How does one reconnect? - Rape Board

HRH1948 · 06-21-2015, 08:29 PM

Hello my olde friends and that other individual. It's been a long time since my last post and as I recall, I was two sheets to the wind and chasing a third at the time.

I have been in a long battle with the big "C" and alcoholism. The first battle is ongoing and seemingly never ending and the second battle seems to aid in the first battle. Treatment is a delicate balancing act.

A very wise old fart from New Zealand warned me regarding releasing too much personal information. I stupidly didn't pay attention to his sage wisdom and got personally burned.

On this Fathers Day, I had a great meal with loved ones at the Out Back Steak House.

Granted, Australia is not New Zealand, but the experience made me wonder what had become of my olde friend and my other friends.

I really do not know what to expect from the unwashed perverted masses. But Hell, experience has proven over and over again, that I can handle anything!

FuckingRotter · 06-21-2015, 09:13 PM

Morning, you old fart!

somedude · 06-21-2015, 11:22 PM

Who are you calling unwashed? Some of us perverts bathe regularly! Welcome back HRH

FuckingRotter · 06-21-2015, 11:43 PM

Somedude, falling, drunk, in to a horse trough, does not count as bathing. At least not in civilised nations.

perfectlyformed · 06-22-2015, 12:07 AM

Good to see you again HRH, missed you

xXx

Crotch_Ripper · 06-22-2015, 04:33 AM

Where the HELL have you been my fellow grunt?

I thought you shuffled off to that big fox hole in the sky.

WELCOME BACK!!

HRH1948 · 06-22-2015, 10:34 AM

Such a host of friends. I've truly missed the rapier wits, the butter knife wits and the half wits.

The reports of my death were somewhat exaggerated. Yes, I'm still above the grass and still kicking. It's just that I don't kick as high.

FuckingRotter · 06-22-2015, 11:25 AM

By the way, that skirt wearing goat fucker is still around, if you wondered. I think he logs on once a fortnight when he collects his pension and can afford a new hamster to turn the wheel that gives him electricity in his shit filled outback hut. Then the senile old cunt forgets to feed the fucking thing, so it's another thirteen days until he has internet!

perfectlyformed · 06-22-2015, 12:06 PM

Senile guys fuck more than teenagers. They forget they just fucked and want to go again.

Another reason to adore older men

x

FuckingRotter · 06-22-2015, 12:11 PM

I could fuck for England. I don't anticipate that changeing when I'm old.

HRH1948 · 06-22-2015, 06:33 PM

Perfectlyformed and FuckingRotter made what I first considered to be essentially unrelated posts. After reflection, my old worn out brain caught the connection.

There was a time when I could have made the Olympic Team and could possibly have won gold for my sexual efforts. Then, old age showed its grotesque head and now, I'd be lucky to win a clay metal. However, if Perfectlyformed's theory is correct, I might have won the gold metal last night and forgot the event ever happened. It's actually a comforting thought.

I paraphrase an un-original line that fits this occasion perfectly: I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm better once than I ever was. Or at least, that's the way I remember it.

And, yes FuckingRotter, I was wondering about the infamous Tasmanian sheep molester. Let's ship him some extra hamsters. On second thought, God only knows what he would do with extra hamsters.

perfectlyformed · 06-23-2015, 12:18 AM

I'll leave a post-it note on the bedside everytime you rape me HRH. On the note I will write which hole got used

x

FuckingRotter · 06-23-2015, 08:56 AM

I don't think Emmy is looking for a sensitive lover!

FuckingRotter · 06-23-2015, 09:35 AM

The short-arse with the tits.

perfectlyformed · 06-23-2015, 10:49 AM

Sensitivity?

Good lord! Whoever felt wanted or attractive when she was treated with sensitivity?

I want a guy to lose all decorum and pound me in deviant ways until I walk funny.

x

FuckingRotter · 06-23-2015, 10:51 AM

I could do that just beating the soles of your feet.

06-21-2015, 08:29 PM	#1
HRH1948 Texan by the grace of God Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Republic of Texas Posts: 1,351 Reputation: 133346	How does one reconnect? Hello my olde friends and that other individual. It's been a long time since my last post and as I recall, I was two sheets to the wind and chasing a third at the time. I have been in a long battle with the big "C" and alcoholism. The first battle is ongoing and seemingly never ending and the second battle seems to aid in the first battle. Treatment is a delicate balancing act. A very wise old fart from New Zealand warned me regarding releasing too much personal information. I stupidly didn't pay attention to his sage wisdom and got personally burned. On this Fathers Day, I had a great meal with loved ones at the Out Back Steak House. Granted, Australia is not New Zealand, but the experience made me wonder what had become of my olde friend and my other friends. I really do not know what to expect from the unwashed perverted masses. But Hell, experience has proven over and over again, that I can handle anything! __________________ Phantom Awards: Most Promising Member of 2009 Best Movie Poster of 2010

06-21-2015, 09:13 PM	#2
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Morning, you old fart! __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

06-21-2015, 11:22 PM	#3
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	Who are you calling unwashed? Some of us perverts bathe regularly! Welcome back HRH __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

06-21-2015, 11:43 PM	#4
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Somedude, falling, drunk, in to a horse trough, does not count as bathing. At least not in civilised nations. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

06-22-2015, 12:07 AM	#5
perfectlyformed Living Sextoy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London, UK Posts: 3,500 Reputation: 103987	Good to see you again HRH, missed you xXx __________________ -- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x

06-22-2015, 04:33 AM	#6
Crotch_Ripper Pantyhose Hunting Admin Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: The 3rd stone Posts: 6,148 Reputation: 150582	Where the HELL have you been my fellow grunt? I thought you shuffled off to that big fox hole in the sky. WELCOME BACK!! __________________ "I love women who wear pantyhose, nothing like bringing along your own bondage material." 100% Male RAPE BOARD WINNER: Best Signature 2008 Phantom Awards 2008 '007 Award'

06-22-2015, 10:34 AM	#7
HRH1948 Texan by the grace of God Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Republic of Texas Posts: 1,351 Reputation: 133346	Such a host of friends. I've truly missed the rapier wits, the butter knife wits and the half wits. The reports of my death were somewhat exaggerated. Yes, I'm still above the grass and still kicking. It's just that I don't kick as high. __________________ Phantom Awards: Most Promising Member of 2009 Best Movie Poster of 2010

06-22-2015, 11:25 AM	#8
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	By the way, that skirt wearing goat fucker is still around, if you wondered. I think he logs on once a fortnight when he collects his pension and can afford a new hamster to turn the wheel that gives him electricity in his shit filled outback hut. Then the senile old cunt forgets to feed the fucking thing, so it's another thirteen days until he has internet! __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

06-22-2015, 12:06 PM	#9
perfectlyformed Living Sextoy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London, UK Posts: 3,500 Reputation: 103987	Senile guys fuck more than teenagers. They forget they just fucked and want to go again. Another reason to adore older men x __________________ -- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x

06-22-2015, 12:11 PM	#10
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	I could fuck for England. I don't anticipate that changeing when I'm old. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

06-22-2015, 06:33 PM	#11
HRH1948 Texan by the grace of God Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Republic of Texas Posts: 1,351 Reputation: 133346	Perfectlyformed and FuckingRotter made what I first considered to be essentially unrelated posts. After reflection, my old worn out brain caught the connection. There was a time when I could have made the Olympic Team and could possibly have won gold for my sexual efforts. Then, old age showed its grotesque head and now, I'd be lucky to win a clay metal. However, if Perfectlyformed's theory is correct, I might have won the gold metal last night and forgot the event ever happened. It's actually a comforting thought. I paraphrase an un-original line that fits this occasion perfectly: I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm better once than I ever was. Or at least, that's the way I remember it. And, yes FuckingRotter, I was wondering about the infamous Tasmanian sheep molester. Let's ship him some extra hamsters. On second thought, God only knows what he would do with extra hamsters. __________________ Phantom Awards: Most Promising Member of 2009 Best Movie Poster of 2010

06-23-2015, 12:18 AM	#12
perfectlyformed Living Sextoy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London, UK Posts: 3,500 Reputation: 103987	I'll leave a post-it note on the bedside everytime you rape me HRH. On the note I will write which hole got used x __________________ -- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x

06-23-2015, 08:56 AM	#13
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	I don't think Emmy is looking for a sensitive lover! __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

06-23-2015, 09:35 AM	#14
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	The short-arse with the tits. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

06-23-2015, 10:49 AM	#15
perfectlyformed Living Sextoy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London, UK Posts: 3,500 Reputation: 103987	Sensitivity? Good lord! Whoever felt wanted or attractive when she was treated with sensitivity? I want a guy to lose all decorum and pound me in deviant ways until I walk funny. x __________________ -- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x

06-23-2015, 10:51 AM	#16
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	I could do that just beating the soles of your feet. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

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