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07-27-2013, 06:48 AM | #1 |
Neurotic Escargot
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I fucking hate the beach
I was going for a coffee this morning and bumped in two friends. They took me to this lake with a beach. I fucking hate the beach. The sand sticking to your feet, all these people naked.........it's just GROSS. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying it's gross because they are ugly I say something bugs the shit out of me in this situation....so weird...I can't explain..... am I the only one on the board having a problem with the beach ?
The only nice thing was that we met two people from uk. They said they were from some place 1 hour north from London.....Luton or something...i was happy to speack English, (my fav language). They said they like to come here for holyday and they would come more often if they had more money. I said 'i thought you had this lovely place in England southern coast called Brighton ?' They said no Brighton sucks. |
07-27-2013, 07:23 AM | #2 |
The Fist of Fury.
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Brighton is right up its own arse. There are plenty of good seaside towns though.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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07-27-2013, 07:32 AM | #3 |
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I love the beach.
When it isn't filled with ridiculous people and screaming unsupervised children. Even in the winter it's lovely.
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07-27-2013, 10:21 AM | #4 |
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07-27-2013, 10:22 AM | #5 |
The Fist of Fury.
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No, full of wankers.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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07-27-2013, 11:27 AM | #6 |
Living Sextoy
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Couple of naturist beaches nearby though..... I've been told.
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07-27-2013, 12:41 PM | #7 |
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How can you hate the beach?
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07-27-2013, 12:42 PM | #8 |
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I hate the beach as well but it has nothing to do with sea and sand. Acres of bright red flesh slowly roasting, screaming kids, family picnics with each member of the family on their smartphone texting about how much family picnics suck.
Luckily here in northern California there are hundreds miles of shoreline which is not only beautiful but also largely devoid of people. It seems everyone else crowds into a few places to see and be seen, which suits me down to the ground. A dog is the only company I want when I head to the shore - and the dog is optional.
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07-27-2013, 12:45 PM | #9 | |
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Beaches are good perving territory though...
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07-27-2013, 02:11 PM | #10 | |
It's been fun
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06-28-2014, 03:30 AM | #11 |
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Haha they only get three sunny days per year the rest OV their sunshine is generated through the fuse box in the cupboard!!!
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12-01-2016, 04:35 AM | #12 |
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I personally love Beaches and especially topless beaches...
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12-01-2016, 07:40 PM | #13 |
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Me too, though it's a pain getting all the fucking sand out of his coat later. The last time I was at the beach with the dog, some do-gooder bitch handed me a leaflet about the benefits of having dogs neutered. I was speechless at this insult and I just stared at the woman and her four kids. She informed me about more neutered dogs means less unwanted mongrels later. She could talk, I mean she had a face like a fucking Pit Bull. A Pit Bull with four mongrel brats just as ugly as herself. What a fucking nerve she had talking about unwanted mongrels when she puked out four of her own and inflicted them on the world.
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05-18-2017, 09:38 AM | #14 |
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Beach weather is here again. Although I've never actually understood why anyone would go sit in the sand when the temperature is around 94F (That's about 34C for you folks with a sensible temp. Measuring system). But the fucking family wants to go and being the peaceful type that I am, I drag my self to the shore. But like Pete said in this thread a long time ago, the beach is great "perking" territory. Happy summer to all even though it doesn't start officially for about a month.
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05-19-2017, 07:57 PM | #15 |
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When I was younger we used to have an annual trip to the beach, large multi family gathering. I'd make one trip to the beach, have the obligatory game of catch and dips in the ocean with the nieces and nephews.
This was my schedule for the rest of the trip Wake up late, 9 to 10 Coffee Walk to favorite waterside dive Hearty breakfast washed down with multiple Bloody Mary Fish off the dock until about 3:00 p Return to bar for lunch Sleep until everyone comes back from the beach Eat dinner, drink a bit more, go to bed. Repeat until vacation is over |
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