What pissed you off today?

[Hold_me_down]

^^ see? I've got the right people on my side, ladies- I mean, er, fellas.

[nondescript29]

Icing on the shit cake that was my week: I started my period six days early.

At least now the crazy goes away.




*waits*

[Hold_me_down]

Fuck you, menstruation!!!!!!!!!

[perfectlyformed]

Caught some virus or another. Faver and achey so too sick to work. £30 fine and missing out on saturday night

x

[FuckingRotter]

A poorlyformed! Ripe for the taking.

[perfectlyformed]

Recovering nicley teapot obsessed old man

x

[FuckingRotter]

Yes, until I get my fists on you.

[perfectlyformed]

yeah yeah yeah, heard that before and walked away afterwards

x

[nondescript29]

I read something today that upset me to the point of needing to think about it for a while before I react. Nothing personal necessarily. But something I can't decide whether or not I should take personally.


More later.

[WickedLady]

Wanna hug?

[nondescript29]

Nah it isn't all like that. Also I'm no really a physical contact kind of person, though I do appreciate the offer.

But no, it was kind of regarding this:

10 Reasons Why You Should Never Date A Tall Girl

Everyone is on the prowl for that tall damsel who is the center of attention everywhere she goes. No matter what venue or vacation spot, others cannot help but stare at the tall beauty by your side. You are literally the man — and everyone wants to be like you. However they do not truly understand the struggles of dating a tall woman.

When you have the tallest chick in the area, it is obviously an attention grabber, but dating a tall woman can be quite the burden. Now I’m not talking about your average ‘tall’ woman, when I say tall, I mean a woman who is 6’1”plus…without heels. Now that’s tall!

Here are the 10 reasons why you shouldn’t date a tall girl.

Because you’re the little spoon.


No man wants to cuddle with a beast. We all love to hold that girl between our arms after some good sex, but it’s kind of hard when your girl is twice the size of you. No matter what magic trick you pulled off to have sex with this tall woman, there is no way that cuddling with her is fun or enjoyable. Most of the time you’re just going to end up on the inside of the spoon.

Hand jobs from her are the most emasculating thing.


Monster hands are scary. Especially on a woman who is about to jerk you off. Once she puts her hands on your penis, it almost makes your johnson look nonexistent. Your penis looking like a mini egg roll in her palms can’t be good for anyone’s self esteem. It is almost frightening to have a big woman jerk you off — for fear that she may somehow break your penis.

6’5” in heels is never a good look for anyone.


You know she’s too tall when she can go out in just flats and still be taller than all the girls wearing heels. This is a no no. It’s not even fun buying her heels because you just feel like you are setting yourself up for disaster. It’s not cute when your girl wears heels and she looks tall enough to be center for the New York Knicks.

Because in every photo she has to bend down to your level.


Taking photos next to a tall girl isn’t fun. There will be plenty of occasions in your courtship where you will be required to take photos. Either you need to be on a higher platform or she needs to slouch down to get on your level. This leads to a lot of awkward photos. If in every photo she is slouching down and looking weird, then there is a problem — and the problem is that she is too damn tall.

Even flirting requires a step stool.


Okay, so you bought her a drink and now you want to actually spit some game. Well you should’ve reconsidered because whispering in her ear is impossible. Now you’re stuck trying to talk to her because you already spent money on the drink. Standing on your tippy toes all night long, trying to have a conversation, is not sexy. Now you’re out of luck. On top of that, it looks comical if every time she speaks to you, she has to hunch down to your level.

No one likes ass in their solar plexus while dancing.


After a few drinks and a few conversations, there always comes that time when you’re drunk enough to bust a move on the dance floor. However dancing with tall chicks is annoying. Instead of getting a good booty grind, you will spend much of the time getting acquainted with the back of her knees while her butt is rubbing up against your chest. At least you will get an A for effort, but in the long run that sh*t isn’t fun. Who wants to dance with a set of knees anyway?

When kissing her goodbye, there is a good chance you get collar bone.


You have been dancing with her for some time now and things are slowly starting to heat up. You must make your move. You know there are not platforms around you and she’s not going to just kneel down and kiss you. So with all your might you stretch to try and touch those sweet beautiful lips and all of a sudden you realize the highest you can get is her collar bone. Not so great. While you’re busy kissing her collar bone, she is making out with the top of your head. Nothing like a make out session with a tall girl.

Reaching her hair during doggy style is almost impossible.


If you can’t reach her hair and pull on it while giving her doggy, then there is an issue. If this occurs when you are having sex then you know that this girl is too tall for you. What can you do? We all like to get a little rachet when it comes to the bedroom and what woman doesn’t like to have her hair pulled? In a way it kind of defeats the whole purpose of doing it doggy. If she needs extensions just for her hair to be long enough for you to pull it during sex, then she’s too tall.

Because looking like a referee during missionary position is a no go.


On top of doggy problems, you’ll look like an NFL referee while in the missionary position. There is no reason your arms should be flailing in the air like a goal line referee as you try to secure her ankles and give her the business. Just know when to cut your losses. Finish up and try not to have this experience repeat.

You know what they say about women with big feet…massive vaginas.


Article by Eddie Cuffin
Eddie Cuffin likes to stir up controversy. He is the persona of a man who gets the people talking, with his cynical and satirical take on New York City and American culture.

As someone who in the past has had no qualms with an exceptionally dry delivery of "Yeah, I'm sorry YOU aren't a man-height" or an equivalent, this article made me want to laugh as well as break some idiot's nose. ... They have since cancelled each other out.

[FuckingRotter]

Halloween. Brats screaming at their parents in the street. Once a year it suddenly becomes acceptable, almost compulsory even, for parents to take their brats begging.

[rough_you_up]

^ haha thats funny

Only thing that pissed me off was tiny drops of hot oil spitting out of my frying pan and onto my bare skin...ouch!

[FuckingRotter]

What's fucking funny about it? The parents should be hung by their genitals.

[shysnale]

Originally Posted by nondescript29

Nah it isn't all like that. Also I'm no really a physical contact kind of person, though I do appreciate the offer.

But no, it was kind of regarding this:

10 Reasons Why You Should Never Date A Tall Girl

Everyone is on the prowl for that tall damsel who is the center of attention everywhere she goes. No matter what venue or vacation spot, others cannot help but stare at the tall beauty by your side. You are literally the man — and everyone wants to be like you. However they do not truly understand the struggles of dating a tall woman.

When you have the tallest chick in the area, it is obviously an attention grabber, but dating a tall woman can be quite the burden. Now I’m not talking about your average ‘tall’ woman, when I say tall, I mean a woman who is 6’1”plus…without heels. Now that’s tall!

Here are the 10 reasons why you shouldn’t date a tall girl.

Because you’re the little spoon.


No man wants to cuddle with a beast. We all love to hold that girl between our arms after some good sex, but it’s kind of hard when your girl is twice the size of you. No matter what magic trick you pulled off to have sex with this tall woman, there is no way that cuddling with her is fun or enjoyable. Most of the time you’re just going to end up on the inside of the spoon.

Hand jobs from her are the most emasculating thing.


Monster hands are scary. Especially on a woman who is about to jerk you off. Once she puts her hands on your penis, it almost makes your johnson look nonexistent. Your penis looking like a mini egg roll in her palms can’t be good for anyone’s self esteem. It is almost frightening to have a big woman jerk you off — for fear that she may somehow break your penis.

6’5” in heels is never a good look for anyone.


You know she’s too tall when she can go out in just flats and still be taller than all the girls wearing heels. This is a no no. It’s not even fun buying her heels because you just feel like you are setting yourself up for disaster. It’s not cute when your girl wears heels and she looks tall enough to be center for the New York Knicks.

Because in every photo she has to bend down to your level.


Taking photos next to a tall girl isn’t fun. There will be plenty of occasions in your courtship where you will be required to take photos. Either you need to be on a higher platform or she needs to slouch down to get on your level. This leads to a lot of awkward photos. If in every photo she is slouching down and looking weird, then there is a problem — and the problem is that she is too damn tall.

Even flirting requires a step stool.


Okay, so you bought her a drink and now you want to actually spit some game. Well you should’ve reconsidered because whispering in her ear is impossible. Now you’re stuck trying to talk to her because you already spent money on the drink. Standing on your tippy toes all night long, trying to have a conversation, is not sexy. Now you’re out of luck. On top of that, it looks comical if every time she speaks to you, she has to hunch down to your level.

No one likes ass in their solar plexus while dancing.


After a few drinks and a few conversations, there always comes that time when you’re drunk enough to bust a move on the dance floor. However dancing with tall chicks is annoying. Instead of getting a good booty grind, you will spend much of the time getting acquainted with the back of her knees while her butt is rubbing up against your chest. At least you will get an A for effort, but in the long run that sh*t isn’t fun. Who wants to dance with a set of knees anyway?

When kissing her goodbye, there is a good chance you get collar bone.


You have been dancing with her for some time now and things are slowly starting to heat up. You must make your move. You know there are not platforms around you and she’s not going to just kneel down and kiss you. So with all your might you stretch to try and touch those sweet beautiful lips and all of a sudden you realize the highest you can get is her collar bone. Not so great. While you’re busy kissing her collar bone, she is making out with the top of your head. Nothing like a make out session with a tall girl.

Reaching her hair during doggy style is almost impossible.


If you can’t reach her hair and pull on it while giving her doggy, then there is an issue. If this occurs when you are having sex then you know that this girl is too tall for you. What can you do? We all like to get a little rachet when it comes to the bedroom and what woman doesn’t like to have her hair pulled? In a way it kind of defeats the whole purpose of doing it doggy. If she needs extensions just for her hair to be long enough for you to pull it during sex, then she’s too tall.

Because looking like a referee during missionary position is a no go.


On top of doggy problems, you’ll look like an NFL referee while in the missionary position. There is no reason your arms should be flailing in the air like a goal line referee as you try to secure her ankles and give her the business. Just know when to cut your losses. Finish up and try not to have this experience repeat.

You know what they say about women with big feet…massive vaginas.


Article by Eddie Cuffin
Eddie Cuffin likes to stir up controversy. He is the persona of a man who gets the people talking, with his cynical and satirical take on New York City and American culture.

As someone who in the past has had no qualms with an exceptionally dry delivery of "Yeah, I'm sorry YOU aren't a man-height" or an equivalent, this article made me want to laugh as well as break some idiot's nose. ... They have since cancelled each other out.

don't worry, there's a lot of tall guys out there

[nondescript29]

... Mmm. I apologize if I came across as fishing for a person to tell me this, because I was not.

If a man isn't enough of a man to deal with me, I don't particularly want him anyway. Whether it's to hush my brain or overpower me physically. His height isn't necessarily a factor. It simply strikes me that men are insecure in general. And especially insecure when outmanned by a female.

[Sierra]

Originally Posted by nondescript29

If a man isn't enough of a man to deal with me, I don't particularly want him anyway..

I can't argue with that. The bitchiest I have ever been was when I was with a "nice guy". Something about a weak man just brings out the worst in me, and I don't like me at all at those times.

I don't look upon the whole thing a competition and I certainly don't want some asshole who think he's always in charge, but it says something about me that I never submit - even in the bedroom. I prefer rapists to doms any day of the week.

[FuckingRotter]

At this point I'm going to hazard a differentiation. A dom thinks he's entitled to what a rapist is prepared to just help himself to?

[nondescript29]

Originally Posted by Sierra

I can't argue with that. The bitchiest I have ever been was when I was with a "nice guy". Something about a weak man just brings out the worst in me, and I don't like me at all at those times.

I'm the same.

Originally Posted by Sierra

I don't look upon the whole thing a competition and I certainly don't want some asshole who think he's always in charge, but it says something about me that I never submit - even in the bedroom. I prefer rapists to doms any day of the week.

I've discussed this with a couple close friends. I think even when (IF, rather) confronted with a dominant male I'll always continue to undermine him if he'll let me. Though I do continue to want that. ... I suppose I just need someone to stay one step ahead. A person I can respect, who can also see when my brain starts to twist onto itself. Though I don't mean to imply that I'd purposely shirk responsibility for my own actions. ... I was going somewhere better with that but it's gone now.

..... And, hopefully, that someone doesn't have an issue with tall broads.

[Sierra]

Originally Posted by nondescript29

I've discussed this with a couple close friends. I think even when (IF, rather) confronted with a dominant male I'll always continue to undermine him if he'll let me. Though I do continue to want that. ...

*grins* It's called "subbing from the top".

I think I have been soured by all the posers who call themselves "dominants". I can honestly say that I have only met ONE man who fits that description and he doesn't brag about it. He just IS. All the others have been small-minded little bullies who just want to prove how tough they are because they can dominate a submissive woman. Fuck that. They can never dominate me because I will do exactly what you said above - undermine him in every possible way until he is shrill with rage. Then I walk away laughing and he likely is so shaken he can't get it up for a month.

No, I prefer the man whose fantasy does not require my willing submission. He, at least, would be honest (with me and with himself) about what he wants and why.

Give me a fantasy rapist every time.