Knightmare-inspired porn? - Rape Board

IMRAZOR · 12-23-2010, 03:48 PM

I'm sure you all remember the late '80s childrens' TV fantasy adventure gameshow. I just discovered that it's remained a cult classic with plenty of adult fans, and some of its websites have online RPGs...but the only way to recreate, in adulthood, the fear factor it held for its very young viewers, is to introduce some threat of physical violence...or violation.

So naturally I started imagining a Knightmare-inspired Porn video - XXX-rated, very Adult - but don't panic, of course all the actors would be of consenting age. (In Iceland! Ha ha ha!)

So, long story short:
Generic quest - "for the (pork) sword" maybe - contestant female (keep it simple), her advisors ditto (unseen until last part of film)
No sooner has contestant entered dungeon than the overseer (Treguard or equivalent) magically disrobes her.
Recreations of a few CGI-based challenges in original tv series - the bomb room, the corridor with moving/crushing walls, the spider, the scorpion - as light relief in between...

Gang-Rape Scenes - involving.

i) Cavernwights (furry creatures - for the animal fetishists)
ii) Goblins ('cause they always had "the horn"!) - and/or
iii) Miremen (they wouldn't need reminding to "keep it greasy"!) - in both ii and iii there could be added drama because the ordinary-size beasties have a go first, then just when she thinks it's over, the enormous troll-size one appears!
iv) Attack of the Randy Riddlers - there were three humans who used to accost them asking riddles: a viking, a monk, and Gumboil (whoever he was). They could all harrass her with impossible questions which she couldn't get, and then punish her in the obvious way! Room for a homage to Tomas Zupfko here: the monk could piss on her, and the viking insert his helmet horns where the sun don't shine!
v) Beware the mindless threat of the mechanical Sodomizer! Especially if the robot in question turns out to be not the puny one with the mace, but the growling armoured Behemoth, who again would surely have a cock worthy of his name.
vi) Mr Grimwold the Ogre could chase her out of a room. She'd get away this time - but then later she'd come upon Mr G and his wife [played by an actual woman this time!] "having a domestic".
Diversion from the action - abuse scene in which Mr G would cane Mrs G, and in between threats and insults, reduce her to a suitably helpless state that he could violate her with his coshes: which would of course be huge dildoes in this version. And then he senses the presence of contestant...and it's her turn now!

It draws to a close with the contestant fulfilling her quest, but when she returns to the start, there's no reward. Instead, she and her advisers are trapped into another gang-rape/orgy involving the Treguard character, Lord Fear, Sylvester Hands and any other villains I've forgotten.
This would eat up the last 10-15 minutes. It would end, of course, with the girls - all bloody, bruised and gaping - staggering and crawling, tearfully, to the exit...which turns out to be the exploding "fire exit"!
Death's head symbol - "Dong!" - The End

gaggirl · 12-25-2010, 05:19 PM

Ive never heard of the show so cant comment on it, but I will say that anything involving men, thrashing victims, swords and helmets and rape gets my pulse going...

IMRAZOR · 06-16-2012, 02:40 PM

I forgot one - there was a character called Grayling who appeared once. A knife-wielding assassin (not ass-ssassin, but we can fix that) - who, we were told, only attacked "from the rear".

CockTheRipper · 06-19-2012, 05:34 AM

I used to LOVE that program when I was a kid! I think this is an excellent idea... Off to the script-writing board...

12-23-2010, 03:48 PM	#1
IMRAZOR Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: LONDON AREA Posts: 74 Reputation: -599	Knightmare-inspired porn? I'm sure you all remember the late '80s childrens' TV fantasy adventure gameshow. I just discovered that it's remained a cult classic with plenty of adult fans, and some of its websites have online RPGs...but the only way to recreate, in adulthood, the fear factor it held for its very young viewers, is to introduce some threat of physical violence...or violation. So naturally I started imagining a Knightmare-inspired Porn video - XXX-rated, very Adult - but don't panic, of course all the actors would be of consenting age. (In Iceland! Ha ha ha!) So, long story short: Generic quest - "for the (pork) sword" maybe - contestant female (keep it simple), her advisors ditto (unseen until last part of film) No sooner has contestant entered dungeon than the overseer (Treguard or equivalent) magically disrobes her. Recreations of a few CGI-based challenges in original tv series - the bomb room, the corridor with moving/crushing walls, the spider, the scorpion - as light relief in between... Gang-Rape Scenes - involving. i) Cavernwights (furry creatures - for the animal fetishists) ii) Goblins ('cause they always had "the horn"!) - and/or iii) Miremen (they wouldn't need reminding to "keep it greasy"!) - in both ii and iii there could be added drama because the ordinary-size beasties have a go first, then just when she thinks it's over, the enormous troll-size one appears! iv) Attack of the Randy Riddlers - there were three humans who used to accost them asking riddles: a viking, a monk, and Gumboil (whoever he was). They could all harrass her with impossible questions which she couldn't get, and then punish her in the obvious way! Room for a homage to Tomas Zupfko here: the monk could piss on her, and the viking insert his helmet horns where the sun don't shine! v) Beware the mindless threat of the mechanical Sodomizer! Especially if the robot in question turns out to be not the puny one with the mace, but the growling armoured Behemoth, who again would surely have a cock worthy of his name. vi) Mr Grimwold the Ogre could chase her out of a room. She'd get away this time - but then later she'd come upon Mr G and his wife [played by an actual woman this time!] "having a domestic". Diversion from the action - abuse scene in which Mr G would cane Mrs G, and in between threats and insults, reduce her to a suitably helpless state that he could violate her with his coshes: which would of course be huge dildoes in this version. And then he senses the presence of contestant...and it's her turn now! It draws to a close with the contestant fulfilling her quest, but when she returns to the start, there's no reward. Instead, she and her advisers are trapped into another gang-rape/orgy involving the Treguard character, Lord Fear, Sylvester Hands and any other villains I've forgotten. This would eat up the last 10-15 minutes. It would end, of course, with the girls - all bloody, bruised and gaping - staggering and crawling, tearfully, to the exit...which turns out to be the exploding "fire exit"! Death's head symbol - "Dong!" - The End Last edited by IMRAZOR; 02-12-2011 at 06:34 AM. Reason: extra detail

06-16-2012, 02:40 PM	#3
IMRAZOR Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: LONDON AREA Posts: 74 Reputation: -599	Knightmare I forgot one - there was a character called Grayling who appeared once. A knife-wielding assassin (not ass-ssassin, but we can fix that) - who, we were told, only attacked "from the rear".

12-25-2010, 05:19 PM	#2
gaggirl * yawn * Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 3,058 Reputation: 40178	Ive never heard of the show so cant comment on it, but I will say that anything involving men, thrashing victims, swords and helmets and rape gets my pulse going...

06-19-2012, 05:34 AM	#4
CockTheRipper Senior Member Join Date: May 2012 Location: Buckinghamshire, England Posts: 138 Reputation: 4681	I used to LOVE that program when I was a kid! I think this is an excellent idea... Off to the script-writing board...