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09-16-2012, 02:51 AM
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The Fist of Fury.
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Great Danes in adjoining cages at the vets. The first one asks why the other is there. "The kid next door climbed over the garden fence to get his ball back. I ran over and bit his arm, and the magistrate has ordered I be put down." "You poor bastard says" says the first dog. They're quiet for a bit, then the condemned dog asks "What about you?" "Well, I was also out in the garden, just this morning. I looked in through the open back door and noticed the lady of the house kneeling down trying to scrape something off the kitchen floor. Her dressing gown was up over her arse and I could see everything! Couldn't fucking help myself! So I ran in, mounted her, and pushed her round the kitchen a couple of dozen times. All the while she's screaming as I'm humping her. When I finally pull my knot out of her she got dressed and put me in the car and brought me straight here. "She having you put to sleep too mate?" asks the second dog. "No" says the first, "she's asked the vet to clip my nails".
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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09-16-2012, 05:43 AM
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You're a sick man FR. I love it!!
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09-16-2012, 08:15 AM
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Small but deadly
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I wholeheartedly approve of this joke
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Bad boys should only cum in small packages  I look so much cuter with something in my mouth
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09-18-2012, 03:13 AM
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Living Sextoy
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I love how is was specificly 2 great danes and not just "two dogs"
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-- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x |
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09-18-2012, 09:29 PM
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The Fist of Fury.
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Just thinking of you little girl.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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09-19-2012, 01:20 PM
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Living Sextoy
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I'm more of a Rottweiler girl really
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-- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x |
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09-20-2012, 12:02 AM
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The Fist of Fury.
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Since when did you become so fussy?
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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09-20-2012, 05:56 PM
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09-20-2012, 07:52 PM
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The Fist of Fury.
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Is that what they call it now?
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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09-20-2012, 11:59 PM
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It's been fun
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