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Old 12-27-2005, 02:25 PM   #3
toromieda
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Only poor girls give up the ass willingly.
What the fuck you talking about here, huh, boy?

What the fuck you know about us po' gals?

Yo need to come on down here, bring lots of rope, and duct tape.

String me up and take me, and see if this here po' gal
gives it up willingly, yeah.

LIke they say the chase is better than the kill.

Love yo' story, boy. Strap me down and take me.


Come 'n listen to my story 'bout a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed
And then one day, he was shootin' at some food
And up through the ground come a bubblin' crude
Oil, that is, black gold, Texas tea

/ C - G - / - - C - / - - F - / G - - C / - - - - /

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire
Kin folk said, Jed, move away from there
Said, Californy is the place you oughta be
So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly
Hills, that is, swimmin' pools, movie stars

Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin
They would like to thank you folks for kindly droppin' in
You're all invited back again to this locality
To have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality
Hillbilly, that is, set a spell, take your shoes off

Y'all come back now, hear?

http://www.discoverynet.com/~ajsnead...1/bevrlyh.html

Come and get it, suppers on the bed! The bed?

Yes it is!!


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