Not sure if anyone has posted this one yet, but i'll go ahead and post it anyway. [:
There's a guy and a girl sitting next to each other at a bar. The guy turns to the girl, smiles at her and buys her a drink.
The girl looks at him and says, "Ugh, don't even! I would never let you have sex with me, even if you paid me!" She laughs, and so do her friends who are sitting aside of her.
The man leans in slowly and whispers to her, "What if no one is around to stop me?"
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