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05-08-2010, 04:45 PM | #21 |
Watching from the shadows
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So I take it my did for Sierra has been rejected...
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05-08-2010, 04:59 PM | #22 |
It's been fun
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05-08-2010, 05:16 PM | #23 |
It's been fun
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05-08-2010, 08:08 PM | #24 |
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After due consideration of your responses and lack of co-operation thereof, you leave me no alternative but to call in the heavy guns. I give you fair warning to the following:
Watch your backs. Wait for the heavy knock on the door at 3am. Kevlar kneecap protectors would be a good investment. Insure your goldfish. Without prejudice. You have 24 hours to come up with the moolah. If my original demands are ignored still again I will, against all civilised behaviour and precedence, call in the "SPANISH INQUISITION" You have been warned!
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05-08-2010, 09:42 PM | #25 | |
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Please at this point leave proceedings up to your capable avoCAT, Mr, Henry. He is quite successful as a litigator as well as catching mice. Your involvement at this point will only confuse matters and delay the settlement, Yours Truly, Harold Shmuck Esq. Shmuck, Shmuck, Bloodsucker and Shmuck
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05-08-2010, 09:51 PM | #26 |
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My apologies your honour. I will henceforth defer to your superior knowledge of the law. Will 20 cans of Ki-E-Kat be a sufficient honorarium?
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05-08-2010, 10:06 PM | #27 |
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Mr. Batffink
As retainer that will suffice although several cans of tuna would certainly not hurt. At this point it looks like we will win a summary judgement based on default of the defending Attorney. Harold Shmuck Esq.
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05-08-2010, 10:30 PM | #28 |
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Like the judge said.................
Guilty
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05-08-2010, 11:00 PM | #29 |
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Oh my that girl needs a good spanking.
I'll do it!
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05-08-2010, 11:58 PM | #30 |
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Over my dead body.
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05-09-2010, 12:22 AM | #31 |
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What? Clearly she needs a spanking. I just thought I'de be a good fellow and take the responsibility. I really want to slap guilty.
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05-09-2010, 12:53 AM | #32 |
The Resthome Rapist
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Wanna go halvzies on her??
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05-09-2010, 07:37 AM | #33 |
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Sorry old fruit, I meant that you'll spank her first over my dead body. ie me spank first. Toss you for it. (A coin that is!)
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05-09-2010, 12:27 PM | #34 |
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Ok. Heads I win tails you loose.
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05-09-2010, 07:50 PM | #35 | |
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My grandpaw used to say that words are cheap but "you got it to do yet." So in the words of a great latter-day philosopher..... Screw you guys I'm going home
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05-09-2010, 09:39 PM | #36 |
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Well that's it. She used the "Cartman manouver". You cannot win Batffink.
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05-10-2010, 06:02 AM | #37 |
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Frayed Knot Snarks. You give in too easily.
Say hallo to my secret weapon:
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05-11-2010, 01:41 AM | #38 | |
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However, my treasured friend, you seem to have an endless supply of patience. I humbly suggest that your intellect probably equals or surpasses mine, but your wit most definitely surpasses mine. We have two possibilities. Namely your massive intellect has everyone feeling inadequate to post or the recent evaporation of the hard fought for new rules that very few were able or willing to read or remember, has most fearful of posting in the discussion sections. I will defer making odds to the one that has superior intellect. With my utmost respect, HRH1948
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05-11-2010, 04:57 AM | #39 | |
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05-11-2010, 03:06 PM | #40 |
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I must have missed something here. The frequent crashes and the subsequent loss of material must have us all on edge and a bit trigger happy.
If my post offended cat owners, it was not my intent. For reasons of my own, I just do not like cats. I have nothing against cat owners, even if they are a different breed of feline. Again, no offense was implied or intended.
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