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pervipete · 05-08-2010, 04:45 PM

So I take it my did for Sierra has been rejected...

snarkopo · 05-08-2010, 04:59 PM

snarkopo · 05-08-2010, 05:16 PM

batffink · 05-08-2010, 08:08 PM

After due consideration of your responses and lack of co-operation thereof, you leave me no alternative but to call in the heavy guns. I give you fair warning to the following:

Watch your backs.
Wait for the heavy knock on the door at 3am.
Kevlar kneecap protectors would be a good investment.
Insure your goldfish.

Without prejudice. You have 24 hours to come up with the moolah.

If my original demands are ignored still again I will, against all civilised behaviour and precedence, call in the "SPANISH INQUISITION" You have been warned!

snarkopo · 05-08-2010, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by batffink

After due consideration of your responses and lack of co-operation thereof, you leave me no alternative but to call in the heavy guns. I give you fair warning to the following:

Watch your backs.
Wait for the heavy knock on the door at 3am.
Kevlar kneecap protectors would be a good investment.
Insure your goldfish.

Without prejudice. You have 24 hours to come up with the moolah.

If my original demands are ignored still again I will, against all civilised behaviour and precedence, call in the "SPANISH INQUISITION" You have been warned!

Dear Mr. Batffink,

Please at this point leave proceedings up to your capable avoCAT, Mr, Henry.
He is quite successful as a litigator as well as catching mice. Your involvement at this point will only confuse matters and delay the settlement,

Yours Truly,
Harold Shmuck Esq.

Shmuck, Shmuck, Bloodsucker and Shmuck

batffink · 05-08-2010, 09:51 PM

My apologies your honour. I will henceforth defer to your superior knowledge of the law. Will 20 cans of Ki-E-Kat be a sufficient honorarium?

snarkopo · 05-08-2010, 10:06 PM

Mr. Batffink

As retainer that will suffice although several cans of tuna would certainly not hurt. At this point it looks like we will win a summary judgement based on default of the defending Attorney.

Harold Shmuck Esq.

Crotch_Ripper · 05-08-2010, 10:30 PM

Like the judge said.................

Guilty

snarkopo · 05-08-2010, 11:00 PM

Oh my that girl needs a good spanking.

I'll do it!

batffink · 05-08-2010, 11:58 PM

Over my dead body.

snarkopo · 05-09-2010, 12:22 AM

What? Clearly she needs a spanking. I just thought I'de be a good fellow and take the responsibility. I really want to slap guilty.

Lil-Mac · 05-09-2010, 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pervipete

Or I'll make an offer for Sierra, that will raise enough...

Wanna go halvzies on her??

batffink · 05-09-2010, 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by snarkopo

What? Clearly she needs a spanking. I just thought I'de be a good fellow and take the responsibility. I really want to slap guilty.

Sorry old fruit, I meant that you'll spank her first over my dead body. ie me spank first. Toss you for it. (A coin that is!)

snarkopo · 05-09-2010, 12:27 PM

Ok. Heads I win tails you loose.

Sierra · 05-09-2010, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by batffink

After due consideration of your responses and lack of co-operation thereof, you leave me no alternative but to call in the heavy guns. I give you fair warning to the following:

Watch your backs.
Wait for the heavy knock on the door at 3am.
Kevlar kneecap protectors would be a good investment.
Insure your goldfish.

Without prejudice. You have 24 hours to come up with the moolah.

If my original demands are ignored still again I will, against all civilised behaviour and precedence, call in the "SPANISH INQUISITION" You have been warned!

Threats!!! I love threats!!

My grandpaw used to say that words are cheap but "you got it to do yet."

So in the words of a great latter-day philosopher.....

Screw you guys

I'm going home

snarkopo · 05-09-2010, 09:39 PM

Well that's it. She used the "Cartman manouver". You cannot win Batffink.

batffink · 05-10-2010, 06:02 AM

Frayed Knot Snarks. You give in too easily.

Say hallo to my secret weapon:

HRH1948 · 05-11-2010, 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by batffink

Frayed Knot Snarks. You give in too easily.

Say hallo to my secret weapon:

Enough of the pussy cat metaphors. Both of us dislike domestic cats!

However, my treasured friend, you seem to have an endless supply of patience.

I humbly suggest that your intellect probably equals or surpasses mine, but your wit most definitely surpasses mine.

We have two possibilities. Namely your massive intellect has everyone feeling inadequate to post or the recent evaporation of the hard fought for new rules that very few were able or willing to read or remember, has most fearful of posting in the discussion sections.

I will defer making odds to the one that has superior intellect.

With my utmost respect,

HRH1948

snarkopo · 05-11-2010, 04:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HRH1948

Enough of the pussy cat metaphors. Both of us dislike domestic cats!

However, my treasured friend, you seem to have an endless supply of patience.

I humbly suggest that your intellect probably equals or surpasses mine, but your wit most definitely surpasses mine.

We have two possibilities. Namely your massive intellect has everyone feeling inadequate to post or the recent evaporation of the hard fought for new rules that very few were able or willing to read or remember, has most fearful of posting in the discussion sections.

I will defer making odds to the one that has superior intellect.

With my utmost respect,

HRH1948

Fine, I'm an ass

HRH1948 · 05-11-2010, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by snarkopo

Fine, I'm an ass

I must have missed something here. The frequent crashes and the subsequent loss of material must have us all on edge and a bit trigger happy.

If my post offended cat owners, it was not my intent. For reasons of my own, I just do not like cats. I have nothing against cat owners, even if they are a different breed of feline.

Again, no offense was implied or intended.

05-08-2010, 04:45 PM	#21
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05-08-2010, 04:59 PM	#22
snarkopo It's been fun Join Date: May 2008 Location: away Posts: 1,549 Reputation: 70796	__________________ I have a brontosaurus and you don't. So there.

05-08-2010, 05:16 PM	#23
snarkopo It's been fun Join Date: May 2008 Location: away Posts: 1,549 Reputation: 70796	__________________ I have a brontosaurus and you don't. So there.

05-08-2010, 08:08 PM	#24
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	After due consideration of your responses and lack of co-operation thereof, you leave me no alternative but to call in the heavy guns. I give you fair warning to the following: Watch your backs. Wait for the heavy knock on the door at 3am. Kevlar kneecap protectors would be a good investment. Insure your goldfish. Without prejudice. You have 24 hours to come up with the moolah. If my original demands are ignored still again I will, against all civilised behaviour and precedence, call in the "SPANISH INQUISITION" You have been warned! __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

05-08-2010, 09:51 PM	#26
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	My apologies your honour. I will henceforth defer to your superior knowledge of the law. Will 20 cans of Ki-E-Kat be a sufficient honorarium? __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

05-08-2010, 10:06 PM	#27
snarkopo It's been fun Join Date: May 2008 Location: away Posts: 1,549 Reputation: 70796	Mr. Batffink As retainer that will suffice although several cans of tuna would certainly not hurt. At this point it looks like we will win a summary judgement based on default of the defending Attorney. Harold Shmuck Esq. __________________ I have a brontosaurus and you don't. So there.

05-08-2010, 10:30 PM	#28
Crotch_Ripper Pantyhose Hunting Admin Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: The 3rd stone Posts: 6,148 Reputation: 150582	Like the judge said................. Guilty __________________ "I love women who wear pantyhose, nothing like bringing along your own bondage material." 100% Male RAPE BOARD WINNER: Best Signature 2008 Phantom Awards 2008 '007 Award'

05-08-2010, 11:00 PM	#29
snarkopo It's been fun Join Date: May 2008 Location: away Posts: 1,549 Reputation: 70796	Oh my that girl needs a good spanking. I'll do it! __________________ I have a brontosaurus and you don't. So there.

05-08-2010, 11:58 PM	#30
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	Over my dead body. __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

05-09-2010, 12:22 AM	#31
snarkopo It's been fun Join Date: May 2008 Location: away Posts: 1,549 Reputation: 70796	What? Clearly she needs a spanking. I just thought I'de be a good fellow and take the responsibility. I really want to slap guilty. __________________ I have a brontosaurus and you don't. So there.

05-09-2010, 12:27 PM	#34
snarkopo It's been fun Join Date: May 2008 Location: away Posts: 1,549 Reputation: 70796	Ok. Heads I win tails you loose. __________________ I have a brontosaurus and you don't. So there.

05-09-2010, 09:39 PM	#36
snarkopo It's been fun Join Date: May 2008 Location: away Posts: 1,549 Reputation: 70796	Well that's it. She used the "Cartman manouver". You cannot win Batffink. __________________ I have a brontosaurus and you don't. So there.