Hellminthic Clinic - Now open - Rape Board

hellminth · 05-22-2009, 10:11 AM

OK, maybe it's my recent increase in posting, but people have noticed that I am a doctor, and have pmed me some questions about health and other more "psychological" stuff, which gave me this idea. I actually enjoy giving advice on health issues (otherwise I shouldn't be a doctor!), so I thought what the heck -

I am offering to help people here with medical problems - physical, mental, acute, chronic, for yourself or family / friends etc. Either in this thread, or pm me. I will do whatever or refer you to wikipedia

Please, no pictures of your rashes Flesh

Cheers

Sternenlied · 05-22-2009, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newland11

I dreamed i was locked in a psychiatric hospital and i couldn't get out in any way!
Does it mean i had a problem with my mother in my infancy?

No, I think it simply means you're nuts and you know one day they'll come for you.

And please - PLEASE - you (all of you) have to realize Sigmund Freud's role in modern day psychology is (gently put) rather small.

FuckingRotter · 05-22-2009, 03:19 PM

I got a big problem. Every time I see Sternenlieds new avatar I get a boner, is this natural? It's just so cute.

Sternenlied · 05-22-2009, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

I got a big problem. Every time I see Sternenlieds new avatar I get a boner, is this natural? It's just so cute.

Don't worry - that's perfectly normal.

Sternenlied · 05-22-2009, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newland11

Just because it's "old" and it's not used anymore,it doesn't mean it's not good

Unfortunately - in this case that's exactly what it means.

pervipete · 05-22-2009, 04:12 PM

Isn't Freud perfect for this board

sindyloo · 05-22-2009, 04:37 PM

No Dr. Pavlov would be better....now respond when you here bells!

So where the Hell is the Doc at? I have these swelling blisters all over my groin area...should I squeeze them or just let them pop on their own??

RapeU · 05-22-2009, 06:19 PM

I had a zit in that area once. It hurt.

hellminth · 05-22-2009, 06:28 PM

Oh wow - i got patients ! oh no wait, it's just a bunch of people with groin problems again ...

Must admit, I was kinda overdosing on cough syrup overnight when I posted this, so reeeeally not sure what I was thinking. I've also been informed that it may breech a few legal issues globally, so I will keep my "advice" to a minimum.

Also, I am not a psych / shrink, but I am interested in psychiatry (came second in my year!). Apparently there are some on this board - so why don't we have an open multi-discipline clinic

Why have your dreams interpreted by just one person, when any whacko can offer you an "interpretation"?

As for all the rash / blister / zits on your penis and vaginas, please get it checked out by someone ! and please do not send me pictures of it ! Hmm ... maybe the vaginas ok ...

hellminth · 05-22-2009, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newland11

What about the "Interpretation of dreams"?
I dreamed i was locked in a psychiatric hospital and i couldn't get out in any way!
Does it mean i had a problem with my mother in my infancy?

Just kidding...I had this dream and i can't really figure out,even if i consider myself a bit Sigmund

Another thing,i keep thinking of rape.
Is it serious doc?

hmmm ... sounds as if a sane part of your is trying to escape the insane environment, but can't ... and you might have to either open some doors, suck up to a nurse, or accept your fate.

as for the rape - pfffssss ... not serious at all - as long as your target is only yourself.

Conrad · 05-22-2009, 07:41 PM

I got a problem, I'm too handsome. Should I scar my own face??

hellminth · 05-22-2009, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Conrad

I got a problem, I'm too handsome. Should I scar my own face??

nah, just exchange heads with your penis - sure, you might have to wear a hoodie for awhile, and can't forget to shave, but she's got a nice surprise when you unzip

Flesh4Fantasy · 05-22-2009, 09:27 PM

Dear Doctor Hellminth

I respect your opinion, even if it turns out that you only play a doctor on TV...

So I ask you seriously.

I have an oral fetish. Both the giving and receiving from women.

Is this something which should be:
a) ignored - maybe it's no big deal
b) discouraged - it might stunt my psyche
c) encouraged - it may be as liberating as it feels

hellminth · 05-22-2009, 10:58 PM

hmmm ... interesting ...

The mouth, in many psychiatric texts, is viewed as a portal of entry as well as an expression of the soul. The immediate gratification of "taste" is also extremely powerful, with seminal and vaginal fluid rich in pheromones, it stimulates neural transmissions that triggers hormonal, emotional, thus physical changes that can overwhelm the other senses, or even logic, leading to heightened states of arousal ...

I just made that up

Please disregard!

I don't know, I am not a psychiatrist! But as Dr. Hellminth on TV, I would say c) - coz I am into orals and can't see any reason why it should be discouraged unless you see a rash, blisters or something moving among the bushes.

Flesh4Fantasy · 05-22-2009, 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hellminth

hmmm ... interesting ...
........
I am into orals and can't see any reason why it should be discouraged unless you see a rash, blisters or something moving among the bushes.

Ummm, thanx for the advice to continue. But you may have actually put me off it for awhile with that last bit of imagery...

Thanx again for helping me feel better about being pervy...

FuckingRotter · 05-23-2009, 02:08 AM

Alrightee! I'm in....

I've a degree in Occupational Therapy, although I've never actually practised since qualifying (long story and no I wasn't struck off for scrapping peoples wheelchair ramps!

). So, if you need any advice on what to do when your arm falls off or if the voices in your head are telling you to stay in bed all day, ask me. Also I'm handy around the house so if some eejit on an internet forum tells you how to install a stair rail and then your house starts falling down....

Quote:

Originally Posted by hellminth

Also, I am not a psych / shrink, but I am interested in psychiatry (came second in my year!). Apparently there are some on this board - so why don't we have an open multi-discipline clinic

Why have your dreams interpreted by just one person, when any whacko can offer you an "interpretation"?

hellminth · 05-23-2009, 03:44 AM

hehehe cool, an OT! I knew an OT from work who's Masters was in "Setting up the bedroom post neurosurgery", which basically she was advising all these people with brain tumours and back surgery how to have sex safely without causing another head bleed or wrecking their stitches. Let's just say she recommended a lot of doggy.

AWDracer · 05-23-2009, 03:52 AM

When I came in here, I was under the impression, based on the thread title and author name, that this clinic was "pertaining to worms".

I don't have any physical things to ask to diagnose but psychological. Looks like Stern is the only one who could help but I have a very bad tendency to shop around for advice and never follow it.

FuckingRotter · 05-23-2009, 03:56 AM

A former colleague of mine used to hold post op hip classes for total hip replacements when she was an assistant. She was always getting these little old ladies asking her about sex after their operation, so much so that she did a research proposal for it when she was studying, but unfortunately the board of ethics turned it down.

FuckingRotter · 05-23-2009, 03:59 AM

I knew it was fine really, I was just waiting for the right opportunity to tell you!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sternenlied

Don't worry - that's perfectly normal.

05-22-2009, 10:11 AM	#1
hellminth Privileged Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Australia Posts: 214 Reputation: 19313	Hellminthic Clinic - Now open OK, maybe it's my recent increase in posting, but people have noticed that I am a doctor, and have pmed me some questions about health and other more "psychological" stuff, which gave me this idea. I actually enjoy giving advice on health issues (otherwise I shouldn't be a doctor!), so I thought what the heck - I am offering to help people here with medical problems - physical, mental, acute, chronic, for yourself or family / friends etc. Either in this thread, or pm me. I will do whatever or refer you to wikipedia Please, no pictures of your rashes Flesh Cheers __________________ Open up and say AHHH!

05-22-2009, 03:19 PM	#3
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	I got a big problem. Every time I see Sternenlieds new avatar I get a boner, is this natural? It's just so cute. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

05-22-2009, 04:12 PM	#6
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	Isn't Freud perfect for this board __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

05-22-2009, 04:37 PM	#7
sindyloo Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,178 Reputation: 34844	No Dr. Pavlov would be better....now respond when you here bells! So where the Hell is the Doc at? I have these swelling blisters all over my groin area...should I squeeze them or just let them pop on their own?? __________________ Tommy Loy, the cabin boy, The dirty little nipper, He filled his ass With broken glass And cirumcized the skipper!

05-22-2009, 06:19 PM	#8
RapeU Yes = No. No = Yes Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 2,412 Reputation: 33359	I had a zit in that area once. It hurt. __________________ Stories I have written. The Red Rose Rapist short stories Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Sugar Is Sweet, The Rapist Is You!? The Kidnapping Chronicles The Hunter, Huntress, LK, The Masked Marauder, Melinda's Tale, and The Masked Marauder II - Allen's Revenge Other Stories At My Cousin's Wedding

05-22-2009, 06:28 PM	#9
hellminth Privileged Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Australia Posts: 214 Reputation: 19313	Oh wow - i got patients ! oh no wait, it's just a bunch of people with groin problems again ... Must admit, I was kinda overdosing on cough syrup overnight when I posted this, so reeeeally not sure what I was thinking. I've also been informed that it may breech a few legal issues globally, so I will keep my "advice" to a minimum. Also, I am not a psych / shrink, but I am interested in psychiatry (came second in my year!). Apparently there are some on this board - so why don't we have an open multi-discipline clinic Why have your dreams interpreted by just one person, when any whacko can offer you an "interpretation"? As for all the rash / blister / zits on your penis and vaginas, please get it checked out by someone ! and please do not send me pictures of it ! Hmm ... maybe the vaginas ok ... __________________ Open up and say AHHH!

05-22-2009, 07:41 PM	#11
Conrad RB's Biggest Loser Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 895 Reputation: 20387	I got a problem, I'm too handsome. Should I scar my own face?? __________________ Taking the word Pathetic to new levels since 1982.

05-22-2009, 09:27 PM	#13
Flesh4Fantasy Banned Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Wandering the Formless Void Posts: 1,779 Reputation: 76205	Seriously... Dear Doctor Hellminth I respect your opinion, even if it turns out that you only play a doctor on TV... So I ask you seriously. I have an oral fetish. Both the giving and receiving from women. Is this something which should be: a) ignored - maybe it's no big deal b) discouraged - it might stunt my psyche c) encouraged - it may be as liberating as it feels

05-22-2009, 10:58 PM	#14
hellminth Privileged Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Australia Posts: 214 Reputation: 19313	hmmm ... interesting ... The mouth, in many psychiatric texts, is viewed as a portal of entry as well as an expression of the soul. The immediate gratification of "taste" is also extremely powerful, with seminal and vaginal fluid rich in pheromones, it stimulates neural transmissions that triggers hormonal, emotional, thus physical changes that can overwhelm the other senses, or even logic, leading to heightened states of arousal ... I just made that up Please disregard! I don't know, I am not a psychiatrist! But as Dr. Hellminth on TV, I would say c) - coz I am into orals and can't see any reason why it should be discouraged unless you see a rash, blisters or something moving among the bushes. __________________ Open up and say AHHH!

05-23-2009, 03:44 AM	#17
hellminth Privileged Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Australia Posts: 214 Reputation: 19313	hehehe cool, an OT! I knew an OT from work who's Masters was in "Setting up the bedroom post neurosurgery", which basically she was advising all these people with brain tumours and back surgery how to have sex safely without causing another head bleed or wrecking their stitches. Let's just say she recommended a lot of doggy. __________________ Open up and say AHHH!

05-23-2009, 03:52 AM	#18
AWDracer Self-exiled Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1,017 Reputation: 13270	When I came in here, I was under the impression, based on the thread title and author name, that this clinic was "pertaining to worms". I don't have any physical things to ask to diagnose but psychological. Looks like Stern is the only one who could help but I have a very bad tendency to shop around for advice and never follow it.

05-23-2009, 03:56 AM	#19
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	A former colleague of mine used to hold post op hip classes for total hip replacements when she was an assistant. She was always getting these little old ladies asking her about sex after their operation, so much so that she did a research proposal for it when she was studying, but unfortunately the board of ethics turned it down. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.