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03-15-2008, 04:01 PM | #1 |
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best rape ever
Hi, I'm George Zimmer, President And Ceo Of The Men's Wearhouse. I Was Taking An Evening Stroll Down The Street And Saw Your Mother Walking Towards Me. My Beef Hammer Called For Sweet Relief And Strained Against The Zipper Of My Pants. I Could Not Take This Punishment Any Longer. So I Swung My Monolithic Man Meat That God Pestowed Upon Me And Knocked Her Into A Dumpster In A Nearby Alley. I Then Proceeded To Ram My Extra Large Man Salami Into Her Tight Hole. Her Unwilling Moist Lips Could Not Take The Punishment My Thirty Pound Magilla Gorilla Did Upon Her. After Shooting My Special Blend Of Polonious Nut Napalm Flavored Butter, I Used My Extra Large Wrecking Balls To Smash A Hole Into The Wall Of A Building And Escaped Into The Night. I Garuntee It.
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03-15-2008, 07:05 PM | #2 |
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Then what happened?
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03-16-2008, 01:03 AM | #3 |
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um....wh... whothe... what in the he..... So look.. I realize that companies are always looking for the next best way to advertise and all.... but is this really the best idea LOL
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03-16-2008, 01:16 AM | #4 |
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LOL .... Ragman...Dude... If you think this is George Zimmer, I have a bridge in Arizona I'll sell ya.
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03-16-2008, 01:43 AM | #5 |
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Thats some of the funniest shit I have read in a long time... rofl...
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03-17-2008, 12:04 PM | #6 |
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wardrobe malfunction!
Strangest "wardrobe malfunction" I've seen since Janet Jackson!
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03-17-2008, 12:09 PM | #7 |
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I just had the overwhelming need to say:
Huh?
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03-18-2008, 09:00 PM | #8 | |
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03-19-2008, 12:15 AM | #9 |
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Oh that is some hilarious shit. I mean, look at it, this guy put the picture in the avatar and everything. Haha!! oh shit, George Zimmer is that man "you're going to like the way you look"
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04-02-2008, 04:33 AM | #10 | |
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Quote:
You're nuts...
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04-02-2008, 05:10 AM | #11 |
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Poetic genius.
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"I don't know what you've done to me But I know this much is true I want to do bad things with you..." - True Blood themesong "So hungry For the one understanding Looking for a token Of blood or tenderness..." - Suzanne Vega Anal rapists are fucking assholes.
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04-03-2008, 04:33 AM | #12 |
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*blinks*
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04-03-2008, 07:34 AM | #13 |
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... so they sell salami costumes? Heh. WEAR. GAH.
Those capitals would hurt my brain to write. |
04-03-2008, 09:10 AM | #14 |
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