How to Seduce PersianGirl - Rape Board

shysnale · 04-29-2006, 02:44 PM

Hello folks !

I'm just hanging here since few days, but the first time I saw her, I knew PG is the woman of my life.
Now I have to find a way to make her understand we were meant to meet.
I'm thinking of sending her a gift.
Could you please help me choose ?
tell me what I should send to her and MOST importantly, tell me why.

1 - a vibrator
2 - a dildo
3 - a vagina electric egg
4 - a poster of my ass
5 - a leather birch
6 - an aphrodisiax lotion
7 - A Johny Depp naked pic
8 - A full box of French potatoes

thanks for your help

snale

somedude · 04-29-2006, 06:52 PM

9. A promise never to post your ass pic again
10. A signed ducument swearing you will never post a dick pic
11. Your eternal silence
12. Your head on a platter surrounded by those snails you Frogs eat!

There are some ideas snale! You're welcome very much!

stevoj · 04-29-2006, 07:01 PM

I'll definately 2nd number 9 on the list.Don't know about anyone else but I actually think i've been scarred for life with that one

somedude · 04-29-2006, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevoj

I'll definately 2nd number 9 on the list.Don't know about anyone else but I actually think i've been scarred for life with that one

Me too man, I accidently clicked on it last night right after he posted it! God, the humanity!!!! The lingering horror I felt was why I posted the warning!

Nightmare Rapist · 04-29-2006, 07:05 PM

Yo Snail,

I think if you want to REALLY win her over, or any girl for that matter, send #1 and #4... A girl would never want to leave her room with that combo

stevoj · 04-29-2006, 07:07 PM

lol we should start a shysnale ass picture survivors group to integrate back into society those unfortunate enough to see it

04-29-2006, 07:10 PM

lol @ u guys

ps. shysnail, i only accept diamond jewelry

somedude · 04-29-2006, 07:10 PM

LMAO stevoj! At least I was able to save most of the board from the horror!

stevoj · 04-29-2006, 07:14 PM

Yeah.lucky bastards.don't know how close they came lol

Nightmare Rapist · 04-29-2006, 07:15 PM

LOL

this board is a fucking trip...

somedude · 04-29-2006, 07:16 PM

I had to look at Playboys all night just to make the hurting stop!

stevoj · 04-29-2006, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nightmare Rapist

LOL

this board is a fucking trip...

That's just what i was saying in one of the other posts.Don't get much better that this

stevoj · 04-29-2006, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by somedude

I had to look at Playboys all night just to make the hurting stop!

That's good.There's still some hope that i can be brought back from this dark place i'm in then

somedude · 04-29-2006, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevoj

That's good.There's still some hope that i can be brought back from this dark place i'm in then

Here's a picture to help you on the road to recovery!

04-29-2006, 07:28 PM

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*Dead*

04-29-2006, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by somedude

Here's a picture to help you on the road to recovery!

why must i end up seeing my ass in every thread i go?

lol

stevoj · 04-29-2006, 07:34 PM

Cause somedude likes to torture us all with it,the swine.I personally think you should be proud that that he likes to whip it out at every opportunity(if you pardon the expression)after all it is a fine example of a sweet ass and thats the last i have to say on the subject(until he enivitably does it again)

Nightmare Rapist · 04-29-2006, 07:36 PM

LOL damn these threads are like crack! I have to go and be productive.. I mean GIVE ME SOME MORE (scratch scrach)!!?!?!?!?!

somedude · 04-29-2006, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by persiangurl

why must i end up seeing my ass in every thread i go?

lol

It's my tribute to you PG! Plus like stevoj says, I like to torture people!

Nightmare Rapist · 04-29-2006, 07:41 PM

Damn Persiangirl, your ass is so nice, it's almost as nice as shysnails

04-29-2006, 02:44 PM	#1
shysnale Neurotic Escargot Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Poker Table Posts: 2,754 Reputation: 13179	How to Seduce PersianGirl Hello folks ! I'm just hanging here since few days, but the first time I saw her, I knew PG is the woman of my life. Now I have to find a way to make her understand we were meant to meet. I'm thinking of sending her a gift. Could you please help me choose ? tell me what I should send to her and MOST importantly, tell me why. 1 - a vibrator 2 - a dildo 3 - a vagina electric egg 4 - a poster of my ass 5 - a leather birch 6 - an aphrodisiax lotion 7 - A Johny Depp naked pic 8 - A full box of French potatoes thanks for your help snale

04-29-2006, 06:52 PM	#2
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	9. A promise never to post your ass pic again 10. A signed ducument swearing you will never post a dick pic 11. Your eternal silence 12. Your head on a platter surrounded by those snails you Frogs eat! There are some ideas snale! You're welcome very much!

04-29-2006, 07:01 PM	#3
stevoj Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: london Posts: 82 Reputation: 74	I'll definately 2nd number 9 on the list.Don't know about anyone else but I actually think i've been scarred for life with that one

04-29-2006, 07:05 PM	#5
Nightmare Rapist Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Manhattan NYC Posts: 28 Reputation: 16	Yo Snail, I think if you want to REALLY win her over, or any girl for that matter, send #1 and #4... A girl would never want to leave her room with that combo

04-29-2006, 07:07 PM	#6
stevoj Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: london Posts: 82 Reputation: 74	lol we should start a shysnale ass picture survivors group to integrate back into society those unfortunate enough to see it

04-29-2006, 07:10 PM	#7
persiangurl Guest Posts: n/a	lol @ u guys ps. shysnail, i only accept diamond jewelry

04-29-2006, 07:14 PM	#9
stevoj Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: london Posts: 82 Reputation: 74	Yeah.lucky bastards.don't know how close they came lol

04-29-2006, 07:15 PM	#10
Nightmare Rapist Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Manhattan NYC Posts: 28 Reputation: 16	LOL this board is a fucking trip...

04-29-2006, 07:16 PM	#11
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	I had to look at Playboys all night just to make the hurting stop!

04-29-2006, 07:28 PM	#15
persiangurl Guest Posts: n/a	HAHAHAHAhahhahaha a hahahahhah ahahaha aaksdfj;kfjas asjfdilkasj Dead

04-29-2006, 07:34 PM	#17
stevoj Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: london Posts: 82 Reputation: 74	Cause somedude likes to torture us all with it,the swine.I personally think you should be proud that that he likes to whip it out at every opportunity(if you pardon the expression)after all it is a fine example of a sweet ass and thats the last i have to say on the subject(until he enivitably does it again)

04-29-2006, 07:36 PM	#18
Nightmare Rapist Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Manhattan NYC Posts: 28 Reputation: 16	LOL damn these threads are like crack! I have to go and be productive.. I mean GIVE ME SOME MORE (scratch scrach)!!?!?!?!?!

04-29-2006, 07:41 PM	#20
Nightmare Rapist Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Manhattan NYC Posts: 28 Reputation: 16	Damn Persiangirl, your ass is so nice, it's almost as nice as shysnails