The wrong bar (KKM & bob209)

[bob209]

When you walked into the bar dressed in a short skirt and white blouse with a man’s black tie I know you were in the wrong place. As your high heels clicked on the wooden floor when you walked to the bar everyone in the place was having their own ideas as to what they would do to you.
Standing next to me I heard you ask the bartender were 156 N Lee street was he just laughed at you and said it would by right next store if you were on the north side of town but you’re at 154 S Lee street.
Do you have a phone I have to call a cab I’m supposed to be at an interview in ten minutes for a job?
I’m new in town and really need this job my landlord already told me If I can’t pay my rent by next week don’t bother to come back because my things will be in the street.
Sam the bartender was a friend of mine he told the young lady that he was just about to close the bar but maybe I could help a lady in distress. He winked at me. And I said sure I’d be glad to help her out. My car is in the back come with me and I’ll have you across town in on time Miss? She said her name was Kim, Kim Johnson. I lead her toward the back of the bar as Sam was locking the front door. The only other people in the bar were two old biker friends of mine and Sam’s.
Just as I got to the door Sam called bob it’s you girlfriend on the phone for you she said she has some things she wants you to get her on the way home. Excuse me Kim I’ll be right with you I said as I walked back Towards Sam he handed me the phone and whispered it’s only the weather report say whatever you want. I think it’s time we had some fun with this young lady don’t you.