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FuckingRotter · 04-13-2009, 02:45 AM

Being broke never stopped me getting laid with someone I wanted. Being an ugly, greedy, self-pitying bitch with a fat arse seems to be proving a major obstacle for you though Chi.

If you want to get laid, two pieces of advice:

1. You need to lower your standards because you're punching above your weight.
2. If you do manage to get a bloke to take you out again, don't have that 2nd dessert.

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Originally Posted by ChiTownHoney

Haha, broke bastard. Doesnt change the fact that your thread is a 0/10 though.

FuckingRotter · 04-13-2009, 03:38 AM

Never said he was gay Sparks. He definitely wears a pink shirt in Big Jake though....

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Originally Posted by sparks

Now wait a dam minute

The duke gay ???

where did that come from FR

If this leaks out in the US there may be some ICBM's launched mate

snarkopo · 04-13-2009, 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiTownHoney

0/10

Shut up.

BTW, for those of you who don;t know "lamb chop" was voiced/created by Shari Lewis, Not a guy as some seem to think.

ChiTownHoney · 04-13-2009, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

Being broke never stopped me getting laid with someone I wanted. Being an ugly, greedy, self-pitying bitch with a fat arse seems to be proving a major obstacle for you though Chi.

If you want to get laid, two pieces of advice:

1. You need to lower your standards because you're punching above your weight.
2. If you do manage to get a bloke to take you out again, don't have that 2nd dessert.

awww...you know I'm really sorry that your thread is gay. I am really sorry that you had a need to come on here and let everyone know what you talk about and make yourself sound even more gay.

And there is no way in hell that you can get any woman you want, nobody wants an old, drunk, broke and slimy englishman

ChiTownHoney · 04-13-2009, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by snarkopo

Shut up.

Why dont you make me, pooper scooper.

snarkopo · 04-13-2009, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiTownHoney

Why dont you make me, pooper scooper.

Hmmm, it would be fun. One of these days Chi, one of these days..

pervipete · 04-14-2009, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiTownHoney

And there is no way in hell that you can get any woman you want, nobody wants an old, drunk, broke and slimy englishman

Bollocks, thats my love life up shit creek then..

Laters, I'm off to shoot myself...

Wait a minute, I don't own a gun...

Ever have one of them days

FuckingRotter · 04-14-2009, 04:26 PM

Pete, all we need to do is wash off all the slime and we're in luck. If we're not slimey we no longer feature on Chis list of men she most wants to fuck.

Who cares about being broke, drunk and old?

ChiTownHoney · 04-14-2009, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

Pete, all we need to do is wash off all the slime and we're in luck. If we're not slimey we no longer feature on Chis list of men she most wants to fuck.

Actually, my list of men I want to fuck is pretty limited. I would love to add to the party, but it is what it is. And slime doesnt feature on the top characteristics I look for. For yeah, out of luck you are.

FuckingRotter · 04-14-2009, 11:51 PM

I wouldn't consider fucking you as getting lucky, more of a minor inconvenience. But I suppose it would be ok if you promise to keep that whiny gob of yours shut.

04-14-2009, 04:26 PM	#48
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Pete, all we need to do is wash off all the slime and we're in luck. If we're not slimey we no longer feature on Chis list of men she most wants to fuck. Who cares about being broke, drunk and old? __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

04-14-2009, 11:51 PM	#50
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	I wouldn't consider fucking you as getting lucky, more of a minor inconvenience. But I suppose it would be ok if you promise to keep that whiny gob of yours shut. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.