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Gabby · 05-19-2008, 06:29 PM

Most insulting insult inside or outside of slavery roleplay has to be 'fat cunt' I hate that, but the rest of the insults such as dumb slut turn me on, I guess sometimes when insults hit close to home they hurt more even if you know they are roleplay.

RLA68 · 05-25-2008, 05:17 PM

My attacks depend on the person. My boss is short so I usually ask him if he needs a step stool to talk to me. Another is my field supervisor, I question his manliness with making fun of his lunch habits, "salad and fruit." For them it is all in good fun. I take as well as I deliver.

If I don't like you, I porbably would ignore you. Indifference is the definition of truly disliking someone. Not caring at all.

I can't really say there is anything that sets me off. I probably don't like to be disrespected is all I can think of.

thebarber69 · 05-27-2008, 05:31 PM

This is bad me looking at insult area, but what the hell…

Me having a nasty look to me most days, some little doosh bag looked at her friend, and said, “Boy don’t he look like a mean bastard!” I took it as a complement, and just leered at her and she just sunk into her seat, that little laugh inside me…. priceless.

Some one that I don’t know calls me “an asshole,” well most times I turn to them and just look at there tight ass life, and say, “That’s Mr. Asshole to you.” Most times they just run.

Or even better yet, your sitting at an open-air coffee place, then the cardigan wearing ones come in and just will not sit next to you. “Vile and must be a construction worker,” is heard, but I look at them and say, “What you don’t have an asshole? Shit I sure can see there is one big asshole standing there!” Referring to them, most times they just leave.

Not to say that I am a trouble maker, but I still can not refuse to play “Frank Zapper’s Everybody got an asshole,” at one of those “Kind” of coffee places…. The vile and nasty looks I get there.

People can get my underwear into a twist, but it’s most over dumb things, things that people do that is just so thoughtless for the other humans, well that’s one that gets my ass, but insults…phff, I just love them, as I always have a smart one to come back with, and most times it hit’s it’s mark.

Oh well, fun and games are over time to go back lurking the halls.

xavior · 05-29-2008, 07:01 PM

"You country music, animal-loving bitch."

That insult was thrown at a group of people by a member in a forum. He held some kind of a grudge against rednecks and he couldn't stop calling them animal fuckers, and I found that insult to be extremely offensive.

MinaPi · 06-24-2008, 02:28 AM

I got this from Russell Peter's...

"You fucking blowjob!"

I've used it on occasion and it's so true, people have no idea how to respond to it, I loveee it because it's retardedly lame and actually insults.

shysnale · 06-24-2008, 03:46 AM

California....Are you far from Laguna Beach? This is where I went.
Wonderful memory. Very friendly people. Beautiful weather. Beautiful girls;
Heaven

Spokkkk · 06-24-2008, 08:09 PM

im with thebarber. Ive been known to go after peoples height.

MinaPi · 06-25-2008, 11:37 PM

nopers snale...I'm up north in SF.

stricken · 06-29-2008, 11:40 PM

"Lick me where I shit"

stricken · 06-29-2008, 11:41 PM

"I'm going to tear your skin off, then wear it and have sex with your girlfriend, and she will be like, wow that was awesome, then I will take your skin off and she will be like.. oh, that's why"

thebarber69 · 06-30-2008, 07:17 AM

It never seems to surprise me, the vile little assholes that run these streets. I feel this country is doomed with those little 14 year olds out there, having no idea what life is, but still like to parade around with those fucking sprayed on dasy dukes, nice to look at, but they all seem to segrigate out arogant fuckers like me. I am nothing to look at, and most times stay to myself, but the mall rats just piss, me off. I don't go to the mall most weekends, but this weekend had to go get a new computer, due to lightining damage. But this skinny, sprayed on clothes, tits no bigger than moskeito bits said, now get this, "That fucking guy must be an asshole!" Now did I start on her, noooooo, but you know, I looked at her, and with a note of fear, her friends knew I heard it, and I just had to say something.

After this little cunt got the idea I was walking to her, she now got that look in her eye, one that is fear, scared, and thought that some one of the other little cunts were going to protect her, 3 left right away as soon as they saw me wandering over, with a few words, to this doosh bag, simple ones, "You know you skiny little cunt, I wouldn't waste a moment of time, but you got it wrong, you talk to me you give me respect, it's Mr Asshole to you, but some one like you that don't have the brains to talk softly, and to say that kind of shit to me, well it's nice to see that I am that Mr Asshole!"

Now in real life you can't touch these little cunts, but this makes it be known that this little dooshbag now has tears in her eyes, it was like taking her to a step past raping her, she had true FEAR in those eyes, and as I turned around and headed to the store, I left one comment, "Fucking Doosh bag, funny my mothers old doosh bag had more life in it than you do!"

There was one rent a cop there, and he just smiled at me, he figured I might get violent as I do look the part, but his comment was surprising, "You know I never saw that little bitch cry, thank you, we have put up with that mouth for months, and you put her in her spot!"

So what is wrong with this socity, is it the lax of manners that the parents should be teaching these fucking know-it-alls, or is it just they think they can hide behind the legal system. But guess what, those fucking, doosh bag, fucking useless, ass licking, dick sucking, pussy fingering little cunts, are the problem, and the way they talk I know when I was that age would never think of it, as I would have gotten a good beeting. Spare the rod, and fuck up the kid.

Sorry this is the insult thread, I know, but venting is needed, and I know that there are others out here that have had problems with these little fuckin doosh bags. I am done, and off my soap box, and pulling up my pants and leaving now...

MARADONA · 07-02-2008, 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crimson Guard

you cock sucking son of a communist whore

is mine

you cock sucking son of a fascist whore...is mine [now is better]

cryptic · 07-02-2008, 10:15 AM

"You fascist, communist Nazi Jew!"

That one tends to confuse people.

Or,

"Ye Wee Scuggan!" (anyone who knows their Terry Pratchett will get this one).

When i'm truly angry at someone i'll condescendingly use the word "boyo" in place of their actual name.

If i think they're an utter, irredeemable pratt, sometimes i just grin at them, staring, until they look away.

07-04-2008, 10:33 AM

I love "Kiss my royal Irish Ass"

Niceideas · 07-04-2008, 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stricken

"I'm going to tear your skin off, then wear it and have sex with your girlfriend, and she will be like, wow that was awesome, then I will take your skin off and she will be like.. oh, that's why"

That's awesome, do you mind if I use that in future?

07-04-2008, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stricken

"I'm going to tear your skin off, then wear it and have sex with your girlfriend, and she will be like, wow that was awesome, then I will take your skin off and she will be like.. oh, that's why"

That's a variation on my idea of a mind fuck. It involves switching your mind with the mind of a victim's husband. Then when the oppurtunity arrives you rape the the wife. His mind is in your body unconscious. When you have done the dirty deed, you return your mind to your body and his to his. He will wake up wondering why his wife is terrified of him and she will never know that it wasn't him that did it.

Mugga123 · 07-05-2008, 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RLA68

My attacks depend on the person. My boss is short so I usually ask him if he needs a step stool to talk to me. Another is my field supervisor, I question his manliness with making fun of his lunch habits, "salad and fruit." For them it is all in good fun. I take as well as I deliver.

If I don't like you, I porbably would ignore you. Indifference is the definition of truly disliking someone. Not caring at all.

I can't really say there is anything that sets me off. I probably don't like to be disrespected is all I can think of.

All 5 ft 4 in of me wants to say to you....
"You son of a bitch!"

lexie22 · 07-05-2008, 02:46 AM

my favorite to use on someone is just to point and laugh.

donnalee_s · 07-07-2008, 03:01 PM

don't like to insult people
or to be insulted for that matter
if anything...my favorite insults are
kept inside and said maybe out loud
when I'm alone and can scream them.

xavior · 07-08-2008, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cryptic

"You fascist, communist Nazi Jew!"

That one tends to confuse people.

Or,

"Ye Wee Scuggan!" (anyone who knows their Terry Pratchett will get this one).

When i'm truly angry at someone i'll condescendingly use the word "boyo" in place of their actual name.

If i think they're an utter, irredeemable pratt, sometimes i just grin at them, staring, until they look away.

That one is nice.

05-27-2008, 05:31 PM	#23
thebarber69 Privileged Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Mid Atlantic East Coast Posts: 366 Reputation: 1331	This is bad me looking at insult area, but what the hell… Me having a nasty look to me most days, some little doosh bag looked at her friend, and said, “Boy don’t he look like a mean bastard!” I took it as a complement, and just leered at her and she just sunk into her seat, that little laugh inside me…. priceless. Some one that I don’t know calls me “an asshole,” well most times I turn to them and just look at there tight ass life, and say, “That’s Mr. Asshole to you.” Most times they just run. Or even better yet, your sitting at an open-air coffee place, then the cardigan wearing ones come in and just will not sit next to you. “Vile and must be a construction worker,” is heard, but I look at them and say, “What you don’t have an asshole? Shit I sure can see there is one big asshole standing there!” Referring to them, most times they just leave. Not to say that I am a trouble maker, but I still can not refuse to play “Frank Zapper’s Everybody got an asshole,” at one of those “Kind” of coffee places…. The vile and nasty looks I get there. People can get my underwear into a twist, but it’s most over dumb things, things that people do that is just so thoughtless for the other humans, well that’s one that gets my ass, but insults…phff, I just love them, as I always have a smart one to come back with, and most times it hit’s it’s mark. Oh well, fun and games are over time to go back lurking the halls. __________________ Oral arts, and G-gasms, It's not just a Job, It's an adventure!!

06-24-2008, 02:28 AM	#25
MinaPi Privileged Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: California Posts: 368 Reputation: 1730	I got this from Russell Peter's... "You fucking blowjob!" I've used it on occasion and it's so true, people have no idea how to respond to it, I loveee it because it's retardedly lame and actually insults. __________________ Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

06-25-2008, 11:37 PM	#28
MinaPi Privileged Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: California Posts: 368 Reputation: 1730	nopers snale...I'm up north in SF. __________________ Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

06-30-2008, 07:17 AM	#31
thebarber69 Privileged Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Mid Atlantic East Coast Posts: 366 Reputation: 1331	It never seems to surprise me, the vile little assholes that run these streets. I feel this country is doomed with those little 14 year olds out there, having no idea what life is, but still like to parade around with those fucking sprayed on dasy dukes, nice to look at, but they all seem to segrigate out arogant fuckers like me. I am nothing to look at, and most times stay to myself, but the mall rats just piss, me off. I don't go to the mall most weekends, but this weekend had to go get a new computer, due to lightining damage. But this skinny, sprayed on clothes, tits no bigger than moskeito bits said, now get this, "That fucking guy must be an asshole!" Now did I start on her, noooooo, but you know, I looked at her, and with a note of fear, her friends knew I heard it, and I just had to say something. After this little cunt got the idea I was walking to her, she now got that look in her eye, one that is fear, scared, and thought that some one of the other little cunts were going to protect her, 3 left right away as soon as they saw me wandering over, with a few words, to this doosh bag, simple ones, "You know you skiny little cunt, I wouldn't waste a moment of time, but you got it wrong, you talk to me you give me respect, it's Mr Asshole to you, but some one like you that don't have the brains to talk softly, and to say that kind of shit to me, well it's nice to see that I am that Mr Asshole!" Now in real life you can't touch these little cunts, but this makes it be known that this little dooshbag now has tears in her eyes, it was like taking her to a step past raping her, she had true FEAR in those eyes, and as I turned around and headed to the store, I left one comment, "Fucking Doosh bag, funny my mothers old doosh bag had more life in it than you do!" There was one rent a cop there, and he just smiled at me, he figured I might get violent as I do look the part, but his comment was surprising, "You know I never saw that little bitch cry, thank you, we have put up with that mouth for months, and you put her in her spot!" So what is wrong with this socity, is it the lax of manners that the parents should be teaching these fucking know-it-alls, or is it just they think they can hide behind the legal system. But guess what, those fucking, doosh bag, fucking useless, ass licking, dick sucking, pussy fingering little cunts, are the problem, and the way they talk I know when I was that age would never think of it, as I would have gotten a good beeting. Spare the rod, and fuck up the kid. Sorry this is the insult thread, I know, but venting is needed, and I know that there are others out here that have had problems with these little fuckin doosh bags. I am done, and off my soap box, and pulling up my pants and leaving now... __________________ Oral arts, and G-gasms, It's not just a Job, It's an adventure!!

07-02-2008, 10:15 AM	#33
cryptic Trapped by the darkness Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 339 Reputation: 3938	"You fascist, communist Nazi Jew!" That one tends to confuse people. Or, "Ye Wee Scuggan!" (anyone who knows their Terry Pratchett will get this one). When i'm truly angry at someone i'll condescendingly use the word "boyo" in place of their actual name. If i think they're an utter, irredeemable pratt, sometimes i just grin at them, staring, until they look away. __________________ "I don't know what you've done to me But I know this much is true I want to do bad things with you..." - True Blood themesong "So hungry For the one understanding Looking for a token Of blood or tenderness..." - Suzanne Vega Anal rapists are fucking assholes.

05-19-2008, 06:29 PM	#21
Gabby Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: england Posts: 9 Reputation: 36	Most insulting insult inside or outside of slavery roleplay has to be 'fat cunt' I hate that, but the rest of the insults such as dumb slut turn me on, I guess sometimes when insults hit close to home they hurt more even if you know they are roleplay.

05-25-2008, 05:17 PM	#22
RLA68 Banned Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,663 Reputation: 13489	My attacks depend on the person. My boss is short so I usually ask him if he needs a step stool to talk to me. Another is my field supervisor, I question his manliness with making fun of his lunch habits, "salad and fruit." For them it is all in good fun. I take as well as I deliver. If I don't like you, I porbably would ignore you. Indifference is the definition of truly disliking someone. Not caring at all. I can't really say there is anything that sets me off. I probably don't like to be disrespected is all I can think of.

05-29-2008, 07:01 PM	#24
xavior Banned Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 424 Reputation: 13629	"You country music, animal-loving bitch." That insult was thrown at a group of people by a member in a forum. He held some kind of a grudge against rednecks and he couldn't stop calling them animal fuckers, and I found that insult to be extremely offensive.

06-24-2008, 03:46 AM	#26
shysnale Neurotic Escargot Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Poker Table Posts: 2,754 Reputation: 13179	California....Are you far from Laguna Beach? This is where I went. Wonderful memory. Very friendly people. Beautiful weather. Beautiful girls; Heaven

06-24-2008, 08:09 PM	#27
Spokkkk Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7 Reputation: 10	im with thebarber. Ive been known to go after peoples height.

06-29-2008, 11:40 PM	#29
stricken Banned Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 261 Reputation: 3299	"Lick me where I shit"

06-29-2008, 11:41 PM	#30
stricken Banned Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 261 Reputation: 3299	"I'm going to tear your skin off, then wear it and have sex with your girlfriend, and she will be like, wow that was awesome, then I will take your skin off and she will be like.. oh, that's why"

07-04-2008, 10:33 AM	#34
drmephisto Guest Posts: n/a	I love "Kiss my royal Irish Ass"

07-05-2008, 02:46 AM	#38
lexie22 Banned Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Georgia, USA Posts: 835 Reputation: 11198	my favorite to use on someone is just to point and laugh.

07-07-2008, 03:01 PM	#39
donnalee_s almost gone Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 9,377 Reputation: 33747	don't like to insult people or to be insulted for that matter if anything...my favorite insults are kept inside and said maybe out loud when I'm alone and can scream them.