Some questions for the fellas

[DorianBlack]

GagGirl posted a questionnaire for the ladies a while back, which I've since bumped to resurrect. In the interest of fun and fairness, I've updated her's to be a little more appropriate for us fine fellows.



Since we ask so much of the ladies on this board, I think its time we gave back.

What country you from originally? Where are you now? More importantly, do you have a sexy accent?
How old are you?
What's your hair color?
Do you have facial hair?
What best describes your body type?
What best describes your personality?
What’s your address?
Tattoos/Ink, piercings, or other body modifications?
Do you play any musical instruments? Okay, let's be honest and just ask if you play guitar in a band? That's just so hot.

My clothing style most often worn or preferred:
a) Gym clothes or tack suits and trainers
b) Suits or corporate casual
c) Goth/Emo/Romantic ... every day is Halloween, bop-bop-in-ee-bop!
d) Biker/Industrial/Agro
e) Geek/Alt-Rocker and my ironic tee shirt fu is strong!
f) Straight urban thug stylin. Yeah, boy!
g) Preppy with the popped collars and vee-neck sweaters
h) Whatever's lying around in my closet
i) Other. Don't pigeon hole me, man.

My hair:
a) is shiny and bald.
b) has more product than than a BP oil platform.
c) is wind swept and bleached by the sun.
d) is just what it is. I've never thought about it.
e) is multi-colored or otherwise expresses my individuality and creativity.
f) took years to get this long ad silky.

My favorite underwear on women are:
a) silky and lacy ensembles that show off her femininity.
b) cotton briefs and comfortable bras.
c) PVC, vinyl, or leather. Any really will do.
d) sports bras and Lycra shorts. I love how she smells when she's sweaty.
e) day-glo thongs with matching bikini tops. Although I have the urge to give her dollar bills.
f) old stuff she doesn't care about that much ... so there won't be problems when I rip it off her!
g) nothing at all. Chuh.

The underwear I prefer or usually wear are:
a) boxer briefs.
b) jockeys.
c) tighty whities.
d) commando. My boys are free range.
e) sports briefs.
f) jock straps.
g) silky and lacy ensembles that show off my femininity. What?

My ideal rape victim/partner is:
a) a suburban house wife with a mini van and sensible clothing.
b) a woman with some sort of institutional power over me such as a teacher, a police officer, or a supervisor/boss.
c) a woman over whom you have some sort of institutional power such as a student, an employee, or a
d) a young naif still innocent in the ways of the world.
e) a woman of higher social standing such as a socialite or a professional.
f) a woman of lower social standing such as a runaway, a recent immigrant, or a criminal.
g) a group of women or girls. That way I don't have to pick just one.
h) a celebrity or someone else difficult to access.
i) an alien or some sort of fantastical creature with fur or eight breasts. Don't judge me.
j) not an issue. You're assuming I think about women. Bwahahaha!

When I get them I:
a) catch and release. I've had my fun, so why stick around?
b) rape them and pet them and love them forever and ever. Look, I even got a large kennel and crate just for her.
c) invite eight or ten of my closest friends over for a little party.
d) flip them like a house for a profit.
e) eventually have to remove ALL evidence ... if you know what I mean.
f) go online and blog about what I'm going to do to them. Again, don't judge me.
h) help them to realize how much we were meant to be together, which sometimes means I have to get stern.
i) make sure I have the one I was talking to online to set the whole thing up. I usually have a code word she can use to make sure she actually wants this to happen.
j) explain to her as I tie her to the cross that our safe word is the correct pronunciation of the word "gnocchi."

My grooming habits could best be described as:
a) sporadic. I like to keep clean but sometimes I get involved and forget.
b) dirty. I work with my hands and its hard to keep the manicure pristine, know what I'm saying?
c) metro-sexual. I like to look my best and generally keep up with the latest advances in skin and body care. If you don't take care of yourself, no one else will.
d) neat. I shower and shave daily and brush and floss regularly. I feel weird if I don't clean up, but I'm not a freak about it.
e) obsessive. The toothbrush goes in the BLUE jar, damn it! Get over here and take your lesson!
f) alternative. My grime is a statement of my rejection of your petit bourgeois sensibilities. Now get out of my way. I need to go cash this dole check.

I like my women to be:
a) sporadic. She's one of the guys and isn't afraid of a little "clutter." If I wanted some one to clean up after me, I'd date my mom.
b) dirty. She works with her hands, and I find that HOT! It's also saving me a bundle on car repair.
c) princess. I want all heads to turn and look at her when we're out together. I love it that I'm with the prettiest girl in the room no matter where we are.
d) neat. It's sort of a turn off is she brings da funk, but I do like it when we're out hiking and come across a hot springs so I'm not a stickler.
e) obsessive. She gets me and her anger fuels some really great sex.
f) alternative. Her grime is a statement of her rejection of your petit bourgeois sensibilities. Now stop bugging her. She has a photo shoot for NakedAltGirls.com in a few minutes.
g) classy. She knows how to dress and always carries herself like a lady.

Is there something I missed? Feel free to add it.

And girls ... be sure to add anything you want the boys to answer. Is there something you're dying to know about us?

[Crotch_Ripper]

Originally Posted by DorianBlack

GagGirl posted a questionnaire for the ladies a while back, which I've since bumped to resurrect. In the interest of fun and fairness, I've updated her's to be a little more appropriate for us fine fellows.



Since we ask so much of the ladies on this board, I think its time we gave back.

What country you from originally?
USA
More importantly, do you have a sexy accent?
No
How old are you?
Over 18 & Under 65
What's your hair color?
Brown
Do you have facial hair?
No
What best describes your body type?
Fit but not buff
What best describes your personality?
Outgoing very social
What’s your address?
3rd stone from the sun
Tattoos/Ink, piercings, or other body modifications?
No
Do you play any musical instruments?
Saxaphone, but that was a long time ago.
Okay, let's be honest and just ask if you play guitar in a band?
No

My clothing style most often worn or preferred:

i) Other. Don't pigeon hole me, man.
Wear a uniform for work ,cant say what kind though

My hair:
a) is shiny and bald.
b) has more product than than a BP oil platform.
c) is wind swept and bleached by the sun.
d) is just what it is. I've never thought about it.
e) is multi-colored or otherwise expresses my individuality and creativity.
f) took years to get this long ad silky.

My favorite underwear on women are:
a) silky and lacy ensembles that show off her femininity.
b) cotton briefs and comfortable bras.
c) PVC, vinyl, or leather. Any really will do.
d) sports bras and Lycra shorts. I love how she smells when she's sweaty.
e) day-glo thongs with matching bikini tops. Although I have the urge to give her dollar bills.
f) old stuff she doesn't care about that much ... so there won't be problems when I rip it off her!
g) nothing at all. Chuh.

The underwear I prefer or usually wear are:
a) boxer briefs.
b) jockeys.
c) tighty whities.
d) commando. My boys are free range.
e) sports briefs.
f) jock straps.
g) silky and lacy ensembles that show off my femininity. What?

My ideal rape victim/partner is:
a) a suburban house wife with a mini van and sensible clothing.
b) a woman with some sort of institutional power over me such as a teacher, a police officer, or a supervisor/boss.
c) a woman over whom you have some sort of institutional power such as a student, an employee, or a
d) a young naif still innocent in the ways of the world.
e) a woman of higher social standing such as a socialite or a professional.
f) a woman of lower social standing such as a runaway, a recent immigrant, or a criminal.
g) a group of women or girls. That way I don't have to pick just one.
h) a celebrity or someone else difficult to access.
i) an alien or some sort of fantastical creature with fur or eight breasts. Don't judge me.
j) not an issue. You're assuming I think about women. Bwahahaha!
k) A woman in a business suit with high heels & pantyhose.

When I get them I:
a) catch and release. I've had my fun, so why stick around?
b) rape them and pet them and love them forever and ever. Look, I even got a large kennel and crate just for her.
c) invite eight or ten of my closest friends over for a little party.
d) flip them like a house for a profit.
e) eventually have to remove ALL evidence ... if you know what I mean.
f) go online and blog about what I'm going to do to them. Again, don't judge me.
h) help them to realize how much we were meant to be together, which sometimes means I have to get stern.
i) make sure I have the one I was talking to online to set the whole thing up. I usually have a code word she can use to make sure she actually wants this to happen.
j) explain to her as I tie her to the cross that our safe word is the correct pronunciation of the word "gnocchi."

My grooming habits could best be described as:
a) sporadic. I like to keep clean but sometimes I get involved and forget.
b) dirty. I work with my hands and its hard to keep the manicure pristine, know what I'm saying?
c) metro-sexual. I like to look my best and generally keep up with the latest advances in skin and body care. If you don't take care of yourself, no one else will.
d) neat. I shower and shave daily and brush and floss regularly. I feel weird if I don't clean up, but I'm not a freak about it.
e) obsessive. The toothbrush goes in the BLUE jar, damn it! Get over here and take your lesson!
f) alternative. My grime is a statement of my rejection of your petit bourgeois sensibilities. Now get out of my way. I need to go cash this dole check.

I like my women to be:
a) sporadic. She's one of the guys and isn't afraid of a little "clutter." If I wanted some one to clean up after me, I'd date my mom.
b) dirty. She works with her hands, and I find that HOT! It's also saving me a bundle on car repair.
c) princess. I want all heads to turn and look at her when we're out together. I love it that I'm with the prettiest girl in the room no matter where we are.
d) neat. It's sort of a turn off is she brings da funk, but I do like it when we're out hiking and come across a hot springs so I'm not a stickler.
e) obsessive. She gets me and her anger fuels some really great sex.
f) alternative. Her grime is a statement of her rejection of your petit bourgeois sensibilities. Now stop bugging her. She has a photo shoot for NakedAltGirls.com in a few minutes.
g) Classy knows how to dress to please her man.

Is there something I missed? Feel free to add it.

And girls ... be sure to add anything you want the boys to answer. Is there something you're dying to know about us?

I added a few of my own comments

[Gothicjedi666]

What country you from originally? Wales I was born near Cardiff

Where are you now? Great Yarmouth in Norfolk England

More importantly, do you have a sexy accent? Not sure if it is sexy but have being told its unusual

How old are you? 26

What's your hair color? Black

Do you have facial hair? Yes I have a beard

What best describes your body type? Out of shape

What best describes your personality? Funny

What’s your address? Not telling you that I hate junk mail

Tattoos/Ink, piercings, or other body modifications? Two piercings both in left ear

Do you play any musical instruments? Okay, let's be honest and just ask if you play guitar in a band? That's just so hot.

Nope

My clothing style most often worn or preferred:
i) Other. Don't pigeon hole me, man.

Nah its a mixture some Goth and otherwise normal

My hair:

Scruffy

My favorite underwear on women are:

g) nothing at all. Chuh.

The underwear I prefer or usually wear are:
a) boxers.

My ideal rape victim/partner is:

d) a young naif still innocent in the ways of the world.

When I get them I:

i) make sure I have the one I was talking to online to set the whole thing up. I usually have a code word she can use to make sure she actually wants this to happen.

My grooming habits could best be described as:
a) sporadic. I like to keep clean but sometimes I get involved and forget.

I like my women to be:
a) sporadic. She's one of the guys and isn't afraid of a little "clutter." If I wanted some one to clean up after me, I'd date my mom.

[Unblinking Eye]

What country you from originally? Canada
Where are you now? USA
More importantly, do you have a sexy accent? No
How old are you? 29
What's your hair color? Dark brown
Do you have facial hair? A bit of stubble usually, since I only shave every 3 - 4 days
What best describes your body type? Average
What best describes your personality? Introvert, misanthropic
What’s your address? Address me as "Doctor"; I didn't spend 6 years getting a PhD for nothing
Tattoos/Ink, piercings, or other body modifications? Nope
Do you play any musical instruments? Nope
Okay, let's be honest and just ask if you play guitar in a band? Nope

My clothing style most often worn or preferred:
h) Whatever's lying around in my closet - Usually a t-shirt (or polo shirt for work) and jeans

My hair:
a) is shiny and bald - I shave my head

My favorite underwear on women are:
b) cotton briefs and comfortable bras.
g) nothing at all. Chuh.

The underwear I prefer or usually wear are:
Boxer shorts, but occasionally commando

My ideal rape victim/partner is:
d) a young naif still innocent in the ways of the world.
k) a woman of equal social standing such as a co-worker or acquaintance

When I get them I:
a) catch and release. I've had my fun, so why stick around?
b) rape them and pet them and love them forever and ever. Look, I even got a large kennel and crate just for her.

My grooming habits could best be described as:
d) neat. I shower and shave daily and brush and floss regularly. I feel weird if I don't clean up, but I'm not a freak about it.

I like my women to be:
N/A. I'm aromantic, and just this side of asexual, so I don't get into relationships and have no preference in this area.

[bjc1979]

What country you from originally? Where are you now? More importantly, do you have a sexy accent? USA. Kind of a southern accent but not overbearing
How old are you? early 30's
What's your hair color? black
Do you have facial hair? goatee
What best describes your body type? workout 4-5 times a week so I'm in great shape.
What best describes your personality? pretty laid back, good sense of humor
What’s your address? Haha, yeah right
Tattoos/Ink, piercings, or other body modifications? one tattoo, just ask if you wanna see
Do you play any musical instruments? Okay, let's be honest and just ask if you play guitar in a band? That's just so hot.--play guitar but not in a band

My clothing style most often worn or preferred--black t-shirts and jeans
a) Gym clothes or tack suits and trainers
b) Suits or corporate casual
c) Goth/Emo/Romantic ... every day is Halloween, bop-bop-in-ee-bop!
d) Biker/Industrial/Agro
e) Geek/Alt-Rocker and my ironic tee shirt fu is strong!
f) Straight urban thug stylin. Yeah, boy!
g) Preppy with the popped collars and vee-neck sweaters
h) Whatever's lying around in my closet
i) Other. Don't pigeon hole me, man.

My hair--short
a) is shiny and bald.
b) has more product than than a BP oil platform.
c) is wind swept and bleached by the sun.
d) is just what it is. I've never thought about it.
e) is multi-colored or otherwise expresses my individuality and creativity.
f) took years to get this long ad silky.

My favorite underwear on women are--combination of A and D
a) silky and lacy ensembles that show off her femininity.
b) cotton briefs and comfortable bras.
c) PVC, vinyl, or leather. Any really will do.
d) sports bras and Lycra shorts. I love how she smells when she's sweaty.
e) day-glo thongs with matching bikini tops. Although I have the urge to give her dollar bills.
f) old stuff she doesn't care about that much ... so there won't be problems when I rip it off her!
g) nothing at all. Chuh.

The underwear I prefer or usually wear are--A
a) boxer briefs.
b) jockeys.
c) tighty whities.
d) commando. My boys are free range.
e) sports briefs.
f) jock straps.
g) silky and lacy ensembles that show off my femininity. What?

My ideal rape victim/partner is--A
a) a suburban house wife with a mini van and sensible clothing.
b) a woman with some sort of institutional power over me such as a teacher, a police officer, or a supervisor/boss.
c) a woman over whom you have some sort of institutional power such as a student, an employee, or a
d) a young naif still innocent in the ways of the world.
e) a woman of higher social standing such as a socialite or a professional.
f) a woman of lower social standing such as a runaway, a recent immigrant, or a criminal.
g) a group of women or girls. That way I don't have to pick just one.
h) a celebrity or someone else difficult to access.
i) an alien or some sort of fantastical creature with fur or eight breasts. Don't judge me.
j) not an issue. You're assuming I think about women. Bwahahaha!

When I get them I--A
a) catch and release. I've had my fun, so why stick around?
b) rape them and pet them and love them forever and ever. Look, I even got a large kennel and crate just for her.
c) invite eight or ten of my closest friends over for a little party.
d) flip them like a house for a profit.
e) eventually have to remove ALL evidence ... if you know what I mean.
f) go online and blog about what I'm going to do to them. Again, don't judge me.
h) help them to realize how much we were meant to be together, which sometimes means I have to get stern.
i) make sure I have the one I was talking to online to set the whole thing up. I usually have a code word she can use to make sure she actually wants this to happen.
j) explain to her as I tie her to the cross that our safe word is the correct pronunciation of the word "gnocchi."

My grooming habits could best be described as--D
a) sporadic. I like to keep clean but sometimes I get involved and forget.
b) dirty. I work with my hands and its hard to keep the manicure pristine, know what I'm saying?
c) metro-sexual. I like to look my best and generally keep up with the latest advances in skin and body care. If you don't take care of yourself, no one else will.
d) neat. I shower and shave daily and brush and floss regularly. I feel weird if I don't clean up, but I'm not a freak about it.
e) obsessive. The toothbrush goes in the BLUE jar, damn it! Get over here and take your lesson!
f) alternative. My grime is a statement of my rejection of your petit bourgeois sensibilities. Now get out of my way. I need to go cash this dole check.

I like my women to be--A
a) sporadic. She's one of the guys and isn't afraid of a little "clutter." If I wanted some one to clean up after me, I'd date my mom.
b) dirty. She works with her hands, and I find that HOT! It's also saving me a bundle on car repair.
c) princess. I want all heads to turn and look at her when we're out together. I love it that I'm with the prettiest girl in the room no matter where we are.
d) neat. It's sort of a turn off is she brings da funk, but I do like it when we're out hiking and come across a hot springs so I'm not a stickler.
e) obsessive. She gets me and her anger fuels some really great sex.
f) alternative. Her grime is a statement of her rejection of your petit bourgeois sensibilities. Now stop bugging her. She has a photo shoot for NakedAltGirls.com in a few minutes.

[DorianBlack]

What country you from originally?
Idaho, USA

Where are you now?
San Francisco, CA

More importantly, do you have a sexy accent?
Yes

How old are you?
42

What's your hair color?
Salt and pepper

Do you have facial hair?
I have a neatly trimmed full beard

What best describes your body type?
Bear-ish

What best describes your personality?
Charismatic and outgoing

What’s your address?
Flexible

Tattoos/Ink, piercings, or other body modifications?
Nope, but I'm the only one by a LONG way in my crowd

Do you play any musical instruments?
Piano, guitar, bass guitar, some harmonica

Okay, let's be honest and just ask if you play guitar in a band? That's just so hot.
No, but I've sung in a band and pretended I was good enough to play

My clothing style most often worn or preferred:
b) Suits or corporate casual
d) Biker/Industrial/Agro

My hair:
a) is shiny and bald.

My favorite underwear on women are:
a) silky and lacy ensembles that show off her femininity.
b) cotton briefs and comfortable bras.
c) PVC, vinyl, or leather. Any really will do.
d) sports bras and Lycra shorts. I love how she smells when she's sweaty.
g) nothing at all. Chuh.

The underwear I prefer or usually wear are:
a) boxer briefs.
e) sports briefs.

My ideal rape victim/partner is:
a) a suburban house wife with a mini van and sensible clothing.
b) a woman with some sort of institutional power over me such as a teacher, a police officer, or a supervisor/boss.
c) a woman over whom you have some sort of institutional power such as a student, an employee, or a
d) a young naif still innocent in the ways of the world.
e) a woman of higher social standing such as a socialite or a professional.
f) a woman of lower social standing such as a runaway, a recent immigrant, or a criminal.
g) a group of women or girls. That way I don't have to pick just one.
h) a celebrity or someone else difficult to access.
i) an alien or some sort of fantastical creature with fur or eight breasts. Don't judge me.


When I get them I:
b) rape them and pet them and love them forever and ever. Look, I even got a large kennel and crate just for her.
c) invite eight or ten of my closest friends over for a little party.
h) help them to realize how much we were meant to be together, which sometimes means I have to get stern.
j) explain to her as I tie her to the cross that our safe word is the correct pronunciation of the word "gnocchi."

My grooming habits could best be described as:
d) neat. I shower and shave daily and brush and floss regularly. I feel weird if I don't clean up, but I'm not a freak about it.

I like my women to be:
d) neat. It's sort of a turn off is she brings da funk, but I do like it when we're out hiking and come across a hot springs so I'm not a stickler.

[TheSwede]

What country you from originally? Sweden
Where are you now? Sweden
More importantly, do you have a sexy accent? Probably not, but that is not for me to judge.
How old are you? 30
What's your hair color? Brown
Do you have facial hair? Yes, a well-trimmed beard. My GF thinks I spend to much time on it.
What best describes your body type? Slightly muscular.
What best describes your personality? Helpful.
What’s your address? 127.0.0.1
Tattoos/Ink, piercings, or other body modifications? Five piercings in the ears, one in the eyebrow. I would like to tattoo a big scorpion on my chest or back, but it's too expensive for me right now.
Do you play any musical instruments? Drums, piano.
Okay, let's be honest and just ask if you play guitar in a band? Sorry, my band split 10 years ago, and I never learned to play the guitar. Big mistake.

My clothing style most often worn or preferred:
i) Other. Don't pigeon hole me, man.

My hair:
f) took years to get this long ad silky.

My favorite underwear on women are:
a) silky and lacy ensembles that show off her femininity.

The underwear I prefer or usually wear are:
a) boxer briefs.

My ideal rape victim/partner is:
d) a young naif still innocent in the ways of the world.

When I get them I:
b) rape them and pet them and love them forever and ever. Look, I even got a large kennel and crate just for her.

My grooming habits could best be described as:
d) neat. I shower and shave daily and brush and floss regularly. I feel weird if I don't clean up, but I'm not a freak about it.

I like my women to be:
c) princess. I want all heads to turn and look at her when we're out together. I love it that I'm with the prettiest girl in the room no matter where we are.

[Ingenue]

Originally Posted by DorianBlack

b) rape them and pet them and love them forever and ever. Look, I even got a large kennel and crate just for her.

I am amused and intrigued by how many guys are choosing this option.

Originally Posted by DorianBlack

And girls ... be sure to add anything you want the boys to answer. Is there something you're dying to know about us?

I think this covers it quite well. I'll post the minute I think of something dumb to ask.

Originally Posted by DorianBlack

i) an alien or some sort of fantastical creature with fur or eight breasts. Don't judge me.

Not judging. Not even giggling. What? No, that wasn't a giggle. I hiccuped. Anyway, sci fi is fun.

[NastyJack]

What country you from originally? Where are you now?
USA, and USA

More importantly, do you have a sexy accent?
Does "redneck" count?

How old are you?
Mid-50's

What's your hair color?
Used to be dark brown, now mostly gray

Do you have facial hair?
No

What best describes your body type?
I'm not fat, I'm just "fluffy"

What best describes your personality?
I'm one of those quiet ones you have to watch out for

What’s your address?
"Four score and seven years ago ..."

Tattoos/Ink, piercings, or other body modifications?
None

Do you play any musical instruments?
No

Okay, let's be honest and just ask if you play guitar in a band? That's just so hot.
I tried the kind with five colored buttons. Couldn't play that either.


My clothing style most often worn or preferred:
b) Suits or corporate casual
h) Whatever's lying around in my closet

My hair:
d) is just what it is. I've never thought about it.

My favorite underwear on women are:
First choice:
f) old stuff she doesn't care about that much ... so there won't be problems when I rip it off her!

Runners-up:
a) silky and lacy ensembles that show off her femininity.
b) cotton briefs and comfortable bras.
g) nothing at all. Chuh.

The underwear I prefer or usually wear are:
a) boxer briefs.
b) jockeys.
sometimes, when role-playing ...
d) commando. My boys are free range.

My ideal rape victim/partner is:
First choice:
a) a suburban house wife with a mini van and sensible clothing.

Runners-up:
b) a woman with some sort of institutional power over me such as a teacher, a police officer, or a supervisor/boss.
d) a young naif still innocent in the ways of the world.
e) a woman of higher social standing such as a socialite or a professional.



When I get them I:
a) catch and release. I've had my fun, so why stick around?

i) make sure I have the one I was talking to online to set the whole thing up. I usually have a code word she can use to make sure she actually wants this to happen.


My grooming habits could best be described as:
d) neat. I shower and shave daily and brush and floss regularly. I feel weird if I don't clean up, but I'm not a freak about it.


I like my women to be:
d) neat. It's sort of a turn off is she brings da funk, but I do like it when we're out hiking and come across a hot springs so I'm not a stickler.
g) classy. She knows how to dress and always carries herself like a lady.

Is there something I missed? Feel free to add it.
How about "vocal response"? I like my victims to scream in protest, even as they're climaxing. Do guys prefer stunned silence, sobs, fearful begging to stop, eager begging for more?

And guys, do you work silently, tell your victim how pretty she is, tell her what a great fuck she is, or tell her what a piece of crap she is?

[justmetoo]

What country you from originally? Where are you now?
USA for both.

More importantly, do you have a sexy accent?
No accent but I do have a deep sexy voice, or so I am told.

How old are you?
Early 50's

What's your hair color?
Salt and pepper

Do you have facial hair?
No

What best describes your body type?
I take care of it by working out in the gym 5 times a week.

What best describes your personality?
Somewhat outgoing.

What’s your address?
If you're a gal tell me yours first

Tattoos/Ink, piercings, or other body modifications?
Nope.

Do you play any musical instruments?
Tenor Sax, piano

Okay, let's be honest and just ask if you play guitar in a band? That's just so hot.
Well, I don't play in a band, but I did build my own base guitar.

My clothing style most often worn or preferred:
a) Gym clothes or tack suits and trainers
b) Suits or corporate casual

My hair:
d) is just what it is. I've never thought about it.

My favorite underwear on women are:
a) silky and lacy ensembles that show off her femininity.

The underwear I prefer or usually wear are:
e) sports briefs.

My ideal rape victim/partner is:
a) a suburban house wife with a mini van and sensible clothing.

When I get them I:
c) invite eight or ten of my closest friends over for a little party.

My grooming habits could best be described as:
d) neat. I shower and shave daily and brush and floss regularly. I feel weird if I don't clean up, but I'm not a freak about it.

I like my women to be:
g) classy. She knows how to dress and always carries herself like a lady.

[HoldenW]

What country you from originally?

Canada, Newfoundland!

Where are you now?

Still Canada, but the opposite coast, B.C

More importantly, do you have a sexy accent?

French Canadien...no, not sexy.

How old are you?

Old enough for facial hair, young enough not to lose it.

What's your hair color?

Depends on the season, right now, black

Do you have facial hair?

I keep it at a minimum

What best describes your body type?

bean sprout

What best describes your personality?

apologetic
What’s your address?

Well sir, if you only knew what the answer's worth, been searching every corner of the earth.

Tattoos/Ink, piercings, or other body modifications?

I've almost every non-surface piercing in my youth, now there are only scars. And a small tattoo on my back.

Do you play any musical instruments?

Piano!

Okay, let's be honest and just ask if you play guitar in a band? That's just so hot.

Piano is so much hotter.

My clothing style most often worn or preferred:
a) Gym clothes or tack suits and trainers
b) Suits or corporate casual
c) Goth/Emo/Romantic ... every day is Halloween, bop-bop-in-ee-bop!
d) Biker/Industrial/Agro
e) Geek/Alt-Rocker and my ironic tee shirt fu is strong!
f) Straight urban thug stylin. Yeah, boy!
g) Preppy with the popped collars and vee-neck sweaters
h) Whatever's lying around in my closet
i) Other. Don't pigeon hole me, man.

My hair:
a) is shiny and bald.
b) has more product than than a BP oil platform.
c) is wind swept and bleached by the sun.
d) is just what it is. I've never thought about it.
e) is multi-colored or otherwise expresses my individuality and creativity.
f) took years to get this long ad silky.

My favorite underwear on women are:
a) silky and lacy ensembles that show off her femininity.
b) cotton briefs and comfortable bras.
c) PVC, vinyl, or leather. Any really will do.
d) sports bras and Lycra shorts. I love how she smells when she's sweaty.
e) day-glo thongs with matching bikini tops. Although I have the urge to give her dollar bills.
f) old stuff she doesn't care about that much ... so there won't be problems when I rip it off her!
g) nothing at all. Chuh.

The underwear I prefer or usually wear are:
a) boxer briefs.
b) jockeys.
c) tighty whities.
d) commando. My boys are free range.
e) sports briefs.
f) jock straps.
g) silky and lacy ensembles that show off my femininity. What?

My ideal rape victim/partner is:
a) a suburban house wife with a mini van and sensible clothing.
b) a woman with some sort of institutional power over me such as a teacher, a police officer, or a supervisor/boss.
c) a woman over whom you have some sort of institutional power such as a student, an employee, or a
d) a young naif still innocent in the ways of the world.
e) a woman of higher social standing such as a socialite or a professional.
f) a woman of lower social standing such as a runaway, a recent immigrant, or a criminal.
g) a group of women or girls. That way I don't have to pick just one.
h) a celebrity or someone else difficult to access.
i) an alien or some sort of fantastical creature with fur or eight breasts. Don't judge me.
j) not an issue. You're assuming I think about women. Bwahahaha!

When I get them I:
a) catch and release. I've had my fun, so why stick around?
b) rape them and pet them and love them forever and ever. Look, I even got a large kennel and crate just for her.
c) invite eight or ten of my closest friends over for a little party.
d) flip them like a house for a profit.
e) eventually have to remove ALL evidence ... if you know what I mean.
f) go online and blog about what I'm going to do to them. Again, don't judge me.
h) help them to realize how much we were meant to be together, which sometimes means I have to get stern.
i) make sure I have the one I was talking to online to set the whole thing up. I usually have a code word she can use to make sure she actually wants this to happen.
j) explain to her as I tie her to the cross that our safe word is the correct pronunciation of the word "gnocchi."

My grooming habits could best be described as:
a) sporadic. I like to keep clean but sometimes I get involved and forget.
b) dirty. I work with my hands and its hard to keep the manicure pristine, know what I'm saying?
c) metro-sexual. I like to look my best and generally keep up with the latest advances in skin and body care. If you don't take care of yourself, no one else will.
d) neat. I shower and shave daily and brush and floss regularly. I feel weird if I don't clean up, but I'm not a freak about it.
e) obsessive. The toothbrush goes in the BLUE jar, damn it! Get over here and take your lesson!
f) alternative. My grime is a statement of my rejection of your petit bourgeois sensibilities. Now get out of my way. I need to go cash this dole check.

I like my women to be:
a) sporadic. She's one of the guys and isn't afraid of a little "clutter." If I wanted some one to clean up after me, I'd date my mom.
b) dirty. She works with her hands, and I find that HOT! It's also saving me a bundle on car repair.
c) princess. I want all heads to turn and look at her when we're out together. I love it that I'm with the prettiest girl in the room no matter where we are.
d) neat. It's sort of a turn off is she brings da funk, but I do like it when we're out hiking and come across a hot springs so I'm not a stickler.
e) obsessive. She gets me and her anger fuels some really great sex.
f) alternative. Her grime is a statement of her rejection of your petit bourgeois sensibilities. Now stop bugging her. She has a photo shoot for NakedAltGirls.com in a few minutes.
g) classy. She knows how to dress and always carries herself like a lady.

[Shocker16]

What country you from originally? Where are you now? More importantly, do you have a sexy accent? - Germany
How old are you? - 34
What's your hair color? - black
Do you have facial hair? - just eyebrows
What best describes your body type? - slightly to small for my weight
What best describes your personality? - dirty mind
What’s your address?
Tattoos/Ink, piercings, or other body modifications? - no
Do you play any musical instruments? Okay, let's be honest and just ask if you play guitar in a band? That's just so hot. - no

My clothing style most often worn or preferred:
Polo shirts and jeans

My hair:
d) is just what it is. I've never thought about it.

My favorite underwear on women are:
b) cotton briefs and comfortable bras.

The underwear I prefer or usually wear are:
e) sports briefs.

My ideal rape victim/partner is:
a) a suburban house wife with a mini van and sensible clothing.
b) a woman with some sort of institutional power over me such as a teacher, a police officer, or a supervisor/boss.
c) a woman over whom you have some sort of institutional power such as a student, an employee, or a
d) a young naif still innocent in the ways of the world.
e) a woman of higher social standing such as a socialite or a professional.
f) a woman of lower social standing such as a runaway, a recent immigrant, or a criminal.
g) a group of women or girls. That way I don't have to pick just one.
all of the above, Im not to picky. As long as there are 2 legs to part ...

When I get them I:
After I had all my fun I leave hear tied up, shaved all over with a sign "next one please".

My grooming habits could best be described as:
d) neat. I shower and shave daily and brush and floss regularly. I feel weird if I don't clean up, but I'm not a freak about it.

I like my women to be:
d) neat. It's sort of a turn off is she brings da funk, but I do like it when we're out hiking and come across a hot springs so I'm not a stickler.

[Ingenue]

Couple more questions.

I call them:
a) Her name, of course. What else?
b) Nothing. I don't bother to speak to her.
c) "you"
d) Terms that suggest she wants or enjoys the rape - "slut", "whore", "cocktease" etc
e) Terms that degrade and dehumanize her - "toy", "cumhole", "worthless fuckmeat" etc
f) Terms of endearment - "sweetie", "darling", "precious" etc
g) A name of my choosing. Henceforth she will answer to this and nothing else.

And I make them call me:
a) My name, of course. What else?
b) Nothing. She's either gagged or threatened into silence.
c) Whatever. I don't care: her threats and insults only encourage me.
d) Master
e) Sir
f) Terms of endearment I force her to use - "darling", "honey", "my love" etc
g) "Please no". Well, I hear it often enough it could well be my name.

[justmetoo]

I'd want to use her real name. To me it would make the rape a bit more personal for her. As for what she calls me, I don't really care. Depending on the situation she might be gagged but I'd rather have her threatening me. Insults - bring 'em on. I like my victims to have a lot of fight and spirit in them.

[Unblinking Eye]

I call them:
c) "you"
or
f) Terms of endearment - "sweetie", "darling", "precious" etc
g) A name of my choosing. Henceforth she will answer to this and nothing else.

Generally "c". In some cases, particularly long-term abductions, I like the idea of calling my victim by a name of my choosing and then using terms of endearment. Make her think that I've either mistaken her for someone else or that I'm just using her as a stand-in for someone else.

However, sometimes in the case of a long-term abduction and rape of a woman whose name I don't know, I like the idea of telling her that she will suffer if she tells me her name at any point. Just to make it clear that her old life is over and to further dehumanize her.

And I make them call me:
b) Nothing. She's either gagged or threatened into silence.
c) Whatever. I don't care: her threats and insults only encourage me.

Generally "c", in that I really don't care what she calls me. She may learn, however, that using certain terms against me results in a higher probability of me inflicting pain on her.

[Defilen Rekker]

What country you from originally?
Australia

How old are you?
35

What's your hair color?
brown

Do you have facial hair?
usually!

What best describes your body type?
tall/lean

What best describes your personality?
cavalier

What’s your address?
I don't wear dresses :P

My clothing style most often worn or preferred:
b) Suits or corporate casual

My hair:
d) is just what it is. I've never thought about it.

My favorite underwear on women are:
a) silky and lacy ensembles that show off her femininity.

The underwear I prefer or usually wear are:
a) boxer briefs.

My ideal rape victim/partner is:
h) a celebrity or someone else difficult to access.
(My whole thing in rape fantasy is about celebrity victims, and fictional characters based on them)

When I get them I:
let them discover just how much slow sexual torture a beautiful young woman can take

My grooming habits could best be described as:
d) neat. I shower and shave daily and brush and floss regularly. I feel weird if I don't clean up

I like my women to be:
c) princess.
d) neat.
g) classy.

(Each of these qualities or a combination thereof is good. I like a woman who has a sexual power and knows how to wield it)
d) Terms that suggest she wants or enjoys the rape - "slut", "whore", "cocktease" etc

And I make them call me:
g) "Please no". Well, I hear it often enough it could well be my name.

Basically, based on years of roleplaying, all my rape fantasy is ultimately centered in a fictional, alternate universe. It provides a neat, insular world for storytelling. I don't associate my love of it with any "real-world" application at all- fantasy is the whole point!

[gsteve]

What country you from originally? Where are you now? More importantly, do you have a sexy accent? Scotland born and bred, depends on if the ladies like it i guess

How old are you? 27
What's your hair color? dark brown
Do you have facial hair? designer stubble
What best describes your body type? hmm tall and broad shouldered
What best describes your personality? Funny, i like to laugh
What’s your address? Aberdeen
Tattoos/Ink, piercings, or other body modifications? no but i would like a tatooo any suggestions?
Do you play any musical instruments? No
Okay, let's be honest and just ask if you play guitar in a band? That's just so hot.


My clothing style most often worn or preferred:
a) Gym clothes or tack suits and trainers
b) Suits or corporate casual
c) Goth/Emo/Romantic ... every day is Halloween, bop-bop-in-ee-bop!
d) Biker/Industrial/Agro
e) Geek/Alt-Rocker and my ironic tee shirt fu is strong!
f) Straight urban thug stylin. Yeah, boy!
g) Preppy with the popped collars and vee-neck sweaters
h) Whatever's lying around in my closet
i) Other. Don't pigeon hole me, man.

My hair:
a) is shiny and bald.
b) has more product than than a BP oil platform.
c) is wind swept and bleached by the sun.
d) is just what it is. I've never thought about it.
e) is multi-colored or otherwise expresses my individuality and creativity.
f) took years to get this long ad silky.

My favorite underwear on women are:
a) silky and lacy ensembles that show off her femininity.
b) cotton briefs and comfortable bras.
c) PVC, vinyl, or leather. Any really will do.
d) sports bras and Lycra shorts. I love how she smells when she's sweaty.
e) day-glo thongs with matching bikini tops. Although I have the urge to give her dollar bills.
f) old stuff she doesn't care about that much ... so there won't be problems when I rip it off her!
g) nothing at all. Chuh.

The underwear I prefer or usually wear are:
a) boxer briefs.
b) jockeys.
c) tighty whities.
d) commando. My boys are free range.
e) sports briefs.
f) jock straps.
g) silky and lacy ensembles that show off my femininity. What?

My ideal rape victim/partner is:
a) a suburban house wife with a mini van and sensible clothing.
b) a woman with some sort of institutional power over me such as a teacher, a police officer, or a supervisor/boss.
c) a woman over whom you have some sort of institutional power such as a student, an employee, or a
d) a young naif still innocent in the ways of the world.
e) a woman of higher social standing such as a socialite or a professional.
f) a woman of lower social standing such as a runaway, a recent immigrant, or a criminal.
g) a group of women or girls. That way I don't have to pick just one.
h) a celebrity or someone else difficult to access.
i) an alien or some sort of fantastical creature with fur or eight breasts. Don't judge me.
j) not an issue. You're assuming I think about women. Bwahahaha!

When I get them I:
a) catch and release. I've had my fun, so why stick around?
b) rape them and pet them and love them forever and ever. Look, I even got a large kennel and crate just for her.
c) invite eight or ten of my closest friends over for a little party.
d) flip them like a house for a profit.
e) eventually have to remove ALL evidence ... if you know what I mean.
f) go online and blog about what I'm going to do to them. Again, don't judge me.
h) help them to realize how much we were meant to be together, which sometimes means I have to get stern.
i) make sure I have the one I was talking to online to set the whole thing up. I usually have a code word she can use to make sure she actually wants this to happen.
j) explain to her as I tie her to the cross that our safe word is the correct pronunciation of the word "gnocchi."

My grooming habits could best be described as:
a) sporadic. I like to keep clean but sometimes I get involved and forget.
b) dirty. I work with my hands and its hard to keep the manicure pristine, know what I'm saying?
c) metro-sexual. I like to look my best and generally keep up with the latest advances in skin and body care. If you don't take care of yourself, no one else will.
d) neat. I shower and shave daily and brush and floss regularly. I feel weird if I don't clean up, but I'm not a freak about it.e) obsessive. The toothbrush goes in the BLUE jar, damn it! Get over here and take your lesson!
f) alternative. My grime is a statement of my rejection of your petit bourgeois sensibilities. Now get out of my way. I need to go cash this dole check.

I like my women to be:
a) sporadic. She's one of the guys and isn't afraid of a little "clutter." If I wanted some one to clean up after me, I'd date my mom.
b) dirty. She works with her hands, and I find that HOT! It's also saving me a bundle on car repair.
c) princess. I want all heads to turn and look at her when we're out together. I love it that I'm with the prettiest girl in the room no matter where we are.
d) neat. It's sort of a turn off is she brings da funk, but I do like it when we're out hiking and come across a hot springs so I'm not a stickler.

e) obsessive. She gets me and her anger fuels some really great sex.
f) alternative. Her grime is a statement of her rejection of your petit bourgeois sensibilities. Now stop bugging her. She has a photo shoot for NakedAltGirls.com in a few minutes.
g) classy. She knows how to dress and always carries herself like a lady

[possessed969]

What country you from originally? Where are you now? More importantly, do you have a sexy accent?
Scotland, Aberdeen and according to my girlfriend I do
How old are you?
24
What's your hair color?
Dark brown
Do you have facial hair?
Yes
What best describes your body type?
Average
What best describes your personality?
Silly
What’s your address?
No chance drive, Pissoffshire
Tattoos/Ink, piercings, or other body modifications?
None yet
Do you play any musical instruments? Okay, let's be honest and just ask if you play guitar in a band? That's just so hot.
Nope

My clothing style most often worn or preferred:
f) Straight urban thug stylin. Yeah, boy!
h) Whatever's lying around in my closet
i) Other. Don't pigeon hole me, man.

My hair:
d) is just what it is. I've never thought about it.

My favorite underwear on women are:
a) silky and lacy ensembles that show off
d) sports bras and Lycra shorts. I love how she smells when she's sweaty.
e) day-glo thongs with matching bikini tops. Although I have the urge to give her dollar bills.
f) old stuff she doesn't care about that much ... so there won't be problems when I rip it off her!

The underwear I prefer or usually wear are:
a) boxer briefs.

My ideal rape victim/partner is:
a) a suburban house wife with a mini van and sensible clothing.
b) a woman with some sort of institutional power over me such as a teacher, a police officer, or a supervisor/boss.
c) a woman over whom you have some sort of institutional power such as a student, an employee, or a
d) a young naif still innocent in the ways of the world.
e) a woman of higher social standing such as a socialite or a professional.
f) a woman of lower social standing such as a runaway, a recent immigrant, or a criminal.
h) a celebrity or someone else difficult to access.
i) an alien or some sort of fantastical creature with fur or eight breasts. Don't judge me.
j) not an issue. You're assuming I think about women. Bwahahaha!

When I get them I:
b) rape them and pet them and love them forever and ever. Look, I even got a large kennel and crate just for her.
f) go online and blog about what I'm going to do to them. Again, don't judge me.
h) help them to realize how much we were meant to be together, which sometimes means I have to get stern.
i) make sure I have the one I was talking to online to set the whole thing up. I usually have a code word she can use to make sure she actually wants this to happen.

My grooming habits could best be described as:
a) sporadic. I like to keep clean but sometimes I get involved and forget.
d) neat. I shower and shave daily and brush and floss regularly. I feel weird if I don't clean up, but I'm not a freak about it.

I like my women to be:
a) sporadic. She's one of the guys and isn't afraid of a little "clutter." If I wanted some one to clean up after me, I'd date my mom.
b) dirty. She works with her hands, and I find that HOT! It's also saving me a bundle on car repair.
c) princess. I want all heads to turn and look at her when we're out together. I love it that I'm with the prettiest girl in the room no matter where we are.
d) neat. It's sort of a turn off is she brings da funk, but I do like it when we're out hiking and come across a hot springs so I'm not a stickler.
e) obsessive. She gets me and her anger fuels some really great sex.
f) alternative. Her grime is a statement of her rejection of your petit bourgeois sensibilities. Now stop bugging her. She has a photo shoot for NakedAltGirls.com in a few minutes.
g) classy. She knows how to dress and always carries herself like a lady.

[bigal]

What country you from originally? Where are you now? More importantly, do you have a sexy accent?
USA. USA. Deep voice I guess.
How old are you?
Way over the hill, almost 60.
What's your hair color?
Black.
Do you have facial hair?
No
What best describes your body type?
Average build, not fat.
What best describes your personality?
Outgoing.
What’s your address?
Wherever you want it to be.
Tattoos/Ink, piercings, or other body modifications?
Tattoos on arms and chest.
Do you play any musical instruments? Okay, let's be honest and just ask if you play guitar in a band? That's just so hot.
Guitar and sax.
My clothing style most often worn or preferred:
a) Gym clothes or tack suits and trainers
b) Suits or corporate casual
c) Goth/Emo/Romantic ... every day is Halloween, bop-bop-in-ee-bop!
d) Biker/Industrial/Agro
e) Geek/Alt-Rocker and my ironic tee shirt fu is strong!
f) Straight urban thug stylin. Yeah, boy!
g) Preppy with the popped collars and vee-neck sweaters
h) Whatever's lying around in my closet
i) Other. Don't pigeon hole me, man.
b for work, d usually.

My hair:
a) is shiny and bald.
b) has more product than than a BP oil platform.
c) is wind swept and bleached by the sun.
d) is just what it is. I've never thought about it.
e) is multi-colored or otherwise expresses my individuality and creativity.
f) took years to get this long ad silky.
d

My favorite underwear on women are:
a) silky and lacy ensembles that show off her femininity.
b) cotton briefs and comfortable bras.
c) PVC, vinyl, or leather. Any really will do.
d) sports bras and Lycra shorts. I love how she smells when she's sweaty.
e) day-glo thongs with matching bikini tops. Although I have the urge to give her dollar bills.
f) old stuff she doesn't care about that much ... so there won't be problems when I rip it off her!
g) nothing at all. Chuh.
b and d

The underwear I prefer or usually wear are:
a) boxer briefs.
b) jockeys.
c) tighty whities.
d) commando. My boys are free range.
e) sports briefs.
f) jock straps.
g) silky and lacy ensembles that show off my femininity. What?

My ideal rape victim/partner is:
a) a suburban house wife with a mini van and sensible clothing.
b) a woman with some sort of institutional power over me such as a teacher, a police officer, or a supervisor/boss.
c) a woman over whom you have some sort of institutional power such as a student, an employee, or a
d) a young naif still innocent in the ways of the world.
e) a woman of higher social standing such as a socialite or a professional.
f) a woman of lower social standing such as a runaway, a recent immigrant, or a criminal.
g) a group of women or girls. That way I don't have to pick just one.
h) a celebrity or someone else difficult to access.
i) an alien or some sort of fantastical creature with fur or eight breasts. Don't judge me.
j) not an issue. You're assuming I think about women. Bwahahaha!
a,b,c,d,e and f.

When I get them I:
a) catch and release. I've had my fun, so why stick around?
b) rape them and pet them and love them forever and ever. Look, I even got a large kennel and crate just for her.
c) invite eight or ten of my closest friends over for a little party.
d) flip them like a house for a profit.
e) eventually have to remove ALL evidence ... if you know what I mean.
f) go online and blog about what I'm going to do to them. Again, don't judge me.
h) help them to realize how much we were meant to be together, which sometimes means I have to get stern.
i) make sure I have the one I was talking to online to set the whole thing up. I usually have a code word she can use to make sure she actually wants this to happen.
j) explain to her as I tie her to the cross that our safe word is the correct pronunciation of the word "gnocchi."
c and/or d.

My grooming habits could best be described as:
a) sporadic. I like to keep clean but sometimes I get involved and forget.
b) dirty. I work with my hands and its hard to keep the manicure pristine, know what I'm saying?
c) metro-sexual. I like to look my best and generally keep up with the latest advances in skin and body care. If you don't take care of yourself, no one else will.
d) neat. I shower and shave daily and brush and floss regularly. I feel weird if I don't clean up, but I'm not a freak about it.
e) obsessive. The toothbrush goes in the BLUE jar, damn it! Get over here and take your lesson!
f) alternative. My grime is a statement of my rejection of your petit bourgeois sensibilities. Now get out of my way. I need to go cash this dole check.
d.

I like my women to be:
a) sporadic. She's one of the guys and isn't afraid of a little "clutter." If I wanted some one to clean up after me, I'd date my mom.
b) dirty. She works with her hands, and I find that HOT! It's also saving me a bundle on car repair.
c) princess. I want all heads to turn and look at her when we're out together. I love it that I'm with the prettiest girl in the room no matter where we are.
d) neat. It's sort of a turn off is she brings da funk, but I do like it when we're out hiking and come across a hot springs so I'm not a stickler.
e) obsessive. She gets me and her anger fuels some really great sex.
f) alternative. Her grime is a statement of her rejection of your petit bourgeois sensibilities. Now stop bugging her. She has a photo shoot for NakedAltGirls.com in a few minutes.
g) classy. She knows how to dress and always carries herself like a lady.
a and d.

Is there something I missed? Feel free to add it.
Fuck, this was a long questionairre!

[Darksyde]

What country you from originally? Where are you now? More importantly, do you have a sexy accent?
USA. USA. My accent is a subtle mixture of all the different states I've lived in.
How old are you?
50-something.
What's your hair color?
Brown.
Do you have facial hair?
Not usually.
What best describes your body type?
Tall, with a few extra pounds.
What best describes your personality?
Quiet and reserved until I get comfortable around you. Then I can be quite talkative!
What’s your address?
Yeah, right!
Tattoos/Ink, piercings, or other body modifications?
None. Never gonna happen.
Do you play any musical instruments? Okay, let's be honest and just ask if you play guitar in a band? That's just so hot.
No. The only keyboard I'm good with is attached to a computer.

My clothing style most often worn or preferred:
h) Whatever's lying around in my closet

My hair:
d) is just what it is. I've never thought about it.

My favorite underwear on women are:
Mostly A or C, but D, E, or G work too!
a) silky and lacy ensembles that show off her femininity.
c) PVC, vinyl, or leather. Any really will do.
d) sports bras and Lycra shorts. I love how she smells when she's sweaty.
e) day-glo thongs with matching bikini tops. Although I have the urge to give her dollar bills.
g) nothing at all. Chuh.

The underwear I prefer or usually wear are:
Mostly A, but I've been known to go with D sometimes.
a) boxer briefs.
d) commando. My boys are free range.

My ideal rape victim/partner is:
Any combination of C, D, and F.
c) a woman over whom you have some sort of institutional power such as a student, an employee, or a
d) a young naif still innocent in the ways of the world.
f) a woman of lower social standing such as a runaway, a recent immigrant, or a criminal.

When I get them I:
A, C, or D, or a combination of them.
a) catch and release. I've had my fun, so why stick around?
c) invite eight or ten of my closest friends over for a little party.
d) flip them like a house for a profit.

My grooming habits could best be described as:
More D than A, but A definitely happens now and then.
a) sporadic. I like to keep clean but sometimes I get involved and forget.
d) neat. I shower and shave daily and brush and floss regularly. I feel weird if I don't clean up, but I'm not a freak about it.

I like my women to be:
C or G, but more often C.
c) princess. I want all heads to turn and look at her when we're out together. I love it that I'm with the prettiest girl in the room no matter where we are.
g) classy. She knows how to dress and always carries herself like a lady.

Is there something I missed? Feel free to add it.