life cycle - Rape Board

07-04-2006, 08:52 AM

have seen this before but its good enough to share

I think the life cycle is all backwards

You should start out dead and get it out of the way.

Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid , you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

07-04-2006, 11:06 AM

so you're saying that you wanna crawl up into ur mother's vagina

menace · 07-04-2006, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by persiangurl

so you're saying that you wanna crawl up into ur mother's vagina

I don't think he thought out all the implications

Grm · 07-04-2006, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by persiangurl

so you're saying that you wanna crawl up into ur mother's vagina

No need to crawl, he might be blown in.

07-04-2006, 12:57 PM

^ eeeeewwwww nasty picture in my mind.......thaaaaanks lol
thatd be a weird way to die- as a baby, not knowing how to talk?

07-04-2006, 02:20 PM

thank god for abortion

07-04-2006, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Grm

No need to crawl, he might be blown in.

But in the backwards cycle, after being blown in, he'd be sucked back into his father's cock!

ego · 01-09-2007, 04:30 PM

Although its full of planning gaps, its a very prototypal idea. Never heared about this in any philosophical conversation.
Congrats Hunter!

Sodoman · 01-09-2007, 04:46 PM

Well, certainly an interesting idea! I think I like it better than the current system/cycle!

dark_d3viant · 01-09-2007, 04:50 PM

Nice idea... although I'm not so sure about A: going back 'up' my mother and B: shooting back into my father's cock!!

x

ego · 01-09-2007, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by dark_d3viant

Nice idea... although I'm not so sure about A: going back 'up' my mother and B: shooting back into my father's cock!!

x

Come on....
U'll be a baby! Not even know what a cock is!
U'll be only information, in the shape of a white,thick mucilage!

Sodoman · 01-09-2007, 04:55 PM

maybe you just dissolve, like the wicked witch in the wizard of oz, into a messy puddle of goo!

dark_d3viant · 01-09-2007, 05:02 PM

You all frighten me.

Although being frightened is close to being aroused, so that's not so bad I guess...

I definetly wouldn't look forward to dissoliving into a puddle of goo - baby or not!

x

ego · 01-09-2007, 05:10 PM

Guess you prefer to be a cold grey ugly corpse? (i recently buried my grandmother. not a nice view at all.a puddle of goo would be much better)

Huni_Heart · 01-09-2007, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by clan_hunter

have seen this before but its good enough to share

I think the life cycle is all backwards

You should start out dead and get it out of the way.

Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid , you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

Hahaha

I like, i like!!

Makes you think, maybe we are living life backwards? Sounds alot better that way!

01-09-2007, 06:38 PM

Christ,

Who coughed up this post again?

dark_d3viant · 01-09-2007, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by ego

Guess you prefer to be a cold grey ugly corpse? (i recently buried my grandmother. not a nice view at all.a puddle of goo would be much better)

Ok, ok I'll re-phrase that. I'm not looking forward to anything! The end of life no matter how you look at it may not be a pleasant experience (depending on your beliefs..)

Besides, I might not even make it to the old grey ugly corpse stage - I could be dead tommorrow

x

numbers · 01-09-2007, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by persiangurl

so you're saying that you wanna crawl up into ur mother's vagina

HAHAHAHA!!! This made me laugh out loud.

Number7 · 01-09-2007, 07:59 PM

Why is this in "General Rape" o_O...

01-09-2007, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Number7

Why is this in "General Rape" o_O...

You see this is one of the first few posts i made if you check the date, i was fairly new to the board and did not know where things belonged, did not think there was an idle talk section or i did not know about it, hence why i sort of said "who coughed this back up?"

07-04-2006, 08:52 AM	#1
clan_hunter Guest Posts: n/a	life cycle have seen this before but its good enough to share I think the life cycle is all backwards You should start out dead and get it out of the way. Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid , you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case.

01-09-2007, 04:46 PM	#9
Sodoman Backdoor Bandit Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: U.S. Posts: 2,144 Reputation: 28425	Well, certainly an interesting idea! I think I like it better than the current system/cycle! __________________ "The mind is a beautiful thing to fuck."

01-09-2007, 04:55 PM	#12
Sodoman Backdoor Bandit Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: U.S. Posts: 2,144 Reputation: 28425	maybe you just dissolve, like the wicked witch in the wizard of oz, into a messy puddle of goo! __________________ "The mind is a beautiful thing to fuck."

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07-04-2006, 11:06 AM	#2
persiangurl Guest Posts: n/a	so you're saying that you wanna crawl up into ur mother's vagina

07-04-2006, 12:57 PM	#5
virginfantasy Guest Posts: n/a	^ eeeeewwwww nasty picture in my mind.......thaaaaanks lol thatd be a weird way to die- as a baby, not knowing how to talk?

07-04-2006, 02:20 PM	#6
persiangurl Guest Posts: n/a	thank god for abortion

01-09-2007, 04:30 PM	#8
ego the obscure Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,457 Reputation: 14892	Although its full of planning gaps, its a very prototypal idea. Never heared about this in any philosophical conversation. Congrats Hunter!

01-09-2007, 04:50 PM	#10
dark_d3viant Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 676 Reputation: 3855	Nice idea... although I'm not so sure about A: going back 'up' my mother and B: shooting back into my father's cock!! x

01-09-2007, 05:02 PM	#13
dark_d3viant Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 676 Reputation: 3855	You all frighten me. Although being frightened is close to being aroused, so that's not so bad I guess... I definetly wouldn't look forward to dissoliving into a puddle of goo - baby or not! x

01-09-2007, 05:10 PM	#14
ego the obscure Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,457 Reputation: 14892	Guess you prefer to be a cold grey ugly corpse? (i recently buried my grandmother. not a nice view at all.a puddle of goo would be much better)

01-09-2007, 06:38 PM	#16
clan_hunter Guest Posts: n/a	Christ, Who coughed up this post again?