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Old 11-17-2009, 05:58 AM   #1
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Default My balls are weird.......

Bet that got your attention!

But its true. For the last couple of days my balls, or rather my sack has had a weird, sweet smelling residue on it. It certainly isn't my usual smegma. I had wondered if it was just that I hadn't rinsed off after my shower as I use a lime and lemon grass shower gel which is sweet smelling. But I like to thinkI would notice if I was walking around with soapy balls.

I've asked a couple of people about this but strangley no-one wants to talk about it. I've wondered out loud with my girlfriend if it tastes sweet as well but she just assumed I was trying to get her to lick my balls.

2 questions are raised for me about this whole situation.

Firstly. Are my balls going to fall off?
and secondly. What do I have to do to get my own girlfriend to lick my balls?
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Old 11-17-2009, 06:37 AM   #2
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Yes !

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When they fall off she won't want to lick them.
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Unfortunately sweet smelling balls is an indication of impending ball failure. They will fall off. I'm sorry.
In the mean time you may get satisfaction offering them to a dog as they rather like sweet things. Cats on the other hand lack the gene necessary to taste sweet things so they most likely will not appreciate your new "flavor".
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Old 11-17-2009, 01:51 PM   #4
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Lime and Lemongrass shower gel,sounds like it would smell nice but not taste nice.
So if it is such a case where you have not rinsed off properly atleast you have nice smelling balls.
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Old 11-17-2009, 11:55 PM   #5
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I'm sorry, but you all have missed the most obvious question.

BTN - how is that

A) you can get close enough to sniff your own balls

and

B) you have actually done so

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Old 11-18-2009, 07:30 AM   #6
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Hmmm*scratches chin* indeed.
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Old 11-18-2009, 08:45 AM   #7
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Firstly tie your girlfriends wrists behind her back.

Then cover your balls in one or more of the following:

1. Expensive chocolate.
2. Diamond jewelry.
3. Platinum credit cards.
4. Your car keys.
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Old 11-19-2009, 04:39 AM   #8
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Well thanks for the input everyone, I think.
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Here's a site that might help out.

http://isitnormal.com/

Or you can play around with google, but because the word "ball" can be used in many places you might not get anywhere.
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thanks for all of the "help" everyone. I think its just a shower gel thing. Although I could be developing a great new mutant power that makes my balls tasty and irrisistible

Could be all the citrus in my diet though.........
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Old 11-27-2009, 05:06 PM   #11
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BTN, I've been talking to some friends of mine that work at a well know pharmaceutical and toiletries manufacturers/retailers laboratory. They say your balls sound interesting and they'd like to run a few tests on them.
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BTN, I've been talking to some friends of mine that work at a well know pharmaceutical and toiletries manufacturers/retailers laboratory. They say your balls sound interesting and they'd like to run a few tests on them.
Hey, the dude's fucked. That's it. My sympathies.
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Just a sitrep on the balls. My smegma is returning to its usual musk. Thanks for all the support during this difficult time
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Just a sitrep on the balls. My smegma is returning to its usual musk. Thanks for all the support during this difficult time

Why?! Why are you smelling your smegma on a daily basis?!!
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Because he's weird, not his bollocks.
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Don't any of you fucker deney scratching your balls and smelling your fingers afterwards!
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Never occurred to me to try it.
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Doing it right now. FUCK! I forgot I'm in K-Mart, here comes the Security man.
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No use rolling up one sock and trying one of your dodgy handshakes, the security guard will just think you're trying to get a feel of his bollocks....
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