Guts or Balls - Rape Board

Jasmine · 11-18-2006, 07:25 PM

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below.

"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"

"BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!"

I hope this clears up any confusion

Wiz · 11-18-2006, 09:16 PM

Thank you for providing that distinction Jasmine. It would appear that I have neither guts nor balls

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Joanna · 11-18-2006, 10:53 PM

Had never even heard of either of those lol.

Wiz · 11-18-2006, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Joanna

Had never even heard of either of those lol.

I do hope that you were more truthful than this on all those tests that you've taken recently

Louise · 11-19-2006, 09:40 AM

"Keeping a Stiff Upper Lip" ... is when your woman asks, "are you in yet?"

Well, thought I'd add a British element.

Jasmine · 11-19-2006, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Louise

"Keeping a Stiff Upper Lip" ... is when your woman asks, "are you in yet?"

Well, thought I'd add a British element.

Giggles uncontrollably!!!!

Jasmine · 11-19-2006, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Wiz

Thank you for providing that distinction Jasmine. It would appear that I have neither guts nor balls

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I think that's a good thing. I don't think any man who used either of those would still be living!

11-18-2006, 07:25 PM	#1
Jasmine Privileged Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,352 Reputation: 20045	Guts or Balls We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below. "GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?" "BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!" I hope this clears up any confusion

11-18-2006, 09:16 PM	#2
Wiz if ever a Wiz there was! Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: The Great White North eh. Posts: 1,854 Reputation: 23553	Thank you for providing that distinction Jasmine. It would appear that I have neither guts nor balls . __________________ If you find that life is a short, meaningless journey filled with emptiness and pain, just get all the pussy you can.

11-19-2006, 09:40 AM	#5
Louise Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,865 Reputation: 4905	"Keeping a Stiff Upper Lip" ... is when your woman asks, "are you in yet?" Well, thought I'd add a British element. __________________ ...no mercy in thy icy heart, for the lost prey you stalk and hunt, only the lust...

11-18-2006, 10:53 PM	#3
Joanna token average person lol Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 441 Reputation: 267	Had never even heard of either of those lol.