[BTN]

Bet that got your attention!

But its true. For the last couple of days my balls, or rather my sack has had a weird, sweet smelling residue on it. It certainly isn't my usual smegma. I had wondered if it was just that I hadn't rinsed off after my shower as I use a lime and lemon grass shower gel which is sweet smelling. But I like to thinkI would notice if I was walking around with soapy balls.

I've asked a couple of people about this but strangley no-one wants to talk about it. I've wondered out loud with my girlfriend if it tastes sweet as well but she just assumed I was trying to get her to lick my balls.

2 questions are raised for me about this whole situation.

Firstly. Are my balls going to fall off?
and secondly. What do I have to do to get my own girlfriend to lick my balls?