Celebrity Harem Draft

[the savage]

For my own amusement, here are the top 5 hot celeb sluts remaining to be drafted (according to their rankings in the maxim hot one hundred this year)

1) Rihanna (ranked third on the list, somehow still availanle this late, come ine, we know she is a good victim since she takes a punch and comes back)
2) Beyonce (ranked 14th on the list, clewrly good breeding stock given how quickly she bounced back fro her kid)
3) Olivia Wilde (ranked 16, a former number one, has great legs. Little lackig upstairs, but still a hot number. Might help control your harem sice her bacholorette party was a t a strip club, a regular one)
4) Arianny Celeste (ranked 18, a stack black haired beauty)
5) Christina Hendricks, the curvy red head from mad men. Yum (ranked 22)

[menace]

Savage, Christina Hendricks has actually been claimed.

I don't think anyone is really going by lists, it's pretty much who you can think of on the fly.

[the savage]

I'm aware of the fact that no one is going by lists. It was just something to amuse myself. And besides, I like rankings. Neat and orderly.

[Pussy Pirate]

My number 4 is Renee Olstead

1. Lindy Booth
2. Eliza Dushku
3. Portia De Rossi
4. Renee Olstead

YUMMY

[Phase]

Number eight goes to Taylor Momsen! Definitely he youngest on my list, she does have a kind of sexy, iconoclastic jailbait vibe going on (though she's 19). Lots of emo angstiness, but she'll get over that quick. She's got a great voice, too.

1 - Elisha Cuthbert
2 - Melanie Iglesias
3 - Jessica Alba
4 - Kirsten Dunst
5 - Katrina Bowden
6 - Michelle Trachtenberg
7 - Miley Cyrus
8 - Taylor Momsen
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10

[make_you_scream_and_cry]

That's who my 10th pick will be lol. Was trying to think of a darker skinned slave to add.

My last pick is Rihanna.

1. Megan Fox
2. Rachel Bilson
3. Blake Lively
4. Kristen Bell
5. Angelina Jolie
6. Brooklyn Decker
7. Katy Perry
8. Kaley Cuoco
9. Caroline de Souza Correa
10. Rihanna

[lordbyron23]

My second choice would be Amy Acker from the TV show Angel.





1. Laura Vandervoort
2. Amy Acker
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[the violent one]

This looks like fun. For my first choice I take Kristen Stewart. I had to sit through all the damn Twilight movies, and I want to make her suffer. The fact that she is fairly hot, is an added bonus.
1) Kristen Stewart
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[Pussy Pirate]

Uma Thurman is Number 5


1. Lindy Booth
2. Eliza Dusku
3. Portia De Rossi
4. Renee Olstead
5. Uma Thurman

[menace]

Arianny Celeste




Thank you for the inspiration Savage

1] Jessica Simpson
2] Adriana Lima
3] Rose Leslie
4] Zoe Saldana
5] Tiffani Amber Thiessen
6] Kelly Brook
7] Jessica Biel
8] Shakira
9] Bar Refaeli
10] Arianny Celeste

And that completes the list! If anyone wishes to trade, please come on down.

[the savage]

Don't mention it menace. I want everyone to have the very best harem they can assemble.

New top five by maxim
Still have, Beyonce, Olivia Wilde
3) at number 23 on this years list we have the woman who seems not to have aged a day since RollerGril, Heather graham
4) Demi lovato... I don't know much about her (26 on the list)
5) Danielle Fischer aka Topenga

[the violent one]

Grabbing number 2, I take the beautiful Charlize Theron. Mmm... I want to such bad things to her. And she is actively involved in anti-rape stuff in her home country, I want to savor the irony.

) Kristen Stewart
2) Charlize Theron
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Oh, and menace I want Bar Rafeali, but what would you want for her? Since I got here late I have to assume you've already nabbed the people you would consider hotter.

[menace]

Originally Posted by the violent one

Grabbing number 2, I take the beautiful Charlize Theron. Mmm... I want to such bad things to her. And she is actively involved in anti-rape stuff in her home country, I want to savor the irony.

) Kristen Stewart
2) Charlize Theron
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Oh, and menace I want Bar Rafeali, but what would you want for her? Since I got here late I have to assume you've already nabbed the people you would consider hotter.

Yeah, Stewart is bleh and Theron not my type. Keep at it though, maybe you'll find something I like.

[menace]

Originally Posted by the savage

Don't mention it menace. I want everyone to have the very best harem they can assemble.

New top five by maxim
Still have, Beyonce, Olivia Wilde
3) at number 23 on this years list we have the woman who seems not to have aged a day since RollerGril, Heather graham
4) Demi lovato... I don't know much about her (26 on the list)
5) Danielle Fischer aka Topenga

Beyonce is past her prime, and Danielle Fischel looks like she had a silicone injection to her lips. Not hot.

[the savage]

Whether or not I agree with the list is irrelevant I'm just passing it along. I am not a fan of Fischer either and Graham is up there,

[trouble-shooter]

OK, the response seems to be overwhelmingly against increasing the limit of drafts for now, so at 10 it stays

Trades: Make you Scream and cry - I definitely accept your offer and send you Blonde Singer/Dancer Julianne Hough; In exchange for singer Katy Perry.

1] Jennifer Love Hewitt
2] Mariska Hargitay
3] Stacy Keibler
4] Karen Gillan
5] Gillian Anderson
6] Billie Piper
7] Katherine Heigl
8] Katy Perry
9] Jaime Pressly
10]

Katy will soon be I training along side fellow massive tittied brunette Jennifer Love Hewitt (my first pick). In addition to learning the art obeying and satisfying their new Master, the ladies will get a chance to explore their forced lesbian sides as well.

On to my 10th and Final Pick... this is a toughie...

Who out there remembers a show called "The Pretender"
I pick, the hottest legs in Hollywood... Andrea Parker









1] Jennifer Love Hewitt
2] Mariska Hargitay
3] Stacy Keibler
4] Karen Gillan
5] Gillian Anderson
6] Billie Piper
7] Katherine Heigl
8] Katy Perry
9] Jaime Pressly
10] Andrea Parker

I've got a lot of hard work ahead of me, breaking all these sluts it.

[Phase]

I'm having a hard time finishing off my list. Everyone I want is already in my harem, or has been taken by someone else. Hm...


1 - Elisha Cuthbert
2 - Melanie Iglesias
3 - Jessica Alba
4 - Kirsten Dunst
5 - Katrina Bowden
6 - Michelle Trachtenberg
7 - Miley Cyrus
8 - Taylor Momsen
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10

Would love to fill the remaining spots with either Kaley Cuoco, Katy Perry, or Kate Upton, but you dastardly fiends have taken them already!

[Pandemonium]

1] Hilary Duff
2] Ashley Benson
3] Taylor Swift
4] Shay Mitchell
5] Ashley Tisdale
6] Emma Watson
7] Amanda Seyfried
8] Odette Annable
9] Avril Lavigne
10] Zooey Deschanel

Ones in bold are possible tradables.

[trouble-shooter]

Phase,

I always like to try and help (but I ain't givin' up Katy Perry-LOL).
So here are some suggestions from my "I almost picked this one" list that haven't been taken yet...

Jenny McCarthy
Poppy Montgomery
Allison Mack
Charisma Carpenter
Nikki Cox
Kelly Hu
Stacy Dash
Roselyn Sanchez
Nadine Velasquez


I don't know if this list will help,
or just make it worse, but either way,
there it is

[menace]

Originally Posted by Pandemonium

1] Hilary Duff
2] Ashley Benson
3] Taylor Swift
4] Shay Mitchell
5] Ashley Tisdale
6] Emma Watson
7] Amanda Seyfried
8] Odette Annable
9] Avril Lavigne
10] Zooey Deschanel

Ones in bold are possible tradables.

What's the price for Seyfried?

My list:

1] Jessica Simpson
2] Adriana Lima
3] Rose Leslie
4] Zoe Saldana
5] Tiffani Amber Thiessen
6] Kelly Brook
7] Jessica Biel
8] Shakira
9] Bar Refaeli
10] Arianny Celeste