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01-14-2011, 09:37 PM | #1 |
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Limericks
Anyone interested in participating in a 'Limerick' thread?
I'll start off with:- A lesbian from Khartoum took a gay man up to her room And they argued all night As to who had the right To do what, and what with And to whom.
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01-14-2011, 10:01 PM | #2 |
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: The 3rd stone
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There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who's cock was so long he could suck it, He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it!" I know its an oldie.
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01-15-2011, 09:40 AM | #3 |
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: USA
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There once was a young man named Cass
Whose balls were made of spun glass He'd clang them together And play "Stormy Weather" While lightning shot out of his ass |
01-16-2011, 11:47 PM | #4 |
It's been fun
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There once was a girl from Rabat
Who had 3 kids named mat pat and tat It was fun in the making but hell in the raising when she found she had no tit for tat
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01-23-2011, 06:42 AM | #5 |
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Join Date: Jan 2011
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When fucked, a young girl from Montrose
Seemed always to curl up her toes. Her lover asked why And she said, "You should try To remember that I'm wearing hose." |
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