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06-21-2009, 10:24 AM | #1 |
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~Swearing Contest~
Seeing as the Rowdy Room has been pretty anti-rowdy as of late I thought I'd attempt to start something slightly "rowdy" via my sleepy, been up for more than 24 hours, drunkness; a swearing contest. The rules are simple: there are no rules. Just swear your heads off in an immature and assanine attempt to out-swear everyone else. Rather you need to vent or if something is pissing you off and you don't feel like the deep "punch a pillow" therapy route, you are welcomed here.
(if this gets me banned, it's been a nice run and I love you all...if it doesn't....don't be shy and let the rowdiness begin!) So I've fucking been up for over 26 hours and will probably be up for another fucking 26 at this rate. This god damn caffiene running through my veins is driving me fucking nuts. Did I mention I fucking hate people who brown nose? Fucking shit eating grins while they stuff their noses into the dark asses of a superior. Shit. Redheaded pussy tastes good. Want to know my favorite breakfast item? A BOWL OF SHIT WITH A GLASS OF SHIT TO WASH IT DOWN. *dies*
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06-21-2009, 10:46 AM | #2 |
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Having work tomorrow sucks. Sorry,Im not very sweary ... 98 % of the time.
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Nails tear at raw flesh,cutting deep, tossing and turning, quivering with delight as I weep. Eyes wide open and mouth taped shut breathing barely, hands tied up. A loving heart completly ravished, a home for two,taught to share. Blood runs thick on skin so pale and just like my soul,body bare. Tears are dry, mascara stale, My twisted fairy tale. |
06-21-2009, 10:49 AM | #3 |
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I'm actually work as we speak. I'm not usually sweary either but I'm extremely sleepy, extremely bored, in a booth at my job, no one is here and yeah. So I thought I'd just be completely inane. And to keep the spirit alive; fuckity fuck shit argh fucking customers fuck!
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06-21-2009, 10:56 AM | #4 |
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Go and "know yourself".....in a Biblical sense.
I projectile-vomit at your head and yell "Duck my sick!" May you be ducked by a fog, pumped by a hooch, horked by a pound!
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06-21-2009, 11:00 AM | #5 | |
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Shit, my brain is so fucking toasted when I get no sleep. Eeeeeek!!! I'm so glad they have computers with wireless internet access in these booths.
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06-21-2009, 11:02 AM | #6 |
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fucking customers fuck!
They most likely do..... But in my fucking opinion, the word "fuck" is used so fucking much that it's lost all it's fucking character. It doesn't fucking mean a fucking thing anymore. It's become fucking banal, if you get my fucking drift. When the fucking rappers are using "motherfucker" to just mean "person", for fuck's sake, where the fuck can you go from there? It's fucking terminological inflation is what it fucking is. We need some new fucking swear words. That's my fucking take on it, and if the other fuckers here don't fucking agree with me, well, fuck 'em.
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06-21-2009, 11:05 AM | #7 | |
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06-21-2009, 11:19 AM | #8 |
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Wow, the verbal dam really burst there, didn't it?
Actually, anybody who wants to shag his dam should be posting in the incest forum..... there was this damned dog who kept pissing on my damned leg so I kicked the little damn beast back to hell Hell-hound, devil-dog, pooch of perdition With rump soundly kicked, you retreat in contrition! Ladies' sweet legs are to hump, not to whizz on So please have the doggie eye-doc check your vision! Yeah, I know, it's doggerel, fuck it.....oops.....
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06-21-2009, 11:22 AM | #9 |
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Holly hell in a hand basket...I think my brain just exploded from the sheer amount of epic juice. I'm going to be repeating this little jingle of yours all day today!
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06-21-2009, 11:29 AM | #10 |
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I think my brain just exploded from the sheer amount of epic juice.
Wow, I came inside your brain.....very satisfying
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06-21-2009, 11:39 AM | #11 |
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Good lord in heaven I hope you used a condom. My brain is pretty fucking fertile right now. Next thing you know I'll be shooting babies out my fucking nose, fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck wooooooooooooooooooooooh
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06-21-2009, 12:49 PM | #13 | |
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06-21-2009, 04:28 PM | #14 |
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Fuck? Is that all you cunts have got? Fuck? You bunch of cheesy rim licking tossers DO NOT want to get in a swearing contest with me.
Wankers.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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06-21-2009, 04:30 PM | #15 | |
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WANKER?! Ex-fucking-cuse me? I'm not some fucking wank off you fucking bushy tailed twat. See I'm American so I don't know any fancy European lingo which means I'm dangerous as hell because i could fucking shoot off random insults and you'd never fucking understand a damn word I'm saying. So bring it on beyotch *dances in front of you like a monkey on steroids*
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06-21-2009, 04:34 PM | #16 |
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*points and laughs*
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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06-21-2009, 04:35 PM | #17 |
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06-21-2009, 04:36 PM | #18 |
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Oh, and don't call me European, you soap dodging, tree hugging, skirt wearing Californian pooftah.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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06-21-2009, 04:38 PM | #19 |
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I'll call you Asian if I want to you---what the fuck is a pooftah?
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06-21-2009, 04:41 PM | #20 |
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That's what google is for you cheesy knobcake.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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