits cheese and tomato pizza*

FuckingRotter · 04-26-2009, 12:36 PM

See? Pizza, girls.

I do know little miss Rotter likes kebabs too though.

Lucy. · 04-26-2009, 12:37 PM

Whats wrong with Ham and Pineapple? Or cheese and Tomato? Or chicken and mushroom?

You are right though, its a male-female thing. Guys tend to put 10 toppings on a pizza because somehow they think it will taste better. Then they pour barbeque sauce or something over the top and completely miss the point in having 10 toppings.

Those kebabs on a stick look nice, but the doner kebab, its haha, look at it. So much grease and fat.

Toad in the hole is lovely Conrad

Very nice. Although Corned beef on Yorkshire is better in my opinion.

FuckingRotter · 04-26-2009, 12:40 PM

They're skewers Lucy. I can do good works with skewers.

MARADONA · 04-26-2009, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by newland11

Pizza forever!!!

Kebab?I tried it more times in more places and

Nothing is like pizza...So many types!
You can put on everything you want!Deeeelicioussss!

Yes Maradona,you can find the best pizza in Naples but here and there you can find it good in north too

Btw,are you talking about Greek kebab or about kyros?

I know what you said...but you should come with me and try few "kebabbari" i know...Milan is big....

Yes i do like the gyros/kyros...but more the kebab...and yes i was just talking of it.

MARADONA · 04-27-2009, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by newland11

We call kebabbari "sporchi" (dirty) because they keep closing their shops because they fail the sanitary condition test

There are nice stories finished on the first page of newspapers that make me

I just hope in Mi they're cleaner

OK just come to Milan and i will show you what i'm talking about...do you have a problem?

04-25-2009, 01:34 PM	#21
BTN Admiral Adama Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Galactica CIC Posts: 1,018 Reputation: 45123	I've always considered a kebab to be a roll of the dice more than anything else. God I love them but a couple of hours after eating one you could well be shitting through the eye of a needle __________________ So say we all

04-25-2009, 02:17 PM	#24
sindyloo Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,178 Reputation: 34844	Yea freaking Kebabs will kill your ass unless your tough!? Poor Leonidas was munching on one when they snuck up behind him?! True Pizza is a comfort food for Girls and Only Real Men eat Kebabs or spotted dick or blood pudding.....yuckkkk __________________ Tommy Loy, the cabin boy, The dirty little nipper, He filled his ass With broken glass And cirumcized the skipper!

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sindyloo Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,178 Reputation: 34844	Yea love the Greeks and Athena! Wine gives ya a big ass headache... Here have some of this its much better! __________________ Tommy Loy, the cabin boy, The dirty little nipper, He filled his ass With broken glass And cirumcized the skipper! Last edited by sindyloo; 11-04-2009 at 04:19 PM.

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04-25-2009, 03:58 PM	#31
sindyloo Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,178 Reputation: 34844	So...would you like some fries/crisps with this dish?? __________________ Tommy Loy, the cabin boy, The dirty little nipper, He filled his ass With broken glass And cirumcized the skipper! Last edited by sindyloo; 11-04-2009 at 04:19 PM.

04-25-2009, 02:18 PM	#25
sparks Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Saturns rings Posts: 496 Reputation: 17352	dang I didnt know you was a scholor Zinfadel and edicated two LOL I dont drink wine anymore it hurts

04-25-2009, 03:52 PM	#30
Conrad RB's Biggest Loser Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 895 Reputation: 20387	Lol different strokes for different folks I guess. I look and think it looks tasty but then I love yorkshire pudding so. I will admit it does look a little strange to the uninitiated. I think it's one of those dishes that was born from having to make meals with very little food back when most working class people didn't have much money. Sparks, yes a meat thing, it's a savory dish

04-25-2009, 05:09 PM	#32
HRH1948 Texan by the grace of God Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Republic of Texas Posts: 1,351 Reputation: 133346	The best kabob that I've had was in Kazakhstan. They call it shashlyk. It consists of beef or lamb braised over the smoking limbs of a saxaul tree. I've never had a pizza that could match it.

04-26-2009, 03:30 AM	#34
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	But we only use the finest young toads from the smelliest bogs in our cooking.... __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

04-26-2009, 12:30 PM	#35
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04-26-2009, 12:36 PM	#36
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	See? Pizza, girls. I do know little miss Rotter likes kebabs too though. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

04-26-2009, 12:37 PM	#37
Lucy. Banned Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: In a warzone? Posts: 634 Reputation: 21842	Whats wrong with Ham and Pineapple? Or cheese and Tomato? Or chicken and mushroom? You are right though, its a male-female thing. Guys tend to put 10 toppings on a pizza because somehow they think it will taste better. Then they pour barbeque sauce or something over the top and completely miss the point in having 10 toppings. Those kebabs on a stick look nice, but the doner kebab, its haha, look at it. So much grease and fat. Toad in the hole is lovely Conrad Very nice. Although Corned beef on Yorkshire is better in my opinion.

04-26-2009, 12:40 PM	#38
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	They're skewers Lucy. I can do good works with skewers. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.