Womble rape. - Rape Board

FuckingRotter · 11-29-2009, 12:33 PM

This girl I know has a problem. She's seriously deluded about the existence of Wombles and is determined to get gang raped by Uncle Bulgaria, Orinoco and Wellington. To this end she regularly gets dressed up in skimpy figure hugging lycra and goes jogging in reputed Womble habitats.

How do I break it to her that Wombles don't exist without breaking the poor girls heart?

perfectlyformed · 11-29-2009, 12:42 PM

Weirdo

x x x

FuckingRotter · 11-29-2009, 12:48 PM

Yes, she is a bit odd.

pervipete · 11-29-2009, 01:10 PM

You could always dress up in a womble suit and make her dreams cum true...

FuckingRotter · 11-29-2009, 03:43 PM

I don't think we should be encouraging her in her delusion.

perfectlyformed · 11-29-2009, 04:00 PM

Oh feck off then

lol

x

pervipete · 11-29-2009, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

I don't think we should be encouraging her in her delusion.

Maybe not, but surely we can take advantage of it like the helpful rapists we are...

FuckingRotter · 11-30-2009, 02:49 AM

Or we could just put her in a straight jacket, and then invite all comers to put on a white coat and assess her condition.

perfectlyformed · 11-30-2009, 01:44 PM

I think you're the ones that need help

x

somedude · 11-30-2009, 03:37 PM

Womble rape...is that considered bestiality?

FuckingRotter · 11-30-2009, 03:58 PM

Obviously there is some sort of inter-species thing going on here, but Wombles are sentient beings in as much as a tree hugging Gore-botherer can be considered sentient. If monkeys could talk wouldn't it be more like marrying your cousin? Obviously my friend is a redneck....

:P

somedude · 11-30-2009, 04:06 PM

Must be the kinder gentler form of redneck...the rednecks where I grew up would have shot and cooked Wombles...

pervipete · 11-30-2009, 04:15 PM

Nah, that happens past coital...

And PF, there was us trying to help...

Lil-Mac · 11-30-2009, 11:45 PM

What the hell is a womble? Can we hunt it? *starts cleaning his rifle*

FuckingRotter · 12-01-2009, 01:11 AM

Underground, overground....

LilLinzi · 12-01-2009, 02:15 PM

Does there not be other kinds of goings-on that happens on Wimbledon Common?

perfectlyformed · 12-01-2009, 05:29 PM

Hunni, Rotter is just alluding to another event that happend on wimbledon common that he desperatley wants to brag about.

Mr Rotter......

x

pervipete · 12-01-2009, 05:58 PM

So I take it you two had an audience on the common Rotter old son..

FuckingRotter · 12-02-2009, 12:36 AM

I should hope not! Could've been a bit awkward to explain....

perfectlyformed · 12-02-2009, 01:27 PM

Just dying to brag about it arn't you?

lol

x

11-29-2009, 12:33 PM	#1
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Womble rape. This girl I know has a problem. She's seriously deluded about the existence of Wombles and is determined to get gang raped by Uncle Bulgaria, Orinoco and Wellington. To this end she regularly gets dressed up in skimpy figure hugging lycra and goes jogging in reputed Womble habitats. How do I break it to her that Wombles don't exist without breaking the poor girls heart? __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

11-29-2009, 12:42 PM	#2
perfectlyformed Living Sextoy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London, UK Posts: 3,500 Reputation: 103987	Weirdo x x x __________________ -- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x

11-29-2009, 12:48 PM	#3
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Yes, she is a bit odd. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

11-29-2009, 01:10 PM	#4
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	You could always dress up in a womble suit and make her dreams cum true... __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

11-29-2009, 03:43 PM	#5
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	I don't think we should be encouraging her in her delusion. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

11-29-2009, 04:00 PM	#6
perfectlyformed Living Sextoy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London, UK Posts: 3,500 Reputation: 103987	Oh feck off then lol x __________________ -- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x

11-30-2009, 02:49 AM	#8
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Or we could just put her in a straight jacket, and then invite all comers to put on a white coat and assess her condition. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

11-30-2009, 01:44 PM	#9
perfectlyformed Living Sextoy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London, UK Posts: 3,500 Reputation: 103987	I think you're the ones that need help x __________________ -- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x

11-30-2009, 03:37 PM	#10
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	Womble rape...is that considered bestiality? __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

11-30-2009, 03:58 PM	#11
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Obviously there is some sort of inter-species thing going on here, but Wombles are sentient beings in as much as a tree hugging Gore-botherer can be considered sentient. If monkeys could talk wouldn't it be more like marrying your cousin? Obviously my friend is a redneck.... :P __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

11-30-2009, 04:06 PM	#12
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	Must be the kinder gentler form of redneck...the rednecks where I grew up would have shot and cooked Wombles... __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

11-30-2009, 04:15 PM	#13
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	Nah, that happens past coital... And PF, there was us trying to help... __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

11-30-2009, 11:45 PM	#14
Lil-Mac The Resthome Rapist Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Eastern USA Posts: 1,739 Reputation: 79308	What the hell is a womble? Can we hunt it? starts cleaning his rifle __________________ --------------------------------------------------- *Love is raping the same girl twice.*

12-01-2009, 01:11 AM	#15
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Underground, overground.... __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

12-01-2009, 02:15 PM	#16
LilLinzi Small but deadly Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: N.I Posts: 2,874 Reputation: 78266	Does there not be other kinds of goings-on that happens on Wimbledon Common? __________________ Bad boys should only cum in small packages I look so much cuter with something in my mouth

12-01-2009, 05:29 PM	#17
perfectlyformed Living Sextoy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London, UK Posts: 3,500 Reputation: 103987	Hunni, Rotter is just alluding to another event that happend on wimbledon common that he desperatley wants to brag about. Mr Rotter...... x __________________ -- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x

12-01-2009, 05:58 PM	#18
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	So I take it you two had an audience on the common Rotter old son.. __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

12-02-2009, 12:36 AM	#19
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	I should hope not! Could've been a bit awkward to explain.... __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

12-02-2009, 01:27 PM	#20
perfectlyformed Living Sextoy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London, UK Posts: 3,500 Reputation: 103987	Just dying to brag about it arn't you? lol x __________________ -- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x

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