My name is Rotter and Im a slut. It's been a year since my last slatternly act. I once shagged a really fat ugly bird just to see what it was like. She was really grateful, but it didn't do much for me. I wouldn't do it again, unless I was drunk.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture....
THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN!
Yay! It's pink!
Don't think.... FEEL!
We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer.
I went back in time and voted for Hitler.
Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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