Crazy little things that annoy you about the opposite sex? - Page 7 - Rape Board

FuckingRotter · 08-19-2009, 11:15 AM

Yes, the whole toilet seat thing really pisses me off. It's only women that make it an issue in my experience, and then they say it's us that make it an issue by leaving it up!

Ok, we'll leave it down then shall we? I'll just piss all over it for you and then we'll see who's fucking making an issue....

'You pissed all over the seat'

'Not my fault, you left the seat down'

'You only had to lift it up'

'Sorry dear, never realised I was allowed to have the seat up'

'Now you're just being difficult'

'Well is it so fucking difficult for you to just put the seat down without blathering on about it every time you go to the bog? Believe it or not, but it would actually cost you less effort if you just kept your fucking stupid big mouth shut once in a while....''

*ducks plates*

Now I think I know why I prefer to live on my own!!!!

08-19-2009, 11:15 AM	#121
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Yes, the whole toilet seat thing really pisses me off. It's only women that make it an issue in my experience, and then they say it's us that make it an issue by leaving it up! Ok, we'll leave it down then shall we? I'll just piss all over it for you and then we'll see who's fucking making an issue.... 'You pissed all over the seat' 'Not my fault, you left the seat down' 'You only had to lift it up' 'Sorry dear, never realised I was allowed to have the seat up' 'Now you're just being difficult' 'Well is it so fucking difficult for you to just put the seat down without blathering on about it every time you go to the bog? Believe it or not, but it would actually cost you less effort if you just kept your fucking stupid big mouth shut once in a while....'' ducks plates Now I think I know why I prefer to live on my own!!!! __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.