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01-18-2012, 06:28 PM | #1 |
Chinky Kinky Empress
Join Date: Jan 2010
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Pick-up Lines
What are you most memorable, funny, interesting, or down right awful lame pick-up lines?
Today I got: "Unless you are scared." That was LAME!!! So share and snark away. Been away too long and miss snarking with y'all!
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Purr...
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01-18-2012, 06:54 PM | #2 |
Privileged Member
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: In the mountains
Posts: 726
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Excuse me ,miss..but does this rag smell like chloroform??
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01-18-2012, 11:48 PM | #3 |
The Fist of Fury.
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Entering the....
Posts: 9,649
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Fucking hell, what you doing here?
(That was a question, not a chat up line.)
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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01-19-2012, 04:33 AM | #4 |
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: One Foot In The Grave
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"Would you like to join me in bed and count sheep?"
Nice to see you back again.
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01-19-2012, 08:13 AM | #5 |
Living Sextoy
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: London, UK
Posts: 3,500
Reputation: 103987 |
"wow, how small are you?!"
I get this........alot x
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-- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x |
01-19-2012, 08:58 AM | #6 |
Chinky Kinky Empress
Join Date: Jan 2010
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ask them the same question!!
BF + FR - glad to see the sheep loving boys back!
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Purr...
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01-19-2012, 12:15 PM | #7 |
Pantyhose Hunting Admin
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: The 3rd stone
Posts: 6,148
Reputation: 150582 |
How about this
"Can we just cut through the chase and fuck?"
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"I love women who wear pantyhose, nothing like bringing along your own bondage material." 100% Male RAPE BOARD WINNER: Best Signature 2008 Phantom Awards 2008 '007 Award' |
01-19-2012, 04:13 PM | #8 |
Member
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Turkey
Posts: 38
Reputation: 182 |
"Hello. Please don't scream."
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01-19-2012, 08:16 PM | #9 |
The Resthome Rapist
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Do you have any ass, I mean ice I can borrow??
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01-20-2012, 07:05 AM | #10 |
Living Sextoy
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: London, UK
Posts: 3,500
Reputation: 103987 |
"£200, how about it?"
Yeah ok pal, lets double that just to get my attention. Then we can haggle x
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-- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x |
01-20-2012, 09:53 AM | #11 |
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: In the mountains
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The CIA is trying to arrest my penis.. can you help me hide it??
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01-21-2012, 03:49 AM | #12 |
The Fist of Fury.
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Entering the....
Posts: 9,649
Reputation: 118903 |
I keep telling you little girl, I'll buy you ice cream afterwards. Now either put out or shut up!
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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01-21-2012, 03:50 AM | #13 |
The Fist of Fury.
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Entering the....
Posts: 9,649
Reputation: 118903 |
Only one of us loves sheep. My money is on it being the Sweaty Sock.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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01-26-2012, 03:05 AM | #14 |
Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 106
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If I said you had a nice body....would you hold it against me?
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01-26-2012, 03:26 AM | #15 |
Privileged Member
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: In the mountains
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I'm going to go outside and have sex.. care to join me ?
(This one actually worked for me ) |
01-27-2012, 09:29 AM | #16 |
if ever a Wiz there was!
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: The Great White North eh.
Posts: 1,854
Reputation: 23553 |
I don't know you but, as you can see (eyes cast downwards), I'm really glad to see you.
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01-27-2012, 02:26 PM | #17 |
The Resthome Rapist
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Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
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01-27-2012, 04:00 PM | #18 |
W.I.R. and Marshal
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Way out West!!!!
Posts: 8,566
Reputation: 124981 |
Did you arrive on a short bus? 'Cause you sure are special!
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01-27-2012, 07:44 PM | #19 |
Junior Member
Join Date: Jan 2012
Posts: 1
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you: Did the fall hurt?
wait for her response.... probably a question like; what fall? etc you: When you fell from heaven coz u're definitely God's finest creation. |
01-28-2012, 05:30 PM | #20 |
Junior Member
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My personal lady killer that has a 100% success rate so far:
"Babe, if you were a booger, I'd pick you first" |
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