PC madness - Rape Board

batffink · 05-05-2013, 05:17 PM

Some of you may know that my pet hate is political correctness. Nothing drives me more to distraction than mindless PC.
The latest incident to piss me off is an incident in England where some bureaucrat reqested a report from a Police dog handler. The policeman filled out the report as follows:
-Woof, saw bad man, chased bad man, caught bad man, woof - and signed it with the dog's paw print. Hilarious yes?
No. The policeman is now stood down and faces a disciplinary tribunal and will, in all probability, be sacked. Ye fucking Gods. Why isn't the whole fucking police force out on strike. I can't believe it.

Need2BOwned · 05-05-2013, 05:23 PM

That's completely messed up!

I think that cop has a pretty cool sense of humor.

LIDM99810 · 05-05-2013, 05:43 PM

Weird. And I don't see what's wrong with the policeman having a bit of fun.

FuckingRotter · 05-05-2013, 06:30 PM

They'd probably get accused of using excessive violence against themselves breaking up the picket lines if they went on strike. Yes. It really is fucked up here.

pervipete · 05-09-2013, 09:47 AM

As it was in response to the CPS not listening to their repeated replies that PC Peach goes woof, I think it is a little churlish for them to put a complaint in...sigh...never underestimate the pettiness of some bureaucrats...

FuckingRotter · 05-09-2013, 12:04 PM

They have to justify their pointless existence somehow eh Pete?

pervipete · 05-09-2013, 12:20 PM

And lack of sense of humour, oh for the days when something like this would have just warranted a bollocking from the bloke just above you.

FuckingRotter · 05-13-2013, 11:31 AM

I'd blame it on Labour, but the current lot are just as bad when it comes to cosying up to the tree hugging, banner waving bleeding hearts, sucking French and German cock, and bowing down to the likes of Bonio and other collected idiots. Gets on my fucking tits. Bet none of their women shave either.

FuckingRotter · 05-13-2013, 11:32 AM

And they won't do fuck all about those nonces at the BBC. Cunts.

05-05-2013, 05:17 PM	#1
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	PC madness Some of you may know that my pet hate is political correctness. Nothing drives me more to distraction than mindless PC. The latest incident to piss me off is an incident in England where some bureaucrat reqested a report from a Police dog handler. The policeman filled out the report as follows: -Woof, saw bad man, chased bad man, caught bad man, woof - and signed it with the dog's paw print. Hilarious yes? No. The policeman is now stood down and faces a disciplinary tribunal and will, in all probability, be sacked. Ye fucking Gods. Why isn't the whole fucking police force out on strike. I can't believe it. __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

05-05-2013, 06:30 PM	#4
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	They'd probably get accused of using excessive violence against themselves breaking up the picket lines if they went on strike. Yes. It really is fucked up here. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

05-09-2013, 09:47 AM	#5
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	As it was in response to the CPS not listening to their repeated replies that PC Peach goes woof, I think it is a little churlish for them to put a complaint in...sigh...never underestimate the pettiness of some bureaucrats... __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

05-09-2013, 12:04 PM	#6
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	They have to justify their pointless existence somehow eh Pete? __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

05-09-2013, 12:20 PM	#7
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	And lack of sense of humour, oh for the days when something like this would have just warranted a bollocking from the bloke just above you. __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

05-05-2013, 05:23 PM	#2
Need2BOwned Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Northeast GA USA Posts: 666 Reputation: 5682	That's completely messed up! I think that cop has a pretty cool sense of humor.

05-05-2013, 05:43 PM	#3
LIDM99810 Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 512 Reputation: 7139	Weird. And I don't see what's wrong with the policeman having a bit of fun.

05-13-2013, 11:31 AM	#8
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	I'd blame it on Labour, but the current lot are just as bad when it comes to cosying up to the tree hugging, banner waving bleeding hearts, sucking French and German cock, and bowing down to the likes of Bonio and other collected idiots. Gets on my fucking tits. Bet none of their women shave either. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

05-13-2013, 11:32 AM	#9
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	And they won't do fuck all about those nonces at the BBC. Cunts. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

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