How lazy are you? - Rape Board

stricken · 02-26-2009, 09:59 PM

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Rules: Post a sentence of a situation you encountered in your current day that was a lazy ass thing to do.

I am currently drinking really cold coffee because I am too lazy to go pour hot coffee into my cup and it is less than 5 steps away.

lexie22 · 02-26-2009, 10:08 PM

I watched a movie that I've watched twice already recently, because nothing was on, and I was too lazy to put another in the DVD player.

dashrendar44 · 02-26-2009, 10:47 PM

ive only left my room 3 times in the past 24 hours. beat that!

snarkopo · 02-27-2009, 12:09 AM

So lazy I wouldn't piss on myself if I was on fire.

fival · 02-27-2009, 12:19 AM

i got out of bed 15 mins early this morning cause last night i wouldnt reach over and change my alarm clock

Sierra · 02-27-2009, 12:30 AM

Dang....I can't match any of you. I haven't done anything particularly lazy today.

Hailo · 02-27-2009, 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by snarkopo

So lazy I wouldn't piss on myself if I was on fire.

You are so funny

ShyAngel · 02-27-2009, 01:40 AM

So lazy I've listened to the same CD in my CD walkman three times tonight because I am too lazy to go and pick out another one.

batffink · 02-27-2009, 06:44 AM

My nickname is "Blisters" because I always arrive after the work is done.

lexie22 · 02-27-2009, 11:02 AM

I'm so lazy that I "cleaned" the livingroom, and now all the kids toys are piled in the corner.

pervipete · 02-27-2009, 01:50 PM

I'm too lazy to finish ty

stricken · 02-27-2009, 08:09 PM

I was too lazy to look for socks this morning so I put on this huge pair of winter socks, then when I wanted to go to town, the socks were so big I couldn't fit normal sneakers so I wore boots to town.

theDarkOne · 02-27-2009, 09:00 PM

pervipete · 02-28-2009, 09:54 AM

Had to replace the hinge on my mums kitchen cupboard. Picked up the wrong one, so instead of going out to get the correct one, I bodged the new one instead.

kitty_joanne · 02-28-2009, 09:57 AM

I'm so lazy to make my husband a breakfast, i give him a quickie instead

pervipete · 02-28-2009, 10:04 AM

Breakfast or quickie, breakfast or quickie, let me see, what would be best.

Sod it, you can always eat later

shysnale · 02-28-2009, 03:07 PM

I did not take a shower today. I was too lazy for it. I just washed my ass and my feet. And as usual, when my conscience started to annoy me, I thought 'I won't meet no girl anyway so what the fuck ?'

stricken · 02-28-2009, 09:08 PM

rofl

Specifically washing your ass and your feet? That sounds like more work than just taking 5 min shower?

I was so lazy today I thought about having sex with my girl but put on an episode of family guy

snarkopo · 02-28-2009, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by theDarkOne

The one where Homer got the transporter so he could pee into the one downstairs and the piss came out the one in the bathroom upstairs would have been perfect for this thread.

pervipete · 03-01-2009, 04:43 AM

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Originally Posted by stricken

rofl

Specifically washing your ass and your feet? That sounds like more work than just taking 5 min shower?

I was so lazy today I thought about having sex with my girl but put on an episode of family guy

That's not lazy, that's just sad...

02-26-2009, 10:47 PM	#3
dashrendar44 Kamina Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Deep In The African Jungles Of China Posts: 2,733 Reputation: 12819	ive only left my room 3 times in the past 24 hours. beat that! __________________ "Go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb!" ~ Kamina, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann "I've been thinking with my gut since I was 14, and I've come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains." ~ Rob Gordon, High Fidelity "All men are potential rapists. ALL MEN. Even the pope!" ~ Shirley Valentine "When you're pushed, killing's as easy as breathing." ~ John Rambo, Rambo IV "I don't think I'm easy to talk about. I've got a very irregular head. And I'm not anything that you think I am anyway." ~ Syd Barrett, Rolling Stone, December 1971

02-27-2009, 12:09 AM	#4
snarkopo It's been fun Join Date: May 2008 Location: away Posts: 1,549 Reputation: 70796	So lazy I wouldn't piss on myself if I was on fire. __________________ I have a brontosaurus and you don't. So there.

02-27-2009, 12:30 AM	#6
Sierra Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 1,625 Reputation: 129196	Dang....I can't match any of you. I haven't done anything particularly lazy today. __________________ Although the most incisive judges of the witches and even the witches themselves were convinced of the guilt of witchcraft, this guilt nevertheless did not exist. Thus it is with all guilt.

02-27-2009, 06:44 AM	#9
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	My nickname is "Blisters" because I always arrive after the work is done. __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

02-27-2009, 01:50 PM	#11
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	I'm too lazy to finish ty __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

02-26-2009, 10:08 PM	#2
lexie22 Banned Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Georgia, USA Posts: 835 Reputation: 11198	I watched a movie that I've watched twice already recently, because nothing was on, and I was too lazy to put another in the DVD player.

02-27-2009, 12:19 AM	#5
fival Privileged Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: killifornia Posts: 678 Reputation: 12056	i got out of bed 15 mins early this morning cause last night i wouldnt reach over and change my alarm clock

02-27-2009, 01:40 AM	#8
ShyAngel Privileged Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 959 Reputation: 21985	So lazy I've listened to the same CD in my CD walkman three times tonight because I am too lazy to go and pick out another one.

02-27-2009, 11:02 AM	#10
lexie22 Banned Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Georgia, USA Posts: 835 Reputation: 11198	I'm so lazy that I "cleaned" the livingroom, and now all the kids toys are piled in the corner.

02-27-2009, 08:09 PM	#12
stricken Banned Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 261 Reputation: 3299	I was too lazy to look for socks this morning so I put on this huge pair of winter socks, then when I wanted to go to town, the socks were so big I couldn't fit normal sneakers so I wore boots to town.

02-27-2009, 09:00 PM	#13
theDarkOne Banned Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Never gonna give you up,Never gonna let you down,Never gonna run around and desert you. Posts: 1,693 Reputation: 57368

02-28-2009, 09:54 AM	#14
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	Had to replace the hinge on my mums kitchen cupboard. Picked up the wrong one, so instead of going out to get the correct one, I bodged the new one instead. __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

02-28-2009, 09:57 AM	#15
kitty_joanne Sleeping Siren Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Suburb Posts: 2,817 Reputation: 28630	I'm so lazy to make my husband a breakfast, i give him a quickie instead

02-28-2009, 10:04 AM	#16
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	Breakfast or quickie, breakfast or quickie, let me see, what would be best. Sod it, you can always eat later __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

02-28-2009, 03:07 PM	#17
shysnale Neurotic Escargot Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Poker Table Posts: 2,754 Reputation: 13179	I did not take a shower today. I was too lazy for it. I just washed my ass and my feet. And as usual, when my conscience started to annoy me, I thought 'I won't meet no girl anyway so what the fuck ?'

02-28-2009, 09:08 PM	#18
stricken Banned Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 261 Reputation: 3299	rofl Specifically washing your ass and your feet? That sounds like more work than just taking 5 min shower? I was so lazy today I thought about having sex with my girl but put on an episode of family guy